A/N-This is something I've been wanting to do XD It's a collection of stupid stories with humanized Portal characters. Pfffft
Birds
GLaDOS hated birds. Hated them so. The reason? When she was a potato, from the moment they entered the old Aperture, a bird had taken her and sunken it's talons into her skin. Simulated pain had shot through her, and since her body was so small at the time, the pain was coming in great amounts. Plus, if this bird killed her, Aperture Science was doomed. Done. Nothing would be left, except for that idiot. Hmph. That was why GLaDOS hated birds.
She was developing a new kind of experiment. Humans. GLaDOS would transfer them to humans. If GLaDOS ever wanted someone back to a regular core body, with one switch of a button she could simply do a transfer. Easy. Obviously, she needed to be in control. So GLaDOS set up a room in the house Chell was living in. It was full of monitors so she could watch. Everything. Was. Perfect.
Chell was still silent, but of course, GLaDOS had taken care of that, too. Speech therapy. "I'm paying. You don't need to overwork yourself. You're a human, I'm software. Aperture still has money. Some, but not much. I can cover the price of therapy. It's all good. Maybe he can actually get you to talk, ha ha." At that time, Chell rolled her eyes. Why? She was perfectly capable of expressing emotion, but she hadn't said one word to GLaDOS since they had first met all that time ago.
ATLAS and P-body were humans, too. Two fiesty twins. P-body, the taller one, and ATLAS, the short one. Orange (P-body's simple name) was more of the schemer, trying to solve things. Blue, on the otherhand, went along with Orange's plans. Like their plan with the birds. Orange had muttered something to Chell, and Chell had just smiled and whispered "That would be funny."
So they got a bird. A macaw, actually.
GLaDOS had screamed. Orange and Blue were laughing, rolling around and cracking up. Chell had stared at them, then picked up the macaw and put it in the cage. "It's okay." Chell muttered. "The bird is gone. You can open your eyes now." GLaDOS blinked. Was she really that frightened?
"I'm fine. Really, fine. Now to punish them." Anger at 100%. "ORANGE! BLUE! LIVING ROOM! NOW!" They raced eachother down the stairs. "Imbeciles! Why would you do something that idiotic? I'm still in control here. Just because you've developed a human body does not mean you can mess around. I can still punish you. Chell? Any ideas?"
Chell looked at the two, then at GLaDOS. Then out the window. Outside there was a family swimming. "I have an idea. Let's go swimming."
Swimming; verb. To move in water by the action of limbs, fins, etc. GLaDOS gulped. "W-water? Are you sure?" Just the thought of it scared her.
"Yes. All of us can benefit from it. Orange and Blue especially. It will get all their energy out of them. " Orange and Blue highfived. "We need to get you guys bathing suits. Let's go." They piled into the car, excited for the adventure.
My notes- This was fun to write! I'm sorry about any spelling errors. This was made in word pad, and it doesn't have spell check. This was kinda short to me, and it was just winged by me, ha ha. I hope you enjoy it! I'll write the swimming chapter later.