It was the bright, early morning of October the 10th. The sun was shining happily, the wind was blowing calmly, the clouds were floating quie-
"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!"
All hell broke loose.
Rock Lee and Might Gai ran up to the blonde and slapped him on the face, immediately inciting fontains of tears from our favorite prankster's face.
He released the Kyuubi and died. Lee and Gai were crushed under the sheer weight of the giant fox, then shouted stuff about youth, while Sasuke was licking a tomato.
He died.
Sakura cried while holding the now deceased Uchiha. Nobody cared when she was squashed under Kurama huge tail, cuz everyone hates Sakura.
"I HATE EVRY HOOMEN AND STUFFZ!, screamed Kurama. He killed everyone in Konoha.
He then traveled back in time and killed everyone that ever stepped foot in Konoha.
The End