once u[pon a time there was some random fucking teenager who went into the woods with a porno magazine and was like "oh yeah i can jack off with this baby and then he went next to a bush and he like got fucking RIPPED doing that . he is extrememley buff but anyways he came on the leaf and his seeds were on it and then he left snorting cocaine and then gohan came and he rubbed his anus hole on the leaf and he was preganont? and then he was like oh man im prengant and then he spit out a baby named postal and then he screamed and hit her on the head and then she went into a 10 year coma and then she woke up and there he was staring her dead in the eyes and then she screamed and ripped her clothes off and jumped out the window and died
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