Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters/plot-lines/settings. All similarities to real life are coincidental.
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Prologue
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In the land of `GOT ITEM` there were two creatures named Shoes and No-Dorming. Shoes and No Dorming were a race of monsters called `Kakas`, known for their super-human ability to play Mario Tennis and yell like an ancient Afrikaans Tribe. Now the Kakas had too many fans, so they threw them at all of the secret invisible Mackas, or their pets.
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Chapter 1
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The subject of dorming has been widely debated in the land of the Kakas, it sees no rest. So then HARRY POTTER CAME OUT OF NO WHERE and said ``You`re a wizard Shoes``. Then, so did Hagrid. And Great Job! Then they walked into the grand hall , ready to discuss the matter if Dorming should be allowed in Kakas(Hogwarts). As they aproched the grand hall, they entered the room, coming across an infuriated Dumbledore.
