Authors Note:
Hehe. I can call myself an author! :D Or can I?
This is an actual roleplay me and my friend on YouTube do. It's been going on for, um, a month now maybe. Holy shart. Everyone who sees it asks if they want to join, but we won't let them hehe. It's not very much of a story... Just two girls. Being crazy fangirls. Nothing's planned, it just goes how it goes...
Please enjoy me and her torturing Wybie.
Three figures walked together in the forest, surrounded by trees, laughing. Two girls and a very curly haired boy, whose cheeks were so red they looked like they could catch fire any second.
"Wybie and Coraline, sittin' in a car…" The short, blonde girl Autumn, sang with an southern accent. She was being her usual, annoyingly, bubbly self trying to annoy Wybie. They loved, and treated him, like a little brother.
"They are naked yes they are!" The other girl, Janna, joined in. She had dark brown hair that went down just a little below her shoulders. She loved to bug Wybie as much as Autumn did. Especially about his crush and their best friend, Coraline Jones.
"I DON'T LOVE HER!" Wybie, the slouched over "stalker" with the curliest and messiest hair you've ever seen, ran off out of sight, his black coat disappearing into the trees.
"Now we're going to have to find him…" Janna groaned.
"He just can't admit it but he does love her." Autumn grinned, thinking about how much he stutters when her name comes up or he's around her.
Janna nodded. "Hmm… I wonder where he went off to…"
"I bet the well. I'll be back."
Autumn ran off in the direction of the very old, very deep well leaving Janna waiting. She returned after a couple of minutes, dragging Wybie by his arm. More of his coat's sleeve, but of course Wybie wouldn't take it off. He wouldn't even if it was burning.
"STOP-ernf-LET GO!"
Janna laughed as Autumn let go of his jacket and he fell to the ground.
"He was running to the well," she smiled ", you're really slow Wybie, I hope you know that!"
"HEY!" Wybie tried to think of a comeback. Nothing came to mind. These girls were masterminds at making him suffer.
"Well, he was like running for his life. Like when he called Coraline crazy and was pretty slow then. He's still is." Autumn so thoughtfully explained.
"YEAH I WAS! I WAS FAST ENOUGH FOR JONSIE TO NOT CATCH ME! Do you know how hard she throws boots? They hurt…" He rubbed his head through his curls, reminiscing on that blue boot hitting it. I wonder where they are now…
"So does love, but that doesn't change anything." Janna said, laughing.
Wybie looked down at the ground, trying not to let the girls see he was blushing. More. He saw a green lizard scampering across right in front of his feet, and smiled.
"Payback, finally."
Taking off his glove to hold it better, he bent down to pick the lizard up, holding it in his hand, to throw it at one of them. Instead, Auti (what they would sometimes call Autumn), saw it and laughed, thinking about Slugzilla; a smiley green banana slug that Wybie loved to keep as a pet.
"It's Godzilla!" she screamed.
He was getting ready to throw it and then a sharp pain all around his finger and looked to find "Godzilla" biting his finger. He started screaming, scared it was going to bring up blood, which he basically fainted at the sight of. Both girls started dying laughing as he started to suck on his finger after the green reptile had fallen off.
"You're such a sissy..." Janna said.
"Thanks a lot Jana." He put his glove back on, feeling naked without it.
Another sudden pain hit Wybie, Janna's fist. He yelped.
"It's JAN-NA! I HATE it when people get my name wrong!" she glared Wybie down.
"It's not nice, but… Violence is fun!" Autumn laughed.
"Not if you're the one getting abused! You should see all my bruises from Jonesy. Never underestimate a girl..."
"It's not my fault your to slow to dodge or anything… or pronounce people's names right, Why-were-you-born."
Wybie winced at the hated nickname Coraline had given him when they first met.
"You're weak, Wybie." Auti said, laughing. She leaned over to Janna, whispering.
"Maybe he has," she snickered ,"sensitive skin?"
"Just wait until the acne comes!" Janna teased.
"And braces! They might magnetize to his bike."
"I'm not deaf!" Wybie yelled out at the laughing girls.
"Well, are you gonna need braces?" Janna asked.
"I dunno," he shruged ",Probably."
"Make sure they're not magnetized." Auti said, laughing.
"Yeah it would be pretty stupid...they might affect my bike riding skills-"
"-what SKILLS?! You saved Coraline, then you fell down the well that night!," he'd told the story a million times, of how heroic and brave he was. Then Coraline would tell what happened afterwards. ",Oh yeah Wybie, don't get to pro or you'll pass up Tony Hawk!" Janna yelled, and both girls burst out laughing. Auti fell backwards into mud from laughing so hard, getting back up quickly, trying to wipe it off, but still laughing.
"Ok,ok... so I'm not the best rider in Oregon… I'd like to see you try Janna."
"No thanks. I don't wanna die yet!"
"I wanna try working the motor...bike...cycle?"Auti said.
"NO! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!" Janna gaped at her in fake horror.
"I won't die. Promise." Auti smiled calmingly, sounding more brave than she really was of the death trap on wheels.
"Uhh… ok? We'll have to go back home, then..." Wybie said, quetly.
They started heading for the small, white shack that Wybie kept all of his mechanical things in, like his bike. Wybie was lost in his own little world of trying to find a quick way back home between all of the trees.
"I wish you the best of luck... Hey can I be in your will?" Janna asked the endangered life.
"I can ride a bicycle, I can ride this. Hopefully. But sure anyway!"
Wybie turned around, seeming mad.
"Calm down Jan, it's not like I'm gonna murder her when you're not looking... yeesh!"
"Oh so now I have a nickname?" She teased.
"I guess..." Wybie shrugged.
"Ok I hope you can ride hi-"
"MOTORBIKE!" Wybie got mad, tired of people calling it a normal bike or something else then what it really was. He worked to hard for it to not be called its rightful name.
Janna sighed. "I guess that I'll try it too…"
Wybie smiled. "Ok then!"
They walked in silence to a blue, two story house.
Wybie invited the girls in and after meeting Mrs. Lovat, Wybie's grandma, sitting in Wybie's room for a minute, eating a few sandwiches (more like a lot for Wybie the never ending black hole), the three started the biking lesson. It took a while for Auti to get it, Janna got it immediately. Wybie ended up showing them a wheelie about as tall as Auti, who was about four foot nine. She was the shortest but yet the oldest of the group.
They talked about how Coraline was scared by the same wheelie, they had a race from the well back to his house (Wybie losing and Janna winning, of course), they went back to Wybie's room where they played Sly Cooper all day until Wybie worked up the courage to finally ask what had been in the back of his mind all day.
"Erm...you know...you guys can… uh ..spe-spend the night.....if-if y-you want too..."
"Sure! I'd love to. It'll be fun!" Auti said excitedly. Janna just nodded, hitting her can at Sir Raleigh, a green and apparently rich frog that lived in a blimp that you had to unlock cannons to get to.
They all played hide and seek together, and Auti ending up being it, being to slow at saying "not it." She found Wybie by following his laughter, of course, hiding in the shower.
"Hey! How about we try to make Janna laugh? Then her laughter will give her away! Like mine did..." Wybie fiddled with his gloves that were a bit wet.
"Sure! How do we make her laugh, though?"
Wybie smiled and walked up to the attic, Autumn not far behind. He'd seen Janna walk up there, he knew it. When in the old, dusty, box filled room, they both started to look around.
"Umm… Oh I got it! OW! MY SLPEEN!! IT BURNS!"
Both girls started laughing and Autumn started to follow where hers weren't coming from. Thank you attic for being slow!
"Laughter's an awesome thing!" She said, finding Janna behind a big box filled with a bunch of old papers.
"Yeah it is! Wybie where'd you get that from? My spleen! It burns!" She repeated, laughing still.
"It just came to mind…" He smiled.
They decided to go back to the room. The two girls talked back and forth about prank ideas after Wybie had fell asleep, and before they could put whip cream in his hand to tickle his nose they had joined him in dreamland.
The two girls woke up earlier then Wybie and they tried to wake him up.
"Wybie... psst... up and at em'..." Janna shook him gently.
Wybie opened his eyes just slightly, turned around and started to mumble again. Meaning, he was still asleep.
"Let me try…" Auti said.
She turned on all the lights in the room, pulled the covers off of him and shoved him to make him turn over in the bed.
"TIME TO WAKE UP!" she yelled at his ear.
"AHH!," Wybie yelled, "What'd I do?"
"Nothing. You wouldn't wake up and its like," Janna looked at the clock ",11:00!"
"Ugh… Fine. I've gotta take a shower. Will you two be okay?"
They nodded and as Wybie left the room, Janna started laughing.
"What?" Autumn gave her a curious look.
"I've got an hilarious idea…"