Heyooo! How are all of you lovely readers doing this fine day? Good I hope. I'm feeling better now. My fever's gone down and I'm in a writing/updating mood. So, I watched this gay love Vietnamese movie and totally fell in love with it. So what did I do? I turned it into a SasoDei/DeiSaso fanfiction! :D Hooray for that~ X3

So anyways. I'm probably going to update other things and such before the day is over. Hopefully. So I'll just let all of you read this thing I typed up and hope that you all enjoy~

Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto. All rights go to the lovely and insanely talented Masashi Kishimoto.

I also do not own the movie Lost in Paradise. All rights go to the owner whom I do not know the name of and am too lazy to look up. =w=

Deidara Iwa was a 20 year old blonde man who moved to Konoha from his home town, Iwagakure. He had heard that it was tough times in Konoha at the moment, but he'd also heard that there were more opportunities if you were willing to work for them.

He was looking around in newspapers and flyers everywhere trying to find a place to stay. He had some money, but it seemed that houses in Konoha were a little out of his budget. He sighed and flipped through his papers of potential living places when a man sat down beside him.

He had long raven hair and very pale skin. His eyes were an almost golden colour and his appearance reminded Deidara much of a snake. The man smiled to him, "Looking for a place to rent?"

The blond nodded. "Un."

The raven haired male continued to smile. "Found one?"

"Not yet."

The other male nodded. "What's your budget?"

Deidara looked to his wallet and counted his money, "Um, anywhere between $400-$600, un."

The other male chuckled and shook his head. "That's pretty cheap. You won't find a decent place here with that kind of money unless you're sharing."

The blonde frowned, looking down. "Oh…"

The snakelike man nudged Deidara. "Listen. The place I'm renting is $1,000 a month, fully furnished. If you'd like to share, you may live there for only $500 a month." He put a hand on the blonde's shoulder.

Deidara smiled. "That's great! Thank you so much, un."

The raven haired man extended his hand giving the younger male a bright smile. "I'm Orochimaru, by the way."

"Deidara." He took the man's hand and returned his smile.

"The apartment is near here. Come, have a look, then decide. Okay?"

Deidara nodded. "Un."

They both got up and proceeded to go to Orochimaru's apartment. They neared the apartment when the raven haired man asked, "How old are you anyways?"

Deidara smiled. "20, un!"

Orochimaru nodded. "I see. So, what are you doing here in Konoha?"

He shrugged. "I don't know yet. I just wanted to find a place to stay, and then I'll see where I'm going from there, un."

They started their ascend up the stairs to Orochimaru's apartment. "So what's your real reason for coming to Konoha?"

"Because people said that Konoha is an easy place to live and there are opportunities for everyone, un. It's paradise, right?"

Orochimaru smiled and nodded. "Correct!" They finally arrived at the apartment. The older male unlocked the door and gestured for the blonde to enter. "I live here with my little brother." He walked over to the bed where a redheaded boy was sleeping.

The raven haired male sat on the edge of the bed and shook the redhead. "Hey, wake up, Sasori."

Sasori groaned. "What for?"

Orochimaru pulled the covers off of the tired redhead, revealing that he wasn't wearing any clothes. He slapped the redhead's ass chanting, "Wake up! Wake up, Sasori! Someone has come to live with us."

Sasori's head shot up from his pillow, he looked at Orochimaru in shock muttering, "What?" He glanced over his shoulder to see Deidara standing quite awkwardly at the doorway. He scowled at the blond, pulling his blanket so that he wasn't exposed in front of the stranger. He looked irritated to Orochimaru. "What do you mean?"

The raven haired male simply smiled. "I mean; someone to share the rent with." He gestured to the blond, "This is Deidara. He seems to be nice, so I invited him to share the place with us."

Sasori's scowl deepened. "I don't want to share this place with some street brat!"

Orochimaru frowned. "Uh, you can just take a seat over there, Deidara. I need a private chat with Sasori."

Deidara smiled awkwardly and nodded. "Un." He left the room to sit on the couch in the living room.

Sasori sat up and leaned towards Orochimaru, whispering, "What's going on? Why did you let him move in with us?"

The older male smirked, "Jealous~?"

"No way!"

"Good." Orochimaru got up to go sit and chat with Deidara while Sasori got dressed. He soon joined the duo in the living room, sitting down beside the blonde.

"You and Sasori take the bed. I'll take the sofa. Or, if you don't mind, we can all share the bed. How's that?"

Deidara shrugged, "Whatever, un. I'm pretty easy."

Orochimaru clasped his hands together. "Great! Then we'll all share."

Sasori looked the blonde over. "Do you snore, brat?"

Deidara twitched at the nickname, but smiled anyways. "No, un. I don't."

The redhead leaned back in his seat. "Good."

"Alright then, first give me the $500 for rent this month." Orochimaru smiled, extending his hand to collect the money.

Deidara nodded, unzipping his bag and taking out the money. He counted it up to make sure it was the correct amount before placing it into the snake's hands. "Here you go, un."

Orochimaru counted the money before grinning, "Okay great!" He leaned over and sniffed the blonde. "You smell. Why don't you go take a shower first, then I'll take you to register at the police station."

Deidara chuckled nodding, he zipped his bag up and stood. "I smell too, but you can go first. I like to take long showers." Orochimaru smiled at the blond.

"Un."

"Uh, you can just put your stuff in that wardrobe." He pointed to said wardrobe in the other room.

"Thanks, un."

Once Deidara was in the shower, Orochimaru smirked and snatched all of the clothes off of the hooks around the house, stuffing them into a duffle bag. He cleared out most of the wardrobe and stuffed everything into the bag.

He chuckled, "Did you see his money?"

Sasori nodded with a frown. "I did, but he kept it all with him. Now what?"

Orochimaru grunted. "Just pack." Sasori did as he was told and finished packing everything. He slung the bags over his shoulders and headed out the door. "Oi!" He stopped and turned around to see Orochimaru. "Meet me at the café near the newsstand. I'll be there shortly." Sasori nodded, before leaving the apartment complex.

Orochimaru grinned as he knocked on the bathroom door. "Hey, Dei? I need to get something."

Deidara turned the water off. "Okay, un." He grabbed a cloth and held it over his crotch as he opened the door for the snake.

The raven haired man smiled before entering the bathroom. He smirked before shoving Deidara to the ground and swiping his clothes with his money in the pockets.

"Oi! What the fuck do you think you're doing, un?!" He shouted before getting up and chasing after Orochimaru. He slipped and fell on some spilt water. "Fuck..." He cursed. "Wait! Where are you going?! You bastard, un!"

He quickly got up and dashed out the front door stark naked with only a cloth covering his manhood, yelling curses and a string of stops as he chased after the pale man. But it was no use. Orochimaru was much faster than Deidara and dashed down the stairs at record speed, leaving Deidara alone and naked at the apartment.

Orochimaru ran to the café that Sasori was waiting at. He panted lightly and placed the rest of Deidara's things on the table. "Did you check his bag?" Sasori nodded and grabbed the wallet out of Deidara's pants pocket to check the money. Orochimaru grinned and called over the waitress. "Konan, give me an iced coffee with milk, please~"

He looked back to Sasori, petting one of their cats and nodding to the bags. "Is there anything valuable?"

Sasori snorted and shook his head. "Tch. Nothing but clothes and shoes." He frowned and looked up at Orochimaur. "Where's his money?

The snakelike man grinned and pat his pocket. "$2,000~"

Sasori's eyes widened. "Wow." Orochimaru grinned and nodded before laughing.

Sasori looked down slightly and hummed. "He's from Iwagakure. What if he tells the police?"

Orochimaru rolled his eyes and frowned. "Who will trust him? We didn't register ourselves there." Sasori nodded slowly and shifted in his chair, looking down and petting his other cat. The raven haired male sighed. "I'm only worried about the landlady."

"Hm. Once she's looking for us, there's no way to hide." Sasori commented, glancing back up at Orochimaru. He frowned and nodded, looking down and humming.

"Here, no one cares about others. No one knows those two guys."

"…thanks, un."

Deidara sighed harshly and walked down the hall. Well that neighbor was no use. Maybe he could ask another? Not everyone is so heartless here…right?

Orochimaru nodded. "The deposit is $700 minus the utility charge for this month is about $200. So you keep the remaining of $1,100." He grinned. "Thank you." He hung up his phone and chuckled. "Done. What a greedy bitch."

Sasori smiled slightly before humming. "Deidara doesn't have all of his papers anymore…how can he get a job? Should we maybe find a way to give his papers back to him?"

Orochimaru glanced at Sasori and shook his head. "He'll go back to his hometown. It's best for him." He sighed and ran his fingers through the soft fur of the cat. "Poor boy. So innocent~" He chuckled and kissed the cat on the head. "Konoha isn't the easy place that he thought it was."

Sasori nodded. "And us?"

Orochimaru licked his lips and grinned. "Now we have some cash, we can do whatever we want! We'll see." He smiled at Sasori and rubbed his stomach. "Would you buy me a spicy sandwich, please? I'm starving~"

Sasori rolled his eyes and glanced at the café they were sitting at. "Just get some instant noodle here."

Orochimaru whined slightly and gave Sasori a look. "Please? I'm craving for a spicy sandwich~ Just on the left of the corner about 20 meters, you'll find the sandwich shop there."

Sasori sighed and stood up. "Yeah, yeah. I know where it its."

"Still have money?"

"Um, yeah. About $100 on me."

Orochimaru smiled and nodded. "Don't forget lots of chilli!"

Sasori waved a hand. "Yeah, I know."

Deidara groaned and searched through every cabinet and cupboard for anything those two con jerks might've left behind. He cursed under his breath and scowled. Nothing. He sighed harshly and glanced at the TV. He raised a brow and hummed. Bet I could sell that for some cash…just enough to get me started. He nodded and unplugged the TV, picking it up and started carrying it down the stairs.

As he was walking down the stairs, the landlady passed him and narrowed her eyes at him. "Bring that back now! That doesn't belong to you! Now!

Deidara nodded quickly and ran back up the stairs with the small TV. So much for that idea.

Sasori went back to the table and paused, frowning as he sat down at the table. Where did Orochimaru go? And…where's all of the brat's stuff? Hell. Where was all of his and Orochimaru's stuff?! He looked over to Konan and frowned. "Konan, where's my friend?"

Konan hummed and scratched her head. "Oh him? He left in quite the hurry."

Sasori's eyes widened and he looked down, glancing at his pet cat and biting his lips.

Orochimaru smiled and whistled as he walked down the side of the road, carrying all of the stuff he and Sasori had gathered and bought over the years. It wasn't much, but it was enough. His phone started to ring and he reached down in his pocket, grinning and picking it up. "Hey, baby~"

Sasori scowled and took a deep breath, gripping his phone tightly before asking. "Are you leaving me?"

Orochimaru chuckled and nodded. "Yes. I will be getting out of Konoha and doing my business elsewhere. Take care of the cats for me. Good luck, baby! I love you~" He kissed the phone before smirking and hanging up.

Sasori blinked, staring down at his phone with an expressionless face. He took a couple of deep breaths, looking over at his cats and petting them before letting a small smile form on his lips and whispering. "I'm free now."

Wow that was a lot of typing for the short amount of time that the movie was going on for. XD I'm re watching the movie and kinda just like, making sure that the dialogue and scenes are all accurate as possible, you know? Yeah, you probably know already. :P This is the first time I'm doing a fic that's based off of a movie soooo yeah. Shouldn't get off track and won't be having writer's block for this. :D Hopefully...you never know. I'll probably add an extra lemon or two. But I more than likely won't be giving it a different ending WHICH I WON'T SPOIL FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE YET. So yeah.

I really hope you all like it and if you want to watch the movie, I totally recommend it! Should be updating this soon unless the lazy monster takes over and forces me to do nothing productive again like it likes to do. =w=

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