Consequences aren't the best,
But you are troubled if you molest,
But technically this is just rape,
But I also guess that isn't that great,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't own The Amazing World of Gumball,
Neither do you.
Now I command you to read!
Hearts From Azaze
(You might want to read the others before this one, or you will be so confuzzled.)
The Wanted (A Carrie x Darwin and Gumball x Penny story)
Setting: Mall/Around Elmore
Main Characters: Darwin, Carrie, Gumball, Penny.
Minor Characters: Masami
Gumball: Dude, we need some ketchup.
Darwin: Go to the store and buy it.
Gumball: No.
Darwin: You leave me no choice.
*Dragging Gumball to the mall*
*Sees a wanted poster with his face on it*
Darwin: Uh dude…
Gumball: What.
Darwin: Why is there a wanted poster of me and you.
Gumball: What the What?
Darwin: Wanted for- Sexual Harassment?
Gumball: When?
Darwin: Maybe that time I had sex with Carrie. But who would say something about that?
Gumball: Why do you have 1000 dollars more than me?
Darwin: Don't know.
Gumball: If anyone should be worth more it should be me. I'm going to complain to the police.
Darwin: Dude. The police are looking for us.
Gumball: What did I do?
Darwin: Probably harassed Penny.
Gumball: When did I do that.
Darwin: In my tent.
Gumball: But who would tell?
Masami: I would.
Gumball: Masami?
Masami: And you're going to jail. *Whistles* get them.
Doughnut Sheriff: Stop in the name of the law.
Darwin: What do you think, Gumball?
Gumball: I think-run!
*Runaway from cops and hide behind a street pole*
Doughnut Sheriff: This guy's elusive.
Carrie: Psst, Gumball-
Gumball: Carrie?
Carrie: Shut up, and get in the alleyway.
Gumball: These cops couldn't find me if I was hiding behind a street pole.
Penny: Get in the alleyway!
Gumball: Sure. Darwin, get over here!
Darwin: Huh? Ok.
Gumball: Dude, you're walking out in the open.
Darwin: Dude, these cops couldn't find you if you were hiding behind a street-
Gumball: Yeah, I already did that.
Darwin: Dangit.
Carrie: Why are you Wanted?
Gumball: Masami framed us.
Darwin: Technically we did do it, so it isn't framing.
Gumball: Masami reported us. But more importantly, Darwin is worth 1,000 dollars more than me!
Darwin: Nobody cares. It doesn't matter.
Carrie: We told Masami too much.
Gumball: She was a little salty about the sex with Darwin thing.
Darwin: But technically it isn't sexual harassment
Gumball: Wait, why are you out here anyways.
Penny: My parents were scared you would come back and "harass" me again.
Carrie: Same here. I had to sneak out by going through a wall.
Penny: Same, but, through a window.
Darwin: How are we gonna get out of this.
Random Lady: They're in here!
*Crowd floods alleyway*
Penny: Run.
*Runs away from crowd*
Crowd: Go for Darwin, he's worth more!
Gumball: See, they care.
Darwin: Gumball, can you complain later.
Gumball: Well Sorry. I guess you're just too good for me.
Darwin: Not now dude. We have to get to the police station to get our name cleared.
Gumball: I guess you're just gonna tell me what to do now Mr. Im Worth 2000 Dollars.
Darwin: Just Run
Gumball: Ugh. We're almost there. Wait won't there be cops in there.
Darwin: Are you kidding? They will all be looking for us. They are restless people.
*All the cops are there*
Gumball: Nice job overestimating society, dude.
Doughnut Sheriff: Any last words.
Gumball: Actually Yes. Everybody, there is one donut left in the cafeteria!
Doughnut Sheriff: One donut? Oh shit!
Gumball: Thought that would work.
Darwin: At Least they got their priorities straight.
*Run out to their house*
Nicole: Where have you two been?
Darwin: We went to get ketchup.
Gumball: And were accused for sexual harassment,
Darwin: And got chased to the police station
Gumball: And Darwin is worth 1,000 dollars more than me!
Darwin: *Face palm*
Nicole: 3,000 dollars for the both of you? Ok, we're gonna go get your names cleared.
Gumball and Darwin: Yay, mom.
*Get to police station*
Nicole: Nothing personal kids, this is 3,000 dollars and you are criminals. I'm doing the right thing.
Gumball and Darwin: Huh?
Doughnut Sheriff: Thanks for turning them in, here's your cash Mrs. Watterson, these kids gave us quite a chase.
Nicole: Anything for the law.
*In jail*
Spray Paint Bottle: What'd you guys do to get in?
Gumball: Sexual Harassment
Spray Paint Bottle: Holy Fuck, all I did was vandalize property.
Gumball: Yeah, but we're children, and we were framed.
Spray Paint Bottle: Yeah, I guess that clears it.
Darwin: But we were framed.
*Gumball thinks*
Gumball: Sorry, Dude...
Spray Paint Bottle: For what?
Gumball: For this. I found the guy who stole the last donut!
Doughnut Sheriff: Holy Crap, this guy's got a donut!
Gumball: That was easier then I thought.
*Both sneak out*
Penny: Gumball, what was that?
Carrie: We should probably go.
Darwin: Let's try not to get turned in again.
Carrie: Let's go to my house.
Darwin: Don't your parents hate my guts?
Carrie: Yeah but they're part of the riot to find you guys.
Gumball: That's comforting.
Darwin: Can we not go there?
Carrie: Why?
Darwin: Bad memories?
*Carrie slaps Darwin*
Carrie: We are going.
*At Carrie's house*
Darwin: Well this house wasn't unpleasant a week ago or anything.
Carrie: Shut up. And you have to admit, that was a lot of fucking fun.
Darwin: Yeah...
Penny: There are people outside. We should-
Doughnut Sheriff: We know you're in there!
Gumball: Dangit, they followed my cookie crumbs.
Darwin: Why did you drop cookie crumbs?
Gumball: I was hungry.
*Darwin slaps Gumball*
Penny: Guys- hide!
*Carrie and Darwin get under the bed*
Carrie: Darwin I'm scared.
Darwin: They want me, not you.
Carrie: Hold me…
Darwin: Course.
Penny: Gumball, in the closet.
Gumball: Dangit, this is the bra closet.
Penny: Shut up.
Gumball: Penny?
Penny: Yes Gumball?
Gumball: If I get caught, tell my children I love them.
Penny: Gumball, we have no children.
Gumball: Oh… yeah. Then kiss me before I get sent back.
*Make-out in closet*
Doughnut Sheriff: Damn it. They must have called my bluff. Those Cookie Crumbs were probably mine.
*Exhaling*
Carrie: We should go find Penny and Gumball.
Darwin: Yeah...
*Find them in closet making out*
Carrie: Guys.
Darwin: Guys.
Carrie: Guys!
Penny: Sorry, what?
Darwin: We need to bail. We aren't safe here.
Gumball: Sure.
Carrie: We're fine with you guys making out. We need to be safe before you do though.
Darwin: Yeah.
Carrie: In fact, after this is over, Darwin is going to fuck we so hard, I'm going to have a baby made through my ass.
Darwin: Yeah. Wait… what?
Penny: Ok. Let's go.
Gumball: First we have to clear our names.
Darwin: No. First we have to find Masami.
Carrie: We need to find the Treehouse. They are always there on Saturdays and Sundays.
Darwin: To Molly's House.
*At the treehouse*
Gumball: Why. Would. You. Lie. To. Them?!
Masami: I didn't lie. I told the truth. You two boys are ruining these girls with your underage and repetitive sex.
Penny: Uh…
Carrie: Actually I kind of instigated the repetitive sex.
Penny: And I supported making out with Gumball.
Darwin: But we agreed to it. So that doesn't make them Pedofiles.
Gumball: Yeah.
Masami: But you are all still criminals.
Darwin: Why would you do this, Masami?
Masami: Because, Because- Because I'm jealous, Okay? When Gumball got a girlfriend, I thought I might try again with Darwin, but then you took him, so I was alone…
Penny: Sorry we made you feel that way Masami.
Carrie: Yeah. I didn't know.
Darwin: I mean, you're like the princess of Elmore Junior High.
Gumball: Yeah, you can definitely get a boyfriend. I mean look at Darwin, he has one. And that's basically impossible right there.
Darwin: Exactly. Wait…
*Smacks Gumball in the back of the head*
Gumball: What I'm trying to say is- there is someone out there for anyone. You'll always be able to find a lover.
Masami: Thanks, Gumball. I'll tell my dad to take those wanted posters down.
Gumball: Yay, mega happy ending!
*End*
I hoped you like,
The Fanfiction,
This story has,Been prewritten,
So I probably have gone on to right better stories,
Or just ran out of ideas and lost my glory,
One of those is correct...
I'll change my style soon, I promise,
But if I'm from the future, Do I?
...
Hearts From Azaze