John: You ever read any Kant, Ringo?

Ringo: I tried but I can't.

George: Well, he bangs on about the categorical imperative.

Ringo: What's that?

Paul: It's like the golden rule.

Ringo: Him with the gold rules?

John: Not that golden rule, you daft git.

George: Do unto others, you know.

Ringo: Before they do unto you.

Paul: No, no, that's not it.

Ringo: What's an unto?