A/N- This is what happens when you take Harry Potter Characters, mix with 100 cups of coffee, and stir in with a board meeting. This was written to you an idea of what I put my friends through everyday.
By: Keara Jordan
Characters:
AD- Albus Dumbledore
AC- Aaron Carter
NC- Nick Carter
BS: Britany Spears
SB- Sirius Black
HP- Harry Potter
FD- Fluer Delcure
PP (HA HA HA)- Pavarti Patil
RW- Ron Weasley
DM- Draco Malfoy
GL- Lockhart
CC- Colin Creevey
ChCh: Cho Chang
HG- Hermione Granger
AH- Angel Haven (the waitress)
LB- Lavender Brown
VK- Victor Krum
It all started at the HP characters board meeting. First coffee was passed around and then it all began.
AD: Well, everyone welcome to the board meeting! We are here to talk about what should happen next in our little series of-
HP: My series Dumbledore! It's my series I'm Harry Potter! That's why it's called the Harry Potter series. It's because it's about me! Not you, not Malfoy, not Ron, me! All about-
DM: Shut up Potter you sound like that Lockhart mud blood!
GL: I have mud blood cool!
RW: You know Harry you do sound like him! And I'd like a nice big part in this book! It should be called Ron Weasley and How He Got The Title!
CC: No no no! It's about Harry! Only Harry! Harry can I get an autograph? Please?
HP: No Colin! But, yes it is my series. Ron stop agreeing with Malfoy!
RW: No Harry! He even has a bigger part than me! ~Ron starts to cry~
HG: ~Pats Ron's Back~ Oh, it's ok Ron. I think you'd make a great hero.
RW: Really?
HG: Really!
RW: So than do you wanna go out tonight?
HG: ~Turns bright red~ NO I DON'T WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU! I'M GOING OUT WITH VICTOR! AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! VICTOR TAKE ME HOME!
VK: Ok, Her-mi`o-ningi`. ~Victor and Her-mi`o-ningi fly away to Bulagria on a red and pink stripped donkey~
RW: BOO-HOO! ~Run out of room crying~
AD: Can I have more coffee?
~The sexy waitress who, was flirting
with Sirius, frowned and walked over to give him more coffee. Sirius looked
like he wanted to murder Dumbledore~
AH: There you are sir. ~She then went back over to Sirius. Dumbledore sensed wedding bells and then a divorce drum~
AD: So Sirius what do you want for the book?
SB: Well I'd like to be cleared, have Harry and I live together, become an Auror, teach at Hogwarts, adopt Aaron Carter and Harry, then I want to get married to Angel, bring back Lily and James, kill Peter, and that's about it. But, give me a galleon and I'll think of some more stuff.
AH: Sounds like fun!^-^
HP: Ok, just bring back my parents first!
AC: Well, as long as I get to be a wizard, and you adopt Nick too, and I can go to Hogwarts, then ok!
NC: Sure I like it!
AD: That seems a little impossible. JK want's Harry to live with the Dursleys, and for you never to be cleared. And what are you two doing here? You are not Harry Potter characters!
AC: What? Isn't this the Young Pop Stars Music Convention Where All Your Dreams Come True If You Wish Upon A JC more commonly know as YPSMCWAYDCTIYWUAJC?
NC: Yeah, what he said.
AD: No that's across the hall!
AC: Oh, sorry.
NC: See you lot later. Owl us about the book! ~Nick and Aaron leave followed by Lavender Brown, Fluer Delcure, and Pavarti Patil.~
AD: WHERE ARE YOU THREE GOING?
LB: I'm going to the YPSMCWAYDCTIYWUAJC.
FD: I'm going to see if Nick has a girl friend!
PP (HA HA HA) : I'm going to the bathroom.
AD: Fine just all of you go. ~Harry Potter gets up and follows~
AD: Harry where are you going?
HP: Don't you know? Britany Spears is at the YPSM-
AD: No don't even say it! Just go.
HP: YEAH BABY! ~Jumps up and punches the air. Then leaves singing "Hex me Baby One More Time"
AD: Now we need a new hero! Too bad Ron left he'd have been great, Sirius how about you do you want to be the hero?
SB: ~Well he and Angel are too busy kissing to even breathe right now so I guess not~
AD: Yes, well then. Um....Er.....who else is left. ~Looks around sees Colin, Denis, Draco, Snape, Lockhart, Sirius, Angel, more kids he doesn't know, Lupin, a window, the full moon.....THE FULL MOON!~
AD: Ah...Severus did you give Remus the potion? ~A loud growl from the corner answers his question~
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!~Allmost everyone runs out with Lupin the wolf following. Dumbledore looks at the remaining people. Draco, Sirius, Angel, and no one.~
AD: Well I can't be the Hero. I know I'm great but this back isn't what it used to be. Um...Draco how'd you like to be the hero?
DM: What do I do?
AD: Well, you sneak around, get people in trouble, save the world, get lots of money and publicity, kill Voldemort, get revenge, sign autographs, get wadded on hand and foot, be popular with out trying, go out with the cutest girls, get in trouble but everyone likes you anyway, never show emotions, and that's about it.
DM: Do I have to transfer to Gryffindor,
or hang out with the mud blood and the
weasel?
AD: Nope.
DM: ~Sarcasicly~ Ohhh, wow that sounds hard! But, I guess I can try and make it.
AD: ~Didn't know he was being sarcastic~ Wonderful! We'll owl JK in the morning. What should the title be?
DM: Draco Malfoy and How He Took Over...I mean Saved The World.
AD: Sounds great! I'll owl JK right now!
DM: Good, oh and this is Potter's old girl friend that is now my girl friend. Her name is Cho Chang.
ChCh: Hello. Can I have a nice big part in this book Drakyyyyyyyyyyyyy? ~Gives big puppy eyes and pouts~
DM: Of coarse Cho, baby! Plus it would make Potty even more jealous!
ChCh: Great!~Takes sip of coffee. And owl zooms in window. Dumbledore takes it and reads it~
AD: Don't worry you two. JK said it would be a nice change to write about someone else. ~Harry then walks in singing "Hex me Baby One More Time" with Britany Spears~
HP+BS: Oh Baby, baby
How was I supposed to know
That you used magic right here
Oh baby, baby
I shouldn't have let you know
And now you're gonna tell, yeah
Show me I can trust you, to be
quiet
Tell me baby 'cause I need to know
now,
Oh because
My heroness is killing me and I
I must confess I still believe
When I lie to you
I lose my mind
Give me a magic sign
Hex me baby one more time
~They realizing they have an audience
stop~
HP: Hey everyone this is Britney, she just signed me onto a five year song contract in addition to my seven year book one! She's a muggle.
BS: What-ever!
HP: What? Oh, never mind, Americans! Any who what did I miss?
DM: Well, I'm the new hero! It's now my series. Cho is my girl friend, and lupin is loose as a wolf in this building!
HP: BOO-HOO! ~Runs out crying~
BS: ~Runs after him~ Hey cute, new,
wizard, song partner, Carry Lotter, wait for me!
~A loud bell sounds.~
AD: Ok, that's it! Everyone meet at JK's tomorrow midnight sharp! ~With that he apparted away. Sirius and Angel were left to their "business" and Draco and Cho flew away on a flying carpet. Only to be caught and thrown into Azkaban. As for the book, it was a best-seller, got made into a movie, and it went into a thirty-eight book long series. It would have been longer but Harry came and killed Draco. So the books went back to fifth year with Harry and it was only a seven book series. But, know one read them because they all liked Draco too much!
A/N: So how was it? Ok, I know it
was weird! And the song was corny! But, just please review and tell me
if it was ok or not. Thanks for reading!