Prologue of DOOMY DOOOOOOOOM!
okay, well, yeah. here i am again, writing more of these demented things we call fanfics. whoo hoo! to those of you who have read me other work, you probably are familiar with the storyline thus far. for those lazy individuals who did not realize that this is a SEQUEL, I shall provide a short summary and hope that you may take it in your head to read "along came a french girl," the prequel to this fic.
Once upon a time, there lived a man by the name of johnny c. He had the unfortunate problem of being a homicidal maniac. Or perhaps you would consider this to be a VERY fortunate problem to be suffering from. I wouldn't know. I'm not that messed up. (Well, okay, I am, but still.) Anyway, he killed people. A lot. And one day, he killed a woman who had a daughter she claimed was his. Too bad for little Nny that he failed to realize that said daughter was present at the time of killing. And even more unfortunate that he failed to realize the fact that the girl was french and could speak nothing but her native tongue.
So, yeah, he was screwed.
and thats the story thus far, i guess. i left out a lot of stuff, cuz that would give away the ending of me other fic, but whatever. anyway, i guess this is where i put that little discalimer thing so nobody sues me.
Raven does not own any of the material in this story, except for her original characters and most of the sequences of events in said story. (except for the events suggested by friends, in which case they belong to whoever was twisted enough to think them up.) Johnny the Homicidal maniac (insert copyright symbol dealie) is the property of Jhonen Vasquez, who shall soon become LORD OF ALL HUMANS! Everything else belongs to whoever it belongs to, okay? So stop trying to sue me. (shakes fist at columbia records) (I NEVER SAID I OWNED THE DAMNED BAND, OKAY? STOP CALLING ME!)
So...yep. i guess ive gotten what i needed across. uh, anyway, this takes place somewhere around three years after along came a french girl, so keep that in mind. hee hee. i like using different fonts. i shall go now before me sugar high kicks in and i becomes completeleeeeeeeeeeeeeee uncompetentness of DOOMY DOOM DOOM DOOM! whee hee! exclamaitiony goodnesssssss! i am giggling now! witness me giggling! heeeheeheeeheeheeheeeeheeeeheeeBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeeeheeeheeheeheeheehee-(falls over) ...
due to a massive concussion and severe amnesia, raven will not be joining us for some time. i have taken this opportunity as her most intelligent alter ego to rite thiss not two sai that shees knot cumin bak soone. thanck yoo ande gud nite.
Rayvn ravven Ravenn
Raven Strange, your Friendly Neptunian Psycho
Note: contrary to popular belief, THIS IS RELATED TO THE STORY. IT IS A SUMMARY. PLEASE DO NOT DELETE MY STORY AGAIN. it would be a shame to have to make a new account...
(insert exasparated sigh here) listen. if any of ya wanna protest the unfair deleting of fics, pleez help me out and contact the admin. okay? i mean, all this has to do with the story, right? I didn't add any non-story notes. in fact, this deals with the story, too! this is why im an anarchist. dude.
raven