Jake slowly sat up and stretched, careful not to wake the blond man sleeping beside him. It had almost been a year and he still wasn't used to waking up next to the beautiful beast beside him. Speaking of it almost being a year, what was he going to do for their anniversary?
Dirk stirred. "Mmmmhgahhhfffffffff."
"Morning to you to dear. What do you want for breakfast?" Jake asked, and then leaned down to peck his boyfriend on the forehead.
"Bffffffffffffff"
"I'll take that as a bacon and eggs"
Dirk sleepily gave a thumbs up. Jake smiled to himself. The same thing happened almost every morning, but somehow he knew it would never get old.
He got up and cooked breakfast. Just as he was about to holler that the food was done, drowsy Dirk half walked, half stumbled into the kitchen rubbing his eyes. The first thing Jake noticed was how ruffled his hair was. The second was the prominent tent in his pant.
"My, my. Got a bit of a situation there don't ya mate?" Jake said giggling a little.
"Ugh. Don't remind me. Lord knows there's nothing I love more than wood in the morning." Dirk blearily groaned out.
In a deep voice, Jake replied, "That's the power of the Home Depot."
That woke Dirk up a bit. "Jacob english, did you just make a Home Depot joke?"
Jake blushed a little, "Well you said you like wood so I thought it'd be funny…"
"Jake, my sexual attraction to Home depot is no joke. It's serious shit. You know that."
Jake knew Dirk was joking, but an plan about what to do for their anniversary started to form...