A Little Education (NarutoxKushina)

This story is a work of fiction. All the characters, names and places belong to their respective owners.

Story's context (for your information):

For a very long time, she thought her baby wasn't interest in girls, and under the suggestion of her best friend, she decided to reach him about the joy of being with a woman. Sadly for her, Naruto decided to play dumb and attempted to push the boundary of this weird mother-son relationship to a whole new level. Adding on the urging of a manipulative fox in his head, things at home just got a whole lot more interesting.

Warning: This is probably purely smut. It might contain unedited sexy time.

=[A Little Education]=

"Are you sure, Mikoto?" Kushina asked.

"Yes. I'm sure. You have to quit dotting on him sooner or later," Mikoto responded and took a sip from her cup. "I've stopped with mine for a month now, and he grown up just like his father, manly, satisfying and very big… err… look at how much girls following him around."

"I don't know…" Kushina replied lowly. She found Mikoto was acting weird lately. "It's a bit weird for me to do it, don't you think?"

"I was like that. Waiting for stupid Fugaku to give Sasuke the talk, but he never did," Mikoto said. "I had to do it myself… and I'm glad that I did."

"But I think Minato is better suited for it," Kushina said.

"Look, do you want to have grandkids before you hit 40 or not?" Mikoto asked and took another sip. She had been drinking a lot of cream with her coffee daily. She liked it, day and night. It all started about half a month ago, and it was a good way to mask other cream and stain on her lips as well.

"Of course I do," Kushina responded with a sigh. Her son, Naruto, was the pride and joy. At a young age, he looked up to his father and wanted to be just like him. But because of that, he trained constantly and neglected what a boy at his young tender age should be doing – going on date and have a blast. Having a dream was a good thing, but raising a family was of priority. That was the reason she returned to civilian life and away from the bloodshed.

"Then you should teach him," Mikoto advised. "If you keep putting it off, it will be too late. Tell me, what does he do lately?"

"I'm not sure… he took off early in the morning and came back home very late, drenched with sweat and exhausted," Kushina responded. She was too busy with housework to chase after him each day, and the few times she did, she found him sitting in the forest alone. He was training no doubt. That was all he did. "I'm a bit worry that he burned himself out sooner or later."

"Sasuke was the same," Mikoto said. "Now, he's a shaping up a bit. What is it with men and fighting all the time?"

"I know. There are other things they could do with their free time instead of stabbing each other all the time. He could stab me at home instead. I would like that," Kushina said wishfully. She shook her head once she realized she was day dreaming.

Mikoto giggled when Kushina wiped her mouth and drained her cup.

"I think I'm going to go have a chat with our esteemed leader," Kushina said and took off in a whirlwind of leafs, leaving Mikoto behind. The black-haired woman paid attention to her son chatting to a crowd of girls instead of ditching them like before. When he noticed her, she gave him a wink, causing him to blush profusely.

"Sorry. Can I have a minute? I need to talk to my mum," Sasuke said and gave each girl a huge, making them squeal in delight.

– A Little Education –

"Huh? Sure, why not," Minato said. His eyes remained focused on the piece of paper in front of him. "It would do him good."

"Were you listening to what I just said?" Kushina asked.

"Yes I did. Naruto, girls, lots of baby, okay. No objection here," Minato said and signed the document in front of him. He placed the document on the pile to his right and took another one from the pile to his left. He casted a quick glance at his wife before resuming his work with upmost diligent. He wanted to finish before the day end.

When a fist left an imprint on the document, buckling the table, Minato stopped and paid undivided attention to his wife. "Calm down, Kushina."

"Don't tell me to calm down! I am calm," Kushina roared. "And you haven't even given him the talk, you know. When are you going to give him the talk?"

"What talk? Oh that," Minato said. "I will when the time is right. I don't think he needed anyway. He will figure it out himself… eventually."

"Are you refusing to talk to your son about sex!?"

"I didn't say that. I just think there are better things for him to do," Minato said. He didn't really need to chase after any girls. They all came to him so he found it totally unnecessary. His son was well-liked in the Academy enough despite having such a low passing grade. There something odd going on with his chakra flow due to the nine-tail beast.

"Like what?"

"Training," Minato replied and blocked the punch from his wife. He sighed as the paper flew all over the room. "Okay. Tell you what, Kushina. If you can him thinking about something else other than training, I'm all for it. Just don't come here and unleash your frustration because he doesn't like to waste his time on girls."

– A Little Education –

The conversation bothered her all the way to the compound. It was emptied as usual. Minato was stuck at work until very late while Naruto was doing whatever he was doing in the wood alone. Minato let it slip that her son found girls a waste of time. That was a huge problem.

What could she do to make him find them interesting?

Depressed, Kushina went to her bedroom and straightened her hair, counting the amount of strokes she needed to do so in order to occupy her mind. When she finished, she looked at her own reflection in the mirror. She was getting older despite the longevity her clan granted her. Her son was getting older, and by the time he found girls interesting, they might not find him interesting anymore.

"Damn it! If you won't do it, I will!" Kushina shouted vexingly. She decided to follow Mikoto's advice on teaching her son about the wonder of girl before he turned queer. "And when I'm done with that idiot son of ours, I will teach you about who truly need a sex talk. When was the last time your dick actually worked, you baka!? Always come home late and dropped like a log until morning!"

Once she finishing ranting, she headed out the bedroom and entered her son's one. She dropped onto his bed and waited. The clock ticked very slowly, making her hazy. And by the time it hit 10 at night, the window facing the street pulled up.

"Damn that was tiring," Naruto muttered as he sneaked into his room from the window. He flinched when he saw his mum sleeping on his bed. "Wait, this is my room, right?"

"Apparently not," the voice in his mind said when he looked around to make sure. The last time he was drunk and sneaked into the wrong room and dropped on top of his mother without paying attention, it didn't go well. "A woman in your room, completely defenseless on your bed? I think she is asking to be raped. Do it! Do it!"

"Shut up. She's my mum, you goddamn perverted fox," Naruto growled. Ignoring the fox, he leaned over her and patted her face a few times. "Hey mum, get up. I need to snooze, and it's weird with you on my bed, you know."

Hearing a familiar voice, Kushina opened her eyes slow and rubbed her head like she had a massive hang over. What was in that drink Mikoto gave her in the morning? It must have been something very strong and slow reacting.

"Sochi?" Kushina uttered as she sat upright. "Why are you in my room?"

"This is my room! If you want to sleep, go back to your room," Naruto said. "Sorry for the outburst. I'm a bit tired today… I'm going to snooze. Already ate outside. Thanks for the meal anyway."

When Naruto dropped on the bed, Kushina remembered why she was in his room. She was waiting for him to get home so she could have a talk before he dozed off like usual. Today was a different kind of talk, however. "Wait a second. I need to talk to you. It's important!"

Naruto sighed against the bedding. He turned his head sideway. "If it's that important… what's up? Can't sleep? You were sleeping happily on my bed a minute ago. Maybe we should switch room. I don't mind sleeping in your room… ah, that came out wrong. Anyway, if this is about your birthday coming up next week. I didn't forget. Just didn't care. Hehe… just kidding. I was going to get you something nice because dad probably forgot and dumped it on me again, but it won't be a surprise if you ask about it."

He caught his breath. "How was your day? Mine was great, but probably not great as yours. Tell me all about it. I'm all ears." He blinked and looked at his mum, who was speechless. "Something is wrong?"

"No…" Kushina uttered. She didn't realize talking to him about her day have become a routine. Come to think of it. He didn't say anything when she was talking, just like his father. It was likely that he learned the trick from his father. Come in one ear and out the other!

"You're just like your father, you know that, Sochi?"

"Awesome," Naruto called out. He wanted to be like his father, reaching the absolute pinnacle of his ability and being recognized for it. He might become the youngest Hokage yet!

"No, not awesome," Kushina scolded. "If it wasn't for me, you would never be born you know?"

"Umm… thanks for bringing me into the world, mum," Naruto responded. He wasn't sure what else to say to that. It did take two people to make a person after all. "Dad helped too, I think."

Kushina paused for a moment. "I guess. Do you know any about girls?"

"Eh…?" Naruto was stunned. His mind raced about for a few seconds, connecting all the dots from the last few days. His dad did say something about girls repeatedly, but he always managed to steer the conversation away from that. He wasn't interesting in talking about girls with what little amount of time he had with his dad. He rather learned new techniques instead. "Is this the talk?"

"Yes," Kushina confirmed. "This is the talk, and since your father didn't want to do it, you get to have me instead."

Naruto raised his brow. It sounded weirdly wrong for a second. "I don't need the talk. I already know all the stuff by myself. Stick it in and pee, things like that."

"Stick it in and pee…?" Kushina was shocked. "Where did you learn that exactly?"

"Ummm…" Naruto mumbled. It was too embarrassing to say, especially to his mother. Furthermore, he didn't want his mother to know about the fox talking to him. "I don't know. I heard it in town."

"Well, it's wrong," Kushina said. "You don't just stick it in and pee. If you do that to me, I will castrate you."

"Yikes," Naruto blurted. He decided to just let her talk her heart out like usual. Once she ran out of thing to talk about, she would leave him alone. "Okay, maybe I don't know anything about girls. Can you tell me?"

Kushina took in a deep breath. She then went through all the steps of reproduction as she could muster without making everything awkward. By the time the clock hit midnight, she believed she'd got enough information into him. "Is there anything else you want to know, Sochi?"

"Hey, idiot, your mum is asking you a question," Kurama called out. "Stop thinking about that white eyes slut and say something before she thinks you're a retard."

Naruto blinked and exited his happy place. He hadn't looked paid attention throughout the talk, and he wasn't sure what to ask her, really. Granted, he wasn't an expert on the matter, but he wasn't an idiot either. He knew what was going between a man and a woman, but since she brought it up, he might as well make fun of her and shut her up forever.

"Well?"

Naruto pursed his lips and looked between his legs. "It's probably nothing, mum."

Kushina narrowed her eyes. "It's very natural for this to be a little bit awkward ... talking about it like this. But, there isn't anything you can't ask me, you know that right?"

"Yeah…" Naruto muttered. "It's just that… ummm… it's kind of embarrassing."

Seeing the fluster in his eyes, Kushina placed a hand on his legs and patted it. "There is nothing to be embarrassed about, Sochi. It's only me and you here, and I have seen everything there is to see."

Naruto doubted that. His body had matured greatly, and he could say his length was impressive. It was pretty huge compared to most guys at his age.

"I'm… I'm not normal," Naruto said. It was totally true. He wasn't in many ways. "Every time I checked, there is something weird. You know, my body, my growth... everything. Actually, I think I don't want to talk about it."

"Sochi," Kushina said sternly. Her eyes strengthened. "If there is something wrong with your health, you must tell me. Is it because of the seal? Show me the seal!"

"No, no. It's not that. This is personal. It's super private," Naruto assured hastily. He didn't want to let his mother examine the seal in depth. She would figure out that Kurama was not locked down and jailed fairly quickly. The nine-tailed fox might be sadistic and sarcastic, but it taught him some cool techniques that his father didn't reveal to him yet due to their ranks. And once he got over the constant mocking jabs, the fox was pretty cool to have around and converse with.

"Now, I'm worry," Kushina said. "What are you hiding? Show me, Sochi."

"Bitch! Stop poking your nose where it doesn't belong," Kurama snorted. "Hey, Naruto. Tell your mother to fuck off or I will fuck her up."

Naruto sighed. He assured the fox that it won't get sealed up again. Having it locked up in a cage, yelling nonsense was far more annoying than having it roaming freely in his mindscape. "Are you sure you want to see it, mum? It's kind of gross. You might get scare."

"Don't be stupid and show me already," Kushina demanded.

"Okay," Naruto said and got off the bed. "Since you ask for it mum. Don't blame if you get freak out," he said and slowly lowered his pant. The rubber band went over his thigh and slipped over his penis, unleashing it right in front of her.

– A Little Education –