Prince Ash-Taka looked deeply into Comic San's dark potato brown eyes and said, "Comic San, why ur hair green?" like a gangster at a strip club. Comic San stared at his weird ass nose and replied as if he was roasted. "Lol idk, I'm just so random XD."
In that moment Ash-Taka knew he had to tell her about…his feelings. He straightened his back and then looked down at the grass, which was sprouting a tree that was a total noob. Comic San sat on the tree and gazed up at him like a pimp with his bitches. Ash-TAka sighed and then shouted at her with all his little baby courage. "COMIC SAN I'M ATTRACTED TO BOOBS"
There was silence before the sound of a trumpet rang through their dumb ears. That was the trumpet of romance. Comic San stared at him and then nodded in understanding. With that, she rode off on a unicycle and howled at the eye-boiling sun like a winner on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Ash-Taka closed his eyes in content and then stared at the grass-covered ruins of Iron Town.
"That town was fuckihn dumb, I'm gonna fuckign built one that is bettr than that shit hole."
With that he rode off into the villagers, causing massive damage and pissing off everyone there so much that they cried, "Ole!Q!11"