Jake woke up one morning with the sun streaming onto his kawaii face. He sat up, noticing Bro-sama, who was sleeping soundly beside him. Last night was wild; he and that kawaii piece of ass beside him had lots of passionate secks in the butt. He ruffled Bro-sama's hair before getting out of bed. He noticed he was nakey!11 But he didn't care because he knew bro liked it when he wasn't wearing clothes.
He waltzed into the kitchen and tied on an apron (because it's ironic ((he has no clothes on its ironic shut up))) and began cooking breakfast like a woman. Bro-sama woke up to the arousing smell of bacon. He sat up and put on boxers that were decorated in a smuppet pattern. He put on his kawaii anime shades and walked into the kitchen, seeing Jake-chan making breakfast. Jake turned his head dramatically and all sexy like, giving double pistols and a wink (which Bro loved so much).
Bro scampered by, hitting Jake's kawaii butt as he went to go pee. Suddenly, he felt sick and threw up into the toilet. Jake being stupid didn't even know what was happening, and continued to cook. Bro threw up again before grabbing a pregnancy test (it must have been mom's!) and he peed on it and all that fancy stuff. He looked at it and kept his cool-ass poker face. He set it calmly on the counter and walked back out into the kitchen. He hugged Jake-chan from behind, and spontaneously got a boner at the same time. Jake gasped and blushed all desu like and looked at Bro-sama.
"Bro, it's good to see you're awake!" He exclaimed, turning around and hugging Bro too! HE forgot about the food on the stove for a moment before moving it off of the hot burner. He also ignored the fact his lovr had a huge boner right now. Bro kept his cool face on and stroked Jake's bed-head mess of hair. Jake moved his hand down and grabbed Bro's crotch **SUGGESTIVELY**! Bro shoved him off, a little harder than he hoped and turned away, all kawaii and desu animu like. Jake looked at him in distress.
"Bro! What ever is the matter my dear!" he asked, pushing it. Bro turned around, face red, looking to Jake in the most desperate kind of way. He gazed into his eyes.
"I-I'm pregnant Jake," he said quietly. Jake stared in surprise.
"You are?" He asked, almost looking a little excited.
"Y-Yes," Bro stuttered. "With your child!" He exclaimed, hiding his face in the kawaii desu anime way. Jake ran to him and embraced him so hard.
"This is so exciting, Bro!" He exclaimed. They then commenced eating breakfast and talked about what they should name the baby. Bro still had a boner.