-1Once upon a timer, in a land- we all know and love, there were three lovely guys.

Two of them had never met, some silly woman who called herself and author had tried to imply that they were actually the same person but she hadn't known what she was talking about however much we all love and admire her.

Vanyel was the whiny one; he didn't have to be a reincarnated lover. Everyone thought the he was the most amazing the since sliced bread. After all, he was the Last Herald Mage (we completely have to ignore that a few hundred years later there was the lovely Elspeth and her students).

Tylendel was a lovely blond Mage. He lost himself in rage and pain and he committed the worst of possible acts and made me cry. He threw himself off of a little tower. And he left his lover Vanyel all alone where he proceeded to whine. And not shut up, of course.

Years passed and my lovely redheaded Stefan appeared. A Bard in talent, a young boy in years and old in experience, he was totally awesome. He feel in love with a much older Vanyel and it took them over a hundred pages to get down to business. Vanyel was a little slow in that area, it took more than a hundred pages with Tylendel too. Idiot.

So Stefan and Vanyel, like Tylendel and Vanyel, received only a short time together. At least this time Vanyel was the one to die (not that I didn't love my whiny boy, but that would have been unfair to Stefan).

Anyway, so the beautiful sexy Bard spent decades alone until he died in a forest, where he spent blissful, amazing years with his lover.

The question is, what about Tylendel?

So a much longer time later Starwind and Moondance were proven wrong. Tylendel and Stefan were not the same spirit, they were just both "perfect" for Vanyel. So when on a random the three lovely guys met up after a time (in fact, Stefan and Vanyel had not seen each other for a little while either), it was a very interesting experience.

No, I don't mean a threesome; I mean a happily-ever-after.

Stefan and Tylendel instantly feel in love and dumped Vanyel. He totally deserved that.

Then they ran off into the sunset and had dirty sex. Then they rode some ponies. It was an excellent day.

Vanyel, on the other hand, wasn't so happy, he whined for a really long time. Then he met a nice man named Vishous and they would have lived happily-ever-after if it weren't for Vanyel whining so much and Vishous falling in love with some woman named Jane.

If Tylendel and Stefan could have had babies they would have been really hot adults. Oh well, then it wouldn't have been as cool.

At least Tylendel and Stefan lived happily. Too bad for everyone else.

The end.