There was a boy called Dipper

Who, at 12, was only a wee nipper

But it soon became trendy

To pair him with Pacifica and Wendy

Age would never stop a devoted shipper.

There is a girl I know called Mabel

She helps people whenever she's able

Yet, between her obsession with hogs

And homemade knitted togs

Mentally, she is rather unstable.

An enigma is our Grunkle Stan

He cheats people whenever he can

Yet, despite being cold

He has a heart of gold

Shame his brother isn't his biggest fan.

If you want a job done, hire Soos

He'll fix a leak, or scrub your loos

A man-child at heart

He'll still play the part

Just don't expect him to follow ALL the clues.

Wendy is the redheaded teen slacker

Grunkle Stan would love to sack her

But, come what may

She'll be there the next day

In an argument, you should always back her.