When you are born to be a girl. You just have to live like a girl.
Homura sighed.
She gazed at the stars deep in the dark dark sky.
"Why am I a girl? I can't be a girl."
She raised a mirror to her face.
"Shit this. I have a pimple on my nose. I can't freaking show my face to anyone in the world anymore!" She throw the mirror down from the tower of mitahklhara town and it broke into million pieces. one of the mirror fragment hit kyosuke eyes and his fingers become numb so he accidentally choked himself to death.
"I knew you are here."
Homura turned and see kyoko rising from hell and onto the metal pole of the tower.
"Why you here?"
"I am here to defeat u so I can be the boss of mitakhlalal town."
"You should check your hair roots before you come. your black hair roots is so obvious. your red hair is fake."
"Oh em gee i am sorry father. because ur hair is red but i born with brown hair so i dye my hair red so that u wont disown me and think my mother hooked up with someone else." Kyoko shed a tear. "It seemed homura have found the truth that i am a illegitimate child."
"I dont care."
"Goodbye."
Kyoko jumped off the roof but she bounced to the sky. The sun melted her skin and dyed her hair red and she was once reunited with her family.
Sayaka flew up to the tower.
"What u wnat?" Homura sighed.
"Battle for madoka's love."
"Aren't u hooking up with kyosuke?"
"Kyosuke is dead and his sperm is donated to the sperm bank for a good cause. I have done my part to impregnant everyone in thsi world with kyosuke child. Now I have to do it to you so I can get madoka's love."
"You sick creature." Homura gapsed.
"Now! Battle my sword!"
Sayaka raised her sword and then she fell onto the ground, clutching onto her stomach.
"What's wrong?" Homura sounded concerned. But she isn't. She wanted sayaka to get up and fight faster so she can kill her already.
"I have stomach cramps." Sayaka winced as she watched her vagine spitting out blood. "Oh my god I have vagina cancer!"
"That's just your mensuration-"
"OIh my god. How can I ever face kyosuke and madoka again?" Sayaka shed a tear. She lifted up her sword and salute to homura before she jumped off the roof.
She bounced safely onto the floor, but the glasses from the mirror that homura threw on the ground pierced her nose and she couldn't breathe. And thus, she joined kyouske in her after life to finally become a porn star.
Homura sighed and continued to stare at her pimples. "Why is being a girl so hard"
"Thne you should just die!"
Homur turned around and stared at Mami.
"wHAT ARe you doing here?"
"I'm here to defeat you so I can have more friends."
Homura chuckled. "Lol."
Mami raised her gun and said. "Tiro finale!"
Homura winced.
"What's wrong? I haven't shoot." mAMI FROWNED.
"Your armipit hair blinded me."
"But... i shaved 60 days ago!"
"Good riddance, Mami-senpai." Homura shook her head.
Mami stuffed her gun under her arm pit and cried. her tears rolled down her cheeks and unleashed the despair power. She blasted her armpit and she flew into the sky.
Homura watched the hair fell to the ground.
Homura sighed as she looked at her pimples again.
She wonder if Madoka is proud that she is a girl.
Homura smiled.
Lesbians forever.
Good riddance, mAMI SENPAI!
cASHBANKY SUCKS BECAUSE SHE movked my fish curry. She deserves no madoka to be with homoro