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Dearest, darlingest Momsie and Popsicle:
I am writing to say that I have found The One.
I am certain you will approve, though My Love is not from Gillikin. The child of the Eminent Thropp Second Descending and a respected Unionist minister. I trust you will be able to overlook the lack of blond curls with such a pedigree.
At last, I am happy here at Shiz. With My Beloved, who loves me in return and takes care of me, as you have always said you wish for me.
I hope that you will invite us for Lurlinemas as I can hardly wait for you to meet her.
Love, hugs, kisses,
Your Gala