Disclaimer: Victorious and all of its associated copyrights are not my property and I stake no claim to them.
A/N: This is the product of insomnia and an over-active imagination.
"Oh..oh..oh….FUCK" Jade threw down the controller in a fit of rage as the ball landed out of bounds. Tori beat her, again. That smug grin isn't helping the matter any.
"Looks like I win again, so you're the best huh?"
"BEATING ME AT WII TENNIS IS NO FEAT TO BE PROUD OF!" Jade barked as she settled down on the couch, taking up all of it.
Tori picked up Jade's feet and sat down before replacing them on her lap, "Still means I am the best Wii tennis player in this house."
"Whoop-dee- fucking-doo"
"You're jealous."
Jade bit her lip in concentration as she lined up her shot. Tori was wandering around aimlessly trying to figure out where she actually was when…
"AWW COME ON!" She shouted as Jade smirked in triumph.
She respawned, and made a big show of getting ready, only to turn around and get knifed by Jade.
"You're terrible, you really are," Tori said as she pouted.
"Who's the best Modern Warfare 3 player in this house?" Jade boasted.
"Well it's not me."
"Obviously."
"Well do you know who's not going to be sleeping in our bed tonight?"
"Probably me," Jade guessed, as she figured she had nothing left to lose and threw a grenade at Tori.
"What the hell is this," Jade asked, baffled at the horrid quality of the game.
"It's called Second Life, it's fun" Tori said, pointing to the name at the top of the screen.
"How do you even do anything at 2 FPS?" She clearly wasn't into the whole 'reality game' thing.
"Okay one, I don't know what FPS is, two, you just click on stuff. I think you can do it." Tori told her as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Jade got to the character creation menu, and as her default randomized character showed up, all hipster-ized, she closed the window and walked away. Tori just huffed in frustration.
"Look it's simple, you use these keys to move, these to change weapons, this one to interact, and the mouse to look around and attack."
Tori just stared at the keyboard, eyebrows furrowed. She managed to move, but also attacked a friendly.
"I have no idea how the hell you do this." She muttered.
Jade turned the difficulty to novice before moving Tori's hands for her, putting them on the correct positions on the keyboard and mouse. When she continued to get confused, Jade went so far as to put her hands on top of Tori's showing her the correct movements.
"You're really cliché, you know that, right?"
"Yeah, and you're the cliché girlfriend that sucks at Skyrim."
Sharing opposite ends of the couch, Jade's legs once more taking up residence on Tori's lap, both had looks of concentration on their faces. Jade was furiously button-mashing, while Tori was doing so with a bit more gentle precision.
"Woohoo!" Jade shouted as she crossed the finish line half a second before Tori.
"I call for a rematch!" She said with determination.
"Best 26 out of 50?"
"You're on"