I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, OR CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE.
All rights go to Masashi Kishimoto, and Dan Fogelman.
You...what?
Gai sighed. "You were right, I shouldn't have eaten all that bread. You wanna split a desert?"
Kurenai, his wife of twenty-five years, said nothing. She didn't even look up from her menu.
"You okay? ...You seem a little off," Gai pointed out.
"Yeah, I'm just trying to figure out what I want..." Kurenai mumbled.
"Yeah, me too," he also mumbled into the palm of his hand. "Well, let's just say it at the same time."
Kurenai fidgeted in her seat.
"1..2.." Gai counted. "3!"
Gai opened his mouth to speak, but Kurenai spoke before him.
"I want a divorce!" She said louder than she wanted to.
Gai stood frozen. He tried to speak, however no words would come out. Kurenai searched his face for any sign of emotion.
Emi ran through the house shrieking and giggling. Hinata was chasing after her and finally pinned her to a chair, and immediately commenced the tickling torture to the five-year old.
Emi flailed her arms about in laughter, until she bumped a picture off the credenza.
Emi gasped. "Uh-oh!"
Hinata was out of breath still from trying to put Emi to bed. "D-don't worry about it, it's my fault. Come on, let's get you to bed before your parents get home."
Emi put on the face.
Hinata smirked. "No. No puppy dog eyes." Hinata pointed to her bedroom. "Go on."
Emi sighed and trudged off to her bedroom. Hinata stared at the now broken picture that had fallen. It was Gai and Kurenai together. Happy.
Hinata put her hand over Kurenai, so only Gai was visible. She smiled at the man's face.
The car ride was absolutely quiet. You could hear a pin drop. Gai was in the passenger seat; for he was far too numb to drive.
Kurenai looked at him briefly before looking back on the road from time to time. "Well...aren't you gonna say anything?"
Silence.
She spoke again. "Almost twenty-five years of marriage, and you have nothing to say...?"
He did have something to say, but he was in shock at how she could throw away twenty-five years of marriage.
Hinata climbed up the stairs to the older boy Lee's room. "Lee, have you seen Emi's homework," she asked while opening the door without knocking.
"GET OUT!" Lee shouted.
Hinata's eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open. "Oh my god..."
"Shut the door!" Lee continued.
Without hesitation, Hinata quickly shut the door. "L-Lee, I'm really sorry. I swear I didn't see anything."
She freaked out silently and ran back downstairs.
Lee laid in his bed staring at the ceiling. He mouthed the words 'oh my god' and threw the pillow over his face in embarrassment.
"Okay, you're not talking which you know only makes me talk more, b-but maybe that's good because then I can tell you that I slept with someone," Kurenai said wincing slightly.
Gai made a face that looked like he was just punched in the stomach for the tenth time. However, still no words.
"Asuma Sarutobi. You know, that one guy from work. You met him at the Christmas party," Kurenai started to explain.
Gai's eyes were starting to water. "Please stop."
Oh she was just getting started. "The last person in the world that I would wanna hurt is you Gai."
Gai shook his head. "Stop. Just stop."
She kept rambling on about how sorry she was, and blah blah.
He unbuckled his seat belt. "Okay," he said falling out of the car.
"Oh my god, Gai!" Kurenai slammed on her brakes, and jumped out of the car running to him. "Are you okay!?"
"I'll leave tonight. J-just please stop talking about it," Gai begged.
"...Okay." She tried to help him up, but he refused. He did not want her to touch him. Who knows where those cheater hands have been.
This was truly traumatizing. He was lucky enough to have Kurenai, because well...he wasn't a very attractive man, and he had been told so countless times.
His self-esteem was low enough, but this, this just sealed his fate.
Authors Note: Well this is quite the task I am taking on here. I LOVE this movie and it had Naruto potential written allll over it.
Definitely watch the movie!
R & R! Hope you like!