Stars...Stars were the only thing Karkat Vantas could see as he gazed upon the eternal stretch of the universe, like white dots littered across a black canvas. He took his few last breathes as he gathered up his final thoughts. How did this happen? He thought back to the time when the giant mushroom of doom took over the intergalactic homepage of motherfucking bunnys. He remembered the distinct screamings of the tiny pelicans as they flew around in terror and awe as Gamzee attempted to do the unspeakable...he attemted to steal Tavros's chicken nuggets...oh gog have mercy on his soul.
Karkat was confused. None of the events prior to his current predicament made no fucking sense. It was probably just the author of this shitty fanfiction trying to splurge her inner turmoil onto the keyboard and hope to fuck that someone will find it funny. Karkat's eye's started to get heavy and his breaths began to deminish...BUT THEN DAVE MOTHERFUCKIG STRIDER CAME ON A GIANT ROBOT MADE OF PLIERS AND ATE THE ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING MULTIVERSE FOR THE HOPE OF ENDING WORLD HUNGER.
moral of the story...don't fuck with bricks made of cookies..they will rape you