If you have NO idea about the title, or the concept of this, you should read the numerous fan fics of Hetalia: Axis Powers where each country answers letters to people who review their first letter, and they reply!
So in short, just reply to this in a Review and Myrnin will post a new "Chapter" to you answering your fan mail!
I'm sorry to anyone who thought of this- if you did and you have a story up I will immediately take this one down. HOLLA.
Salutations to All Who Read,
Claire has been...very colorfully explaining to me that I should try to share my knowledge and expertise to those who need it. She also makes the very valid point that more than a few women would like to talk to me, so I started this letter. If you would like to contact me just review.
Please forgive me if you find something I say inappropriate, Claire seems to think I'm insane, which I can assure you I am perfectly well and breathing.
Well, you know what I mean. I will try to reply as soon as possible. I look forward to your conversations, ladies. If you are male, please make it short and precise, I have no patience for you.
P.S. My colleague, Bob the Spider says hello.
With sincere enchantment,
Myrnin