Deidara and Tobi's mission
NOTE: I do not own Naruto or any characters. Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto.
Everything was normal (or as close to normal as things could get) in the Akatsuki hideout. All was dark, evil, and dull…
"DEIDARA-SENPAI!!"Tobi calls out in his irritating, annoying voice. He looks for Deidara everywhere, but can't find him.
He looks under a rock outside to find Deidara hiding in a hole he dug. "Damn it Tobi!! I can never escape you can I!?!?" the blonde yells angrily.
"Nope! Tobi is a good boy! He'll always find Deidara-senpai!" the masked Akatsuki says. Deidara comes out. "I swear Tobi! You're like a little kid!! You never leave me alone until I get you out of my sight!!" he yells.
"Tobi's not a kid! Even if Tobi says he's a 'good boy' all the time!" Tobi says. "And quit talking in third person!!" the blonde yells. "Only if you tell Tobi in third person Deidara-senpai!" Tobi says.
"TOBI WILL STOP TALKING IN THIRD PERSON BEFORE DEIDARA'S HEAD EXPOLDES!!!" the blonde yells at the top of his lungs. "Senpai's head will explode?! Tobi will have to be a good boy and clean Senpai off the walls with a hose!!" Tobi says in a panic.
Pein walks out and slaps them both. "If you two are done fighting like a bunch of stupid kids I have a mission for you".
They're quiet…Until Tobi breaks the silence…
"A mission!! I love missions!!" he yells. Pein stares at him with an 'I'm going to kill you if you pull that crap off again' look.
"Your mission is to capture the Nine-tails…And let's hope you don't fail, again" Pein says and walks away.
"Don't fuck this up Tobi! Hmmm?" the blonde says. "Tobi will be a good boy and-!" Tobi says. Itachi sticks his head out his bedroom window. "SHUT UP TOBI!! YOU'RE NOT A GOOD BOY!! LET ME GET SOME SLEEP!!!" he yells. "WAAAAAAAA!! ITACHI-SENPAI SAID TOBI ISN'T A GOOD BOY!! HE HURT TOBI'S FEELINGS!!" the masked Akatsuki says crying under his mask. Konan throws a book a Tobi and it hits his head. "Oww! Evil book! It hurt Tobi!!" he says.
"Let's go, hmmm?" Deidara says.
The two noisy Akatsuki head out to Konohagakure. Let's all hope Deidara doesn't kill Tobi long enough for me to write the next chapter…
The end of chapter 1 of 3. (YAY!!) Review please!!!