OH MY GOD. My friends gave me the ideas for this fic. So please, spare me. haha.
Disclaimer: I don't own Rave Master/ Fairy Tail. They belong to Hiro Mashima (all hail!) haha.
Character: Haru Glory and Elie; Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia
Pairings: Haru and Natsu
Rated: T
Title: Haru and Natsu's Predicament
Elie and Lucy had finished their shopping for the day. Haru Glory, the 2nd Rave Master, along with Elie had come across Natsu Dragneel and Lucy Heartfilia during their journeys. Natsu lost to Elie in a poker game at the casino. And to compensate for the loss, Natsu and Lucy decided to treat the other couple for a night's stay Punk City.
Elie and Lucy seemed to get along well and decided to leave the two young men at the inn while they went shopping. When they got back to their room, they found that the door was lock.
"That's odd. I wonder if Haru and Natsu went out." Elie pondered and looked at Lucy.
"Crap. I don't have the spare key! Natsu has it," cried the blond girl who was currently rummaging through her small purse.
"We should-," Elie and Lucy were startled when they heard voices coming from inside the room.
"NATSU! Not so hard, dammit," said one male voice belonging to one silver-haired man named Haru Glory.
"Quit being such a baby, Haru. I never thought it would be this tight!" exclaimed the other male voice, Natsu.
Hearing those words from the outside, the two girls were utterly surprised and blushing as red as a tomato. They both looked at each other with looks of horrors in their faces.
Oh my god. That's why Natsu doesn't make a move on me. I never thought he'd be interested in..species with the XY chromosomes…thought the distraught Lucy.
Sooo that's why Haru always seem so close with Musica and Sieg Hart…thought the flushed Elie.
The two girls continued to stand outside the room and listen. Somehow, they were intrigued and couldn't move away from their spot.
"No way. Don't pull too hard. You might break it!" exclaimed Haru again.
"Do you want me to use Plue then? His nose kinda looks like a drill. I think it might help," suggested Natsu.
"No, no, no, no! No using of Plue! Elie would kill me if she finds out!" pleaded the other boy.
The two girls continued to blush at the thought. Don't they dare use Plue. I am so going to kill them, thought the pretty brunette.
"Ok then. Here I go,"Natsu continued.
"AHH! WAIT!" there was a scream and then a loud thunk.
The two girls jumped at the sound then looked at each other.
"I think we better go back later," started Elie.
"Yeah. We'll leave them to their 'activity'," replied the blonde.
With that the two girls shivered at the thought of Haru and Natsu's little 'activity'. They decided it was best if they were not caught eavesdropping. They headed to the bar located below the inn and drank the perverse thoughts that were ringing in their minds.
Meanwhile…
"Haru, next time, get a better sword. Your Ten Commandments is getting kinda rusty," said Natsu as he examined the sword.
"Yeah. I think that's why it was stuck in the sheath," said Haru with a smirk.
The two men laughed, unknowing of the two girls who were outside of their room just a little while ago.
OH MY GOD. This is soo LOLZ. Haha. Read and review. Thanks. XD