It has been too long since I last time wrote a fanfic :D But at any rate now I have started to write a new one! I hope I will succeed ^^
So this is One Piece fanfic and there won't be any pairings! :) Some sort of main character is Sanji ( again! ) but I will pay more notice to other members than in my earlier One Piece fanfics :) Events occur right after they arrive in New World I guess? :D I hope you enjoy reading and I will write as fast as possible now when I have an idea of what to write about! :D
Enjoy reading but remember that English is not my native language :)
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"It has been three days and there has been no abnormalities of the New World!" Nami sighed, both in relief and in disbelief,"It must be a bad omen!"
"Maybe it is indeed a bad omen and we are going to die soon," Robin noted in a carefree tone. Brook laughed behind of her back.
"Robin-san is so harsh!" Brook laughed and Nami punched him.
"This is nothing to joke about!" Nami cursed and looked at the Log Pose which needles pointed calmly forward. It was as if they weren't sailing in the New World. Well, their captain was acting as carefree as ever: he was fooling around with Chopper and Usopp. Everyone else expect Nami seemed to enjoy themselves and taking a rest...well, everyone expect Nami and Zoro since Nami was keeping watch and Zoro was working out with some abnormal weights.
"Nami-san!" Brook shouted,"Pantsu wo - - " but he was interrupted with a kick to his head.
"Don't you dare to look at Nami-san with those lecherous eyes, you shitty skeleton!" Sanji ordered and changed his tone to face their beatiful navigator," Nami-san! Here is some lemon cake to relieve your stress!"
Sanji was surprised to see those beatiful, brown eyes twisting with anger.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO HINT THAT I HAVE TOO MUCH STRESS?!" Nami yelled and hit their Ero-cook with her Clima Tact. It would be a pure miracle if she didn't have any stress since their crew was full of carefree idiots.
"Nami!" Chopper rushed on the upper deck,"Please have some mercy on us, I am running out of first-aid supplies!"
"Yeah, Nami!" Usopp joined the choir,"Almost everyone of us has suffered more or less damage and our captain is covered in bandages!"
Everyone suspected that their navigator's rage could kill each and everyone of them before they would be caught by marines or storm.
"How can you be so relaxed?! This is the New World after all!" Nami guestioned.
"Becauf we a piratef and piratef should haf fun!" Luffy mumbled through his bandages.
"Yeah!" Usopp cheered and dodged Nami's next attack only slightly. Nami took a deep breath to calm herself down and let the wind blow her hair.
"I have no choice, have I?" Nami smiled and layed down on deck chair,"I will enjoy myself so someone has to take the watch!"
Everyone realised they had been tricked by Nami yet again but luckily there was one who would do anything for his lovely ladies.
"Sanji-kun! Some fresh apple juice for me!" Nami ordered and Sanji rushed into the kitchen to fullfill her wish.
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Nami took her time and ordered everyone around while she was taking a rest. Well she deserved it since she had kept her guard for three days and it was only a bonus their ship was fully cleaned after a long time.
"I can't do this anymore!" Brook sighed deeply,"I am hungry and my stomach is empty! Even though - - "
"- - you have no stomach at all, yes we know. Dinner is prepared!" Sanji interrupted.
"Sanji-san! You can't go around stealing other's lines!" Brook argued.
"Oh, sorry about that!" Sanji grinned.
Everyone expect Zoro, who was keeping watch, gathered to eat lunch. Well, everyone suspected their swordman would sleep the whole time he was supposed to keep an eye on their surroundings but everyone knew also that the idiot he was, Zoro was worth their trust when needed. They couldn't depend on his help, however, if Zoro was lost as usual. It was always as hilarious as ever to see the Aho-kenshi getting lost on their own ship of all places and him getting irritated by the fact that everyone was laughing at the lost child.
The dinner went smoothly regardless Luffy constantly trying to steel food from other member's plates. Well, Luffy didn't dare to even look at Nami's and Robin's share since their chef was protecting ladies food with his life and even the gomu-idiot was in a danger of getting himself muggled.
"Hey Sanji! Let's have a party tonight!" Luffy suggested. He was dreaming about a barbeque with lots of meat.
"No way! If we go on like this, we will run out of food before the next island!" Sanji yelled," Besides, we have had a party four evenings in a row already! Don't you get tired of celebrating?!"
"But parties are lots of fun!" Luffy grinned widely but Sanji wasn't going to give up - after all, he was the chef and therefore responsible of feeding the crew.
"Even though you are our captain it doesn't mean we do everything whenever and wherever you want, you gomu-bastard!"
Luffy looked a little dissapointed but he accepted his fate. For now at least.
"Luffy, you keep your fingers off from ladies plates while I take Marimo's share of food to its rightfull owner!" Sanji ordered, "Even that idiot needs some energy to keep his almost nonexcisting brains working!"
Luffy smiled and lifted his left hand,"Roger that!"
Sanji wasnt' sure of the idiots whereabouts. He couldn't be far away because they were in a pirate ship in a middle of the vast ocean.
"Hey you shitty Marimo! Where are you?!" Sanji shouted, "Well, I guess it is no use to ask of lost child's whereabouts..."
"WHAT WAS THAT, ERO-COOK?!" Zoro yelled back at him.
"Oh, there you are!" Sanji headed to the direction he had heard the answer from. It was already getting dark and he could hardly see Zoro in the pitch-darkness which was surrounding them. Swordman was sitting on top of Lion's head, his tree swords resting on his lap, "I brought our share of food before our captain eats it."
"I don't mind about the food, bring me some sake," Zoro stated.
"Don't you think you can order me around!" Sanji gritted his teeth,"Eat your food before it gets cold."
"What about the sake?" Zoro asked.
"I don't give a shit about your sake! Besides, we have runned out of sake already few days ago!" Sanji noted.
"That's too bad", Zoro said calmly,"I would like to enjoy my meal with bottle of fresh sake..."
"Well unfortunately you have no choice at the moment but eat what you have before someone does it for you!" Sanji adviced and headed back towards the kitchen, litting a smoke on his way back.
It was almost scary how calm the sea was: there was no waves, no wind at all and there was no clouds at all since you could see all the stars decorating the sky. There was only silence if you didn't count their chef yelling in the kitchen or other noises their crew produced. It was almost enjoyable silence but everyone knew anything could happen in New World. They also knew every moment could be their last so they enjoyed every second they could.
It was Robin's turn to keep watch so he went to Zoro to switch places.
"Anything special, Kenshi-san?" She inquired with a small smile on her face.
"Nothing out of ordinary. Everyone else went already to sleep?"
"Yes, finally", Robin answered calmly and lit a candle. She was holding an old book in her left hand.
"Yosh. I will go to sleep too," Zoro informed and stood up.
"Need any help?" Robin asked.
"With what?" Zoro raised a brown.
"Well, we don't want you to get lost on your way to boys bedroom," Robin chuckled.
"I would hit you if you were a man, trust me," Zoro treatened and was hell-bent on making his way to the bedroom without someone's help. In the end, he didn't find his way to where everyone else was sleeping so he fell asleep on the deck, sitting cross-legged and snoaring loudly. Well, he could have asked Robin for help, if he had only found her, but his manly pride didn't allow him to do so.
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The next morning came buy and Zoro wondered the ruckus first thing in the morning.
"What's going on?" Zoro asked while rubbing his neck. It was a little sore from sleeping rough.
"There is an island!" Luffy grinned and jumped across the deck.
"An island?" Zoro repeated while he stood up. There was an island indeed, far in the horizon.
"Hell yeah there is one!" Sanji answered. Even their chef looked excited but maybe he was glad to fill the crew's food supplies.
"What kind of island it is?!" Chopper inquired from Nami. Everyone knew he hoped for a winter island.
"I can't say for sure yet..." Nami sighed," Usopp, could you take a look with your goggles?"
"Yosh! Leave it to great Usopp-sama! I am the trustworthy warrior of the sea!" Usopp praised himself,"Let's see...it looks like a winter island but I can't say for sure...it looks like it could be partly summer and partly winter island..."
"There can't be such a thing!" Franky guestioned Usopp's vision," There is always only one season per island, isn't that right?"
"Don't be too sure about that!" Robin said,"We have already seen legendary Kraken, underwater waterfall and mermaid-princess even before we set foot into the New World so anything is pretty much possible!"
"I agree with Robin",Nami said, "But I still doubt there could be an island like that..."
Everyone felt pretty excited to get to explore the new island. They felt like there was a new adventure right in front of their eyes. Well, Luffy was most excited and Usopp, Nami and Chopper were scared of what kind of trouble their captain could get the whole crew into this time. Sanji hoped he could find some fresh ingredients from the island and Chopper wanted to find some medical herbs. Nami dreamed of a big, luxurous spa and many shops while Robin wanted to find something with historical value. Zoro didn't care if there was a fight or not - the only thing he wished for was bottles full of sake. Franky decided to focus on finding some materials for fixing Thousand Sunny if needed and Usopp wanted to get himself some more gunpower. There was still Brook of course but he wanted nothing special. Besides, it would be for the best to keep a living skeleton out of sight if they didn't want to attract any unnessary attention.
"Are you ashamed of me?!" Brook inquired from the crew when they decided to keep him hidden for now at least.
"Be a man, Brook! Everyone knows you are the least normal human in our ship!" Franky said.
"Yeah Brook, you have to understand!" Chopper insisted.
"You two are not normal humans, too!" Brook stated.
"That's right, Franky!" Luffy joined the conversation.
"You are in the same category, Luffy!" Nami sighed deeply.
"Ah?" Luffy cried out, " What part of me excatly is no human?!"
"EVERY PART OF YOU!" Brook, Franky, Chopper and Nami shouted at the same time.
"Zoro! This is no fair!" Luffy complained," I am just a normal human, aren't I? Say it Zoro!"
Zoro sighed and looked seriously at their captain.
"Yeah, you are normal human...if normal humans strech and take a bullet without damage, then you are just as normal as any of us."
"Zoro, not you too! You betrayal!" Luffy stated and the serious look on his face made everyone laugh, "I won't forgive you guys!"
Luffy's sulking didn't last long - as soon as they got closer to the island he wanted to make sure Sanji was making a special adventure bento for him.
"Sanji! I want lots of meat!"
"There is not even your 'normal' amount of meat in the store! You just have to manage with whatever I prepare for you!"
"Listen, Sanji! You have to take better care of our meat because we can't run out of meat, you baka!" Luffy ordered and made a face at Sanji. Usopp and Chopper rushed next to him and tried to mimic Luffy's facial impression as well as they could.
"DON'T YOU MAKE FACES TO ME IN MY KITCHEN!" Sanji yelled and chased them out of the kitchen.
"Yo! Getting annoyed by mere game, Mr 7?" Zoro mocked.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" Sanji ordered," IT'S YOUR TURN NEXT, YOU SHITTY MUSCLE-BRAIN!"
"WHAT WAS THAT?" Zoro shouted back while Luffy, Usopp and Chopper hid behind his back.
"Zoro to the rescue!" Usopp prayed.
"I AM NOT GOING TO SAVE ANYONE!" Zoro stated second before he attacked Sanji whose frustfration and anger was now headed towards Zoro.
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Author's note:
Well? Did I do well? :D Please review, send me pm if something is bothering you or you have ideas etc :)
