1. You write DP fanfiction (Duh...)

2. You act suspicious of boxes.

3. If you're in a place with a large amount of boxes, you overturn most of them to see where the box ghost is.

4. If you hear the word 'beware', you roll your eyes and shout out 'NOT AGAIN!'

5. During a test, you'll shiver and asked to be excused, as there's a ghost outside.

6. Anyone with the name 'Vlad' you have the urge to kick in the *beep*

7. If you hear ANY DP references you scream a fan-girl scream

8. You have your own logo

9. You doodle said logo all over all of your stuff

10. You read DP fanfic restlessly

11. You think about DP all day long

12. If you know anyone with the same name of the show, you bite your lip in attempt to yell out "OMIGAWD *insert name here*!!!" (I have a friend named Maddie.)

13. Anyone with the name 'Danny' you bow down to

14. You have a guitar and attempt to hypnotize others with it

15. You dream of making a ghost portal (MEGACOUGH)

16. You dream of being turned half-ghost by said portal by manually going in and turning it on (EVENBIGGERMEGACOUGH)

17. Whenever you see or hear 'fudge' or the actual object, you instantly wonder if Jack Fenton's where it is.

18. You sob when there's no Jack to be found

19. You scream incredibly high-pitched if there IS a person named Jack near it

20. You went through the Five Stages of Acceptance when DP was canceled, minus the 'accept' part (I STILL AM ANGRY, NICKELODEON!)

21. You eat veggies or fruits and loudly mock Undergrowth while doing so (MUAHAHA! I AM EATING YOUR CHILDREN, UNDERGROWTH!)

22. If you go to a museum about Egypt, or anything like that, you wonder where Hotep-Ra is.

23. You demand to go to Egypt just to look for Hotep Ra.

24. You screamed when you saw DP was on a cereal box

25. You occasionally stick your arm out and try to have an ectoblast come out

26. You call 'Pepto-Bismal', 'Fento-Bismal'

27. You've learned a new language just to be able to read more DP stories

28. You blame Clockwork for anything bad that happens

29. You study Gorillas for as class project

30. You specifically searched for 'Purple Backed Gorillas'

31. When you're grouchy, you instantly blame Vlad for the heck of it

32. When any part of your body aches when you wake up, you say you were out fighting ghosts

33. Whenever you're tired, you blame Nocturne.

34. You desire to name your future children a character name

35. After 'Infinite Realms' you wonder how roses taste

36. You watch shows like 'Ghost Hunters' and go pfftttt at their hunting stuff. Then you wonder if they'll find Danny around the place they're investigating

37. You've tried to figure out what state they're in (I'm guessing Ohio.)

Woot. Suggestions, anyone? I don't own DP. Or Pepto-Bismal.