Hiya ppls! So this is pretty much a fic with Nudge talking randomly and should prove it's self to be pretty funny. Well I hope you like it. Please let me know in a review.
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I don't own Maximum Ride, Nudge, or the Nudge channel. If I did I would be rich. End of explanation.
Nudge POV
Hi! Well Max got really fed up with my blabbering so she gave me this cool tape recorder to talk into! I'm kind of offended but not really because now I get to talk as much as I want to without someone slapping their hand over my mouth or bringing out the duct tape! OMG! I just love talking, don't you! Oh wait, you're a tape recorder, you can't! Hahahahha! I wish you could though, that'd be soooooooooo cool! I would love to have a talking tape recorder! Well, I'm pretty sure having any inanimate object that could talk would be awesome! We have Total so I bet it's possible. Oh wait, then you might tell me to shut up too and I don't think I could take that. Right, what I was saying before!
Talking is sooooooooooooooooo fun! It's like totally the most important thing ever! Well maybe not the most important but it certainly helps with communication! I would absolutely hate to be mute! It would be the worst thing ever! It's times like this when I really feel bad for Iggy. Losing something that's really important in your life must be really hard.
ZOMG! Wouldn't Ella and Iggy make the cutest couple? I mean, not cuter than Max and Fang because they are perfect for each other but still, they should totally go out! Don't you think? Some people on Fang's blog think I should go out with him but I'm like Eeeeeeeeeeeew! I'm only twelve and he's like three years older than me! Plus he's like my brother and sooooooooo not my type! It would just be wrong! Max and Fang are the only in-flock couple that could ever possibly work out.
Awwwwwww! I just love talking to you! You never yell at me and always listen! We could be BFFs! Well, first I would have to give you a little makeover. Wouldn't that be fun! I could paint you pink or purple and bejewel you and put glitter on you and cool stickers! Maybe I could even draw a face!
What to talk about now? Oh! Oh! Oh! I know! Peacocks! You know, they used to be my favorite animal because they're all colorful and feathery, and birds! But then we went to the zoo and I found out that only the guy peacocks are colorful and one tried to bite me. Now I like turtles because the little babies are so cute! Plus they probably won't bite me unless it's a snapping turtle. I don't like those.
Oh! Look! An M&M! YUM! I love candy! Who doesn't? I like M&Ms, skittles, Twix, Reese's, Kit Kats, Starbursts, Jolly Ranchers, Milky Way's, Tootsie Pops, Twizzlers, Hershey's Chocolate bars, and every other candy there is! I'm actually kind of hyper right now because I stole some candy from Iggy and ate it all. Ahhhh. I love sugar.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SAVE ME! IGGY FOUND OUT AND IS COMEING AFTER ME! G2G! BYE!
So, how did you like it? I promise more randomness next time. This was kind of introductory. Please review! I'll be eternally grateful if you do! Bye! R&R!