Hi, everyone! Here I am with another Tiny Toon Adventures fanfic, this time with it being a gift for anyone who is a fan of Fifi La Fume! Especially intended to cater to those who wish that Fifi La Fume and Bimbette would get along and/or who think it's unfair for Bimbette to be looked at as a villain and believe Fifi and Bimbette would be good friends under different circumstances than the objectionable ones Johnny Pew created in that movie theatre. In this story, the villains of Acme Acres who can be considered the worst, namely Gotcha Grabmore, Montana Max, Johnny Pew, Silas Wonder, Roderick Rat, Rhubella Rat, Mr. Hitcher, Knuckles Cutlet, Danforth Drake, Margot Mallard and Arnold The Pit Bull, unite under the agreement that, despite all of their very obvious differences, they think they can prove that Fifi La Fume is the reason for all the evil and sin in Acme Acres, and thus also the reason they became the way they did. If they succeed in this, then not only will Fifi become an outcast, and possibly executed, but her friends will go head to head with those who either don't know her or don't like her, and eventually everything will spiral out of control until Acme Acres is in ruins and these baddies can take over and rule it, all after making it clear that it's not their fault they turned out the way they did. Worse, Fifi only has one person who can possibly help her at this time…Bimbette, who Johnny Pew intentionally saw to it would be the only one to try and prove her innocent in their interrogation of her, so he could both manipulate their not being the best of friends(after the whole movie theatre thing)and see to it Fifi is out of the picture and pays for what she did to him in the theatre as well as that he gets the girl of his dreams. How will Fifi make it through this? Find out by reading this two chapter story!
THINGS TO NOTE:
The fanfic you are about to read takes place a year after the series finale of Tiny Toon Adventures, be it the original show, any and all specials, what have you.
This story was inspired by an episode of Batman: The Animated Series titled "Trial". Ironically, that show, like Tiny Toon Adventures, is a cartoon of the 90's.
I own none of the characters. They all belong to Tiny Toon Adventures.
Interrogation Stinks
Chapter 1-Villainous Trapping!
Fifi La Fume could not believe her rotten luck. Though she'd had her share of hardships in the past, albeit with good times to go with it, she had never undergone anything like this. Not only had the likes of Montana Max, Gotcha Grabmore, Johnny Pew, Silas Wonder, Roderick Rat, Rhubella Rat, Mr. Hitcher, Knuckles Cutlet, Danforth Drake, Margot Mallard and Arnold The Pit Bull teamed up after Montana Max got a sinister idea and used his wealth and resources to locate them and get them all teleported to his mansion with the help of special machinery, then told them all about what he'd done and what he was planning, but the others accepted his idea after he was finished and, despite a lot of differences between a lot of villains, would tolerate each other's presence for what would happen in the long run. Worse, Monty's plan was that he would see to it that Acme Acres was made to know that it wasn't the fault of any of them they were as bad as they were, and that Fifi La Fume was the one to blame for not only how they all turned out, but also for the evil and sin in all of Acme Acres. This would lead to Fifi becoming a wanted criminal and hated, even put to death, unjustly, and, with the riots that would be caused, Acme Acres would be destroyed and the villains could conquer it and rule it forever. It was the main reason the villains could tolerate those they'd otherwise kill…the prize of conquest and the pleasure of ruining Fifi's life and possibly ending it was too great to pass up.
Monty had explained to them that her awful musk and the way she was such a flirt and so out of control a lot of the time would make her the perfect candidate to use as a scapegoat. Then he had it so that, within his mansion, filming was installed which would record everything he and his gang did from the place they did it in. After this and planning/organizing on how they'd see to it Fifi was captured and where they would interrogate her, Johnny Pew also decided he would select Bimbette as the only one who could serve as her defender, knowing her taking of the photo Fifi wanted him to autograph back in that movie theatre would make their alliance uneasy at best and would most likely result in her betraying Fifi and becoming his girl, the perfect way to get the woman he wanted and make Fifi pay for kicking him out of the theatre and into the clutches of the ever so annoying and unsafe Elmyra. After this was agreed to by the others, Gotcha set a trap for Fifi along with Roderick and Rhubella Rat, though both rats did what they could not to go for her throat, since she was a known fur coat wearer and animal killer, while she resisted the urge to make coats out of them, and then Johnny Pew called Bimbette and told her that he had a surprise for her, only telling her where to go and not telling her what it was. She accepted, due to remembering how she got his autograph from him and thought him handsome, and soon after it happened, the following things occurred.
Fifi La Fume, on her way home from Acme Looniversity, was unable to see the trap that had been laid for her, due to how well disguised it was. As in, not even eagle eyes could tell that it was there. But as soon as one of her sexy feet stepped onto the part of the sidewalk where it had been put, it opened up and sucked her down. Many others had walked on it, but the three villains who'd made it saw to it that it would only work if Fifi went over it, and now she did. In addition, just after it happened, Bimbette showed up at that part of the street, where Johnny Pew had told her to go, and after the trap went off, it was discovered by the villains, who were now in the place they would interrogate Fifi, an underground fort Silas Wonder had used his magic to make, that Bimbette was there. So with the help of a portal, also made by Silas Wonder's magic, she was sucked into the fort and made to fall into a chair right next to the one Fifi landed in just seconds ago, with the portal being closed up as much as the opening in the sidewalk had been. In the next instant, when Bimbette demanded to know what was going on, all of everything was full damn well explain to both her and Fifi, and in Fifi's case, she was chained and shackled to her chair, along with being gagged, and both her and Bimbette were doused in tomato juice by Mr. Hitcher, who'd see that the magic of Silas Wonder had made it so the fort had everything they'd need for this, including a way to snuff the stench powers of the two skunks.
And this leads to Fifi's current predicament, which was also Bimbette's. Not only was she going to be interrogated and accused of being the reason for all woes, sorrows and bad things in Acme Acres, but her only defender was someone who was an indirect rival to her and vice versa. Though Bimbette's opinion of Johnny Pew wasn't quite the same just now, since she'd found out of how he'd taken Fifi's photograph from her to give to her after all the pain Fifi went to for his autograph on her photo, along with how she'd been tricked into this by him, but in any case, both skunks were in a lot of danger, but especially Fifi. She was angry and scared at the same time, both on high levels. So was Bimbette, but not on the level Fifi was. The deck was not stacked in the favor of the skunks at all, and the villains were looking only too smug. Now, on to how things happened here. "Hello, stinkers." Montana Max said to them. "Now that you've both been nicely filled in on why you're here, let's get down to business." "As evidenced by the likes of us, there is a lot of badness, sin, evil and wicked villainy in Acme Acres. And around it, for that matter." Gotcha Grabmore spoke. "And recently, we've come to the accusation that such a thing is all Fifi La Fume's fault!" put in Johnny Pew. "After all, it's one thing to be a skunk, and especially since me and Bimbette are, but Fifi is not only someone who gives off a bad stench even by skunk standards, especially when aroused, and that's saying a lot, but let's face it!"
"On to the aforementioned arousal," Rhubella Rat put in, "being the sexpot and flirt of an out of control lovestruck romantic that she is, it can easily be considered that she represents the lack of morality that contaminates this world, especially with her inability to take no for a damn answer and the way she's so persistent in going after anyone she mistakes for a male skunk! To say nothing of how she's constantly alone, as no one wants her at all! Not to mention the way she tends to get ignored and/or abused all the time." "Such unhappiness and misfortune is not in any way logical unless God hates you, and God only hates you if you are the cause of the sin which taints this world and which he must forgive unless you are to be damned." Roderick Rat put in. "Let's not forget that Fifi is aware of her stench, and yet she still lets herself go shamelessly." a comment from Arnold The Pit Bull consisted of. "And she idolizes Pepe Le Pew, who is one of the most selfish and self-centered individuals ever, and who reeks 24-7." "She can even control her scent, yet she's still tortured plenty of noses." Knuckles Cutlet put in. "Seriously, can there honestly be any denying that she's not only a bad girl, but the secret source of all that plagues Acme Acres and turns the pure to the sinful? The heroic to the villainous? The innocent to the guilty?" Mr. Hitcher put in. "All us villains had different origins, and became bad for different reasons, but her existence was what made it possible." Margot Mallard accused. "Her and all of her endless slutty shamelessness, as well as her self-centeredness and the nerve she had to be on this earth when no one would want her!" Danforth Drake snapped.
"Seriously, she was here from the start, and there were villains from the start!" Monty put in. "More than coincidence, don't you think? And especially since she once, on that underworld show of hers, had it so Elmyra took a dive into the ocean, only for that, the world and the entire fucking universe to go down the hole? How can such a thing as that not be planned from the very start, especially since Fifi knows how dumb Elmyra is and how prone she is to causing shit like that? And about Johnny Pew here, the way that she kicked him out of that theatre? That, the last time I checked, is assault if there ever was assault!" "Yeah, and on a movie star and celebrity like me, no less!" Johnny Pew put in. "She should have been grateful I was allowing her to be with me at all, even if as a servant, and certainly should not have gotten mad when I gave her photo to someone who asked for my autograph! I mean, seriously! Most people don't even get to go near a movie star or any other kind of celebrity, much less go to a movie with and talk to them! Fifi is the selfish, worthless waste of skunk here, not me! So I made the mistake of giving her photo to Bimbette, who ironically is now her only defense in this! Big deal! It's one photo, and she could always have gotten another one or had me sign on her hand or tail or something!"
"Seriously, why did I go after that seal and then that whale?" Gotcha Grabmore asked. "I should have just made a fucking fur coat out of her!" She pointed to Fifi for emphasis, and by the time this happened, Fifi was far less scared and far more angry. If she wasn't gagged, she'd be exploding with obscenities galore, and if she wasn't chained down, she'd be beating the shit out of all of them mercilessly. How dare they say such blatant and shameless lies about her! How dare they pin all their own wrongdoings and evil vices on her just for the small amount of minor faults and problems Fifi had! Especially Johnny Pew, who had no right to even talk about her, much less in this way in her presence, after the way that he treated her. He shouldn't have even been rescued from Elmyra via the summoning Monty did from his mansion, just like none of these villains should have been summoned in any way, be it rescuing them from something or otherwise! Bimbette was also angrier than she was before, but tried to stay level headed, as otherwise she and Fifi were in for it. She could tell. Fifi could, too, but despite knowing this and trying to control her blood boiling rage, it was proving impossible for her after so much unjust accusation and being pinned the blame on about something that was the fault of these reprobates entirely, and of neither her nor Bimbette, who she suddenly saw to be not quite the enemy she was feeling she was in that theatre.
"Anyway, between that and how her musk easily being capable of containing the kind of plague and pestilence which gave birth to all the evil and villainy in Acme Acres and which very deeply spread upon and into the likes of all of us," Rhubella Rat put in, "not to mention how she never said anything of it to anyone, which is further damning evidence of how she keeps her vile status as the original sin creator and thus the original sinner an utter secret, probably laughing all night long to herself each evening as she falls asleep in that car, I don't think that there can be a single bit of denial that Fifi La Fume has cast the fumes of hell upon us like the witch that she is! Being a skunk is one thing…" "But being a skunk witch, and one who's the reason for all pain and/or wickedness that festers in the minds and the atmosphere of all in the vicinity of Acme Acres as we know it? Fuck that noise!" Roderick Rat spoke. "Hence why she's the perfect one to interrogate, judge and accuse her!" Montana Max put in. "I'm willing to bet she calls her friends Babs Bunny and Shirley The Loon all kinds of insulting, offensive, disrespectful and nasty things behind their backs! And says even worse things about everyone else around her, human, animal or otherwise! Secretly, of course, true to snake in the grass, or should I say skunk in the junkyard car, form!" "So tell us, Bimbette…" Johnny Pew asked, "…before we carry out sentence and see to it that it's made known to the world, Acme Acres or otherwise, that Fifi La Fume is the source of all their woes and troubles and must be eliminated, or at least exiled, and clear our names in so doing while also finding ways to fix things up, if that's possible by this point, with how long Fifi has been around…have you got anything to say in her defense?" "We're waiting." Silas Wonder said with a sinister smile.
Bimbette and Fifi looked at each other with their eyes wide open, both knowing that this was going to be anything but easy and that they were in major trouble here. But neither gave up or panicked, and Bimbette gave Fifi a wink to let her know she would do everything in her very power to try and get them out of this and stop this evil plan. Fifi nodded in acknowledgement, and Bimbette turned to the villains, who were looking more cocky and smug than ever by now. What would happen? Find out in the next and concluding chapter!
TO BE CONTINUED…
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