'You sure you want to do this, Jazz?' Emmett Cullen asked as he ran a rough hand through Jasper Hale's chin-length, wavy, honey-blonde hair. 'You know it doesn't grow back.'
'I know, but it's time for a change,' Jasper said firmly, staring at the wall in front of him with unblinking eyes, 'Besides, Alice likes short hair. I know she does. I would've asked Rose to do it, but she'd say no. Edward and Bells are off on a hunting trip with Ness, so…I'm putting my hair in your hands Em,' Jasper said, not taking his eyes off the white, picture less wall.
'Okay man; don't forget I've only cut hair once before so do not get all crazy on me if I mess up, got it?' Jasper nodded his head, 'Good, now stay still. I need complete and utter-silence in order to do this right,' Emmett said firmly. He picked the scissors up off the side of the bathroom sink and looked at Jasper's hair; trying to find the best place to start. Seconds, and soon minutes, started to tick by and Jasper was started to feel a bit impatient.
'Emmett,' Jasper said, breaking the silence.
'Shhh, shhh!' Emmett hushed him. A few more seconds ticked by. Jasper was about to say something when he was cut off by the sound of loud, heavy rock metal music. He looked over and saw that Emmett had brought in a boom box. 'Much better!' Emmett said with a smile before forcing Jasper to look straight again, 'Now, let's get to work!' Emmett said with an ear-to-ear smile. While tapping his foot and shaking his ass, Emmett lifted a good size chunk of Jasper's honey blonde hair and raised the scissors. 'Last chance Jazz to get out of it,' Emmett said before he started to bop his head to the music.
'Just do it,' Jasper said. He closed his eyes when he heard the threaded crunch of the scissors slicing through his thick hair. Emmett causally tossed the chunk of hair onto Jasper's lap. Jasper looked down at it and let out a barely audible whimper. Jasper's eyes widened when another chunk of hair, even longer then the other, was tossed onto his lap. Oh God… Jasper thought what have I gotten myself into? Jasper watched with uneasy eyes as the pile on his lap got bigger and bigger and bigger till it tumbled over off his lap and onto the floor. 'Emmett, don't go too short.'
'Relax buddy,' Emmett said before tossing another good size chunk of hair onto Jasper's lap, 'You look great, no you look better then great, you look hot. Alice will go nuts,' Emmett said.
'If you say so…' Jasper said. After awhile, Emmett lifted the hair that fell over Jasper's eyes and cut them off just near the scalp. Seeing that, Jasper began to panic. He cut my bangs to nearly my scalp! He screamed inside his head. Emmett cut a few stray stands of hair before putting the scissors down. Jasper was about to get up to rush to the mirror when Emmett slapped a hand down onto his shoulder and forced him back down.
'Woah there cowboy,' Emmett said, 'We're almost done. It just needs one finishing touch,' Emmett said. He looked around the bathroom for a few minutes before finally finding what he wanted. 'Ah-ha! Alice's hair-gel. This stuff is strong enough to keep a brick-building without cement standing,' Emmett said before squeezing more then necessary into his right hand. He put the bottle down before rubbing his hands together and aggressively running them through what was left of Jasper's hair. 'Done!' Emmett said with a smile. Jasper bolted out of the chair and ran to the bathroom mirror.
'Oh my God…' he gasped when he saw his reflection. His hair, once chin-length, was now barely an inch. The hair he had left stuck out in every direction known-to-man.
'Well?' Emmett asked, 'Don't it look awesome?' he asked. Emmett's mouth dropped open when he saw Jasper do something no vampire do before…he cried. Warm tears slowly rolled down Jasper's cheeks, 'Woah…'
'Honey, I'm home!' cried a cheerful voice that made Jasper freeze.
'Alice is home…oh God I can't let her see me!' and with that, Jasper was gone. Emmett quickly cleaned up the hair clippings before walking downstairs. 'Hey Seth, I didn't know you were here,' Emmett said when he spotted Seth Clearwater sitting in the living room.
'I got here awhile ago. Bella said to be ready to pick up Ness, she and Jacob are going out tonight,' Seth explained.
'Oh…' Emmett said, he then turned to the little pixie standing at the door with five bags in each hand, 'Hey Alice.'
'Hey Em,' Alice said with a pixie smile, 'I got you the cutest sweater ever!' she dropped the bags and then reached into one. She pulled out a light blue sweater with a picture of a flower on the spot his heart would be. 'When Rose sees you in this she'll die! …Well not really,' Alice said before tossing the sweater to Emmett.
'Oh, gee, thanks…I love it…' Emmett lied, putting on a fake smile.
'I knew you would,' Alice said, 'Where's Jazzy? I bought him a hat I think will just make him look so adorable,' she reached into one of the bags and pulled out a light pink hat. With a quick gust of wind, Jasper suddenly appeared; and with the hat on.
'Hey babe,' Jasper said before kissing Alice on the cheek, 'Love the hat,' he said, lying.
'…No you don't,' both Emmett and Alice said. Jasper shot a deadly glare in Emmett's direction before looking back at his pixie-wife.
'Jasper…Jasper honey you were crying…' Alice said, noticing the tear streaks, 'But that….that doesn't happen unless…a vampire is completely and hopelessly sad…what happened?' he looked at Emmett, expecting help, but didn't receiver any. He looked back at his wife, 'Jasper, tell me,' she said a little bit more firmly. Jasper stared at her a few seconds before letting out a sigh. He pulled the hat off and Alice gasped, 'Jazz you cut your hair!'
'You hate it don't you…?'
'No, no! I love it, it really fits you!' Alice exclaimed, smiling.
'Really?' Jasper asked, smiling slight. Alice nodded quickly before reaching up and touching the messy short, short spikes, 'Emmett went way shorter then I originally wanted though…'
'Its fine, you look sexy,' Alice said before picking up the bags and hurrying upstairs with them, 'Come on Jazz!' she called. Jasper looked at Emmett before hurrying after his pixie wife. Emmett stood there by the front door, grinning. Alice actually...liked the haircut he gave Jasper? Really?
'We're home!' cried a voice from the back of the house. The young vampire knew instantly that the voice belonged to his dear brother. 'Did we miss anything?' Edward asked from the kitchen. Emmett's smile grew larger when an idea suddenly struck him. Why stop at Jasper's hair...? He had a house full of men with hair. Hell, he had an entire town of men with hair.
'This will be fun,' Emmett said before walking briskly to the kitchen to join his brother, sister-in-law, and niece.

(Author's Note: Should I write a second chapter? Reviews are nice!)