Before you complain or say anything, I ALREADY KNOW THERES MANY OF THESE OUT ON THE SITE! Sheesh, if you don't want to read any more of these, then don't read this. Anyways, I was bored, wanted something to do, haven't posted anything in a while (sorry New Destiny readers, I'm working on it!), and decided to do this. Enjoy or feel my doom!
(Lyra, Araya, and Rene walk on stage. Lyra and Rene are singing at the top of their lungs.)
Lyra/Rene: Rage in the cage
And piss upon the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the giant down
Defunct the strings
Of cemetery things
With one flat foot
On the devil's wing
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl!
Crawl on me
Sink into me
Die for me
Living Dead Girl!
Araya: (rolls her eyes.) Could you both shut-up? Maybe sing something better?
Lyra/Rene: Nope! (Proceeds singing)
(Araya sighs, pulls out the Air horn of Loudness, and blows it.)
Lyra: Ha! Ha! Ha! That was loud!
Araya: (under breath) Imbecile. (a little louder) Don't we have people to torcher? Our audience is waiting.
Rene: Hi audience!
Audience: (boredly) Hi.
Lyra: Welcome to our wonderful show of song and dare! Are we ready to start/
Audience: Boo!
Araya: (glares) She said, are you ready to start?
Audience: Yay!
Rene: Ok! Let's get started!
Lyra: Gigi! Bring our prison- I mean cast!
(Gigi bounces out from backstage dragging the tied up IZ cast behind her.)
Dib: Can someone tell me where I am and why I'm tied up?
Lyra: We're bored and we need something to do.
Araya: I'm just here for the torchering.
Rene: Hi Dib! (glomps Dib)
(Dib looks at her annoyed.)
Zim: Release the almighty Zim filthy earth pigs! I command you!
(Araya splashes him with water and laughs as he rolls around in pain.)
Araya: (giggling) Man, I'll never get tired of doing that!
Lyra: That's not funny! It burns!
(Araya splashes Lyra with water from the Cup of No Mercy, which has magically refilled itself. Lyra rolls around in pain.)
Araya: Stupid hybrid. Anyways as for letting you go, NO! You're here to do humiliating and painful things for our entertainment. Mostly mine. Rene, explain the rules.
Rene: Okay! Here's the deal people. You must send in dare(s) for the following people; Zim, Dib, Tak, Gir, Mimi, Gaz, Tallest Red, and Tallest Purple.
(Lyra has now stopped rolling in pain and is now back to her wacky self.)
Lyra: Any other characters that you want to dare, we will pull them from their everyday lives, like this.
(Lyra snaps her fingers and Keef appears in a poof of smoke.)
Keef: Hiya!
Rene: OMG! Its Keef! (glomps Keef)
Araya: Make him go away; he's even more happy crazy then Rene!
(Lyra nods and snaps her fingers, making Keef disappear.)
Rene: Bye Keef! Come play again! (adds to Araya and Lyra) I like him.
Araya: So we've seen.
Rene: But not as much as dib! :3 (glomps dib again)
Dib: I hate fan girls.
(Zim laughs at dib, but is then glomped by Lyra.)
Zim: GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF!
Araya: (rolls eyes) Anyways, also know that other characters may appear no apparent reason. Lyra's S.I.R will help out as well as our part time security/stage worker/other stuff helper, Nny!
(Nny walks out from backstage)
Nny: Sup.
(Everyone except Araya and Gaz back away in fear. Both girls are giggling at everyone's fright.)
Araya: Chickens. You can go now Nny.
Nny: K.
(Nny walks backstage. Everyone lets out a sigh of relief.)
Rene: (shakily) He scares me.
Araya: So he should Rene, so he should.
Lyra: Okay, tell me why you hired a phyco serial killer?
Araya: He's cool.
Rene: Okay! Moving on! You should also know that we also have the cast sing songs at random parts of the show, our complete against each other as well.
Red: I refuse to be humiliated by doing stupid things!
(Red sees nny, who has poked his head out from behind the curtain and is eyeing the tallest creepily.)
Red: On second thought, it'll be l-lots of f-fun!
Purple: What are you-?
(Red nervously gestures to Nny, who is still creepily watching them both.)
Purple: (nervously) I agree! I l-like fun! Ha! Ha! Ha! Fun is, uh, fun!
Rene: What's up with them?
Araya: I don't know, I don't keep track of what goes on in their worm infested brains.
Zim/Tak: Do not insult the almighty tallest like that!
(Arya raises the CoNM and both Irkens quickly shut up.)
Lyra: So you're not sitting around bored, Zimmy and Gir will sing!
Rene/Gigi/Gir: yay!
(Araya release everyone from their restraints. The IZ cast eyes the exit. Gir is bouncing around excitedly.)
Gir: Me and Masta gonna sing like monkeys!
Zim: What if the almighty Zim does not want to sing your horrible earth tunes?
Nny: (backstage) Do I need to come out?
Zim: (mockingly) No creepy earth monkey.
Nny: (still backstage) If you call me that again, I swear-
Zim: (now scared) Okay! Okay! I'll sing!
(Lyra tosses Zim and Gir a mic.)
Araya: And sing well! If you do badly, (raises a long, hard stick which I will now call the Stick of Doom.) you'll pay for messing our show up!
Zim: Fine! Fine! (Heads toward the middle of the stage with Gir.)
Rene: Now, for your entertainment and their embarrassment, Zim and Gir!
Don't want to be an American idiot.
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along to the age of paranoia.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
Don't want to be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information age of hysteria.
It's calling out to idiot America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Where everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
For that's enough to argue.
(Song ends. Rene and Gigi are still dancing, Lyra is humming a completely different song, and Araya is listening to her i-pod.
Gir: yay! That was fun! Ima do it again!
Lyra: (snapping out of her trance) Sorry Gir-Gir, we're almost out of time.
Gir: Aw man.
Cast/Audience: YAY!
(Nny pokes his head out and glares at everyone.)
Cast/Audience: Awww.
Lyra: Dude, why hasn't he killed us all yet?
Araya: Let's just say I had to- (whispers in Lyra's ear.)
Lyra: You're so mean.
(Araya smiles evilly.)
Dib: So, can we go home now?
Rene: ye-
Araya: Nope! You all have to stay here until next time! Well, except gaz. She's cool.
Lyra: Gigi! Tie up our guests!
Gigi: Okee dokee!
(The cast screams and runs around in circles. Gigi easily ties them up and lets Gaz go.)
Rene: Well, it's time to go.
Lyra: But we'll see you next time! And don't forget. Dare, dare, dare!
Rene/Lyra: Bye!
(Everyone walks off, Gigi drags the cast offstage.)
Not bad for my first try right? I hope it's good. I really want to see if this will work. Anyways, as Lyra said, dare, dare, dare! I mean it! If you don't, I will send my pet rabid pop tart Bob after you! XD