HAZZAH! Sollux is done, and I am kinda worried about this manual, seeing as I know almost diddilysquat about Sollux
yay for the Homestuck Wiki~
Well anyway I do not own the characters, but I do own Astra Inc.
Congratulations, you have just purchased your very own SOLLUX CAPTOR unit. This manual is here to ensure you do not become the object of your unit's bipolar rages.
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Technical Specifications:
Name: Sollux Captor, will also respond to twinArmageddons, TA, Mr. Bipolar, Crazy Bipolar Super Hacker, and Sol
Age: Can be ordered to be any age between 12 and 17
Place of manufacture: Alternia
Height: 5"5"
Sign: Gemini
Blood Color: Yellow, or yucky mustard according to the TEREZI PYROPE units
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SOLLUX CAPTOR comes with:
Two (2) black shirts with yellow Gemini signs
Two (2) pairs of gray pants
One (1) black shoe
One (1) white shoe
Three (3) Bee hive Mainframes
One (1) pair of blue and red glasses
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Programming:
Hacker: Your unit is ape-shit bananas with computers and can hack into anything. Want to get top secret information from government supercomputers? Just get SOLLUX CAPTOR to hack them.
Student: Your unit has to go to school, doesn't matter if he doesn't want to, he just has to.
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Re-Programming:
Default Bipolar
Default Introverted
Caring
Locked Psycho
Your SOLLUX CAPTOR unit comes in default bipolar mode and introverted. Bipolar mode enables him to randomly switch between moods and introverted means that he actually is pretty shy.
Caring mode means that he actually cares about people/trolls. When this mode is activated SOLLUX CAPTOR will act more caring. This mode is activated by being with a FEFERI PEIXES unit or an ARADIA MEGIDO unit.
Psycho mode is unlocked by your unit eating mind honey. While in this mode he is not in control of his self and that can have disastrous consequences.
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Relationships:
KARKAT VANTAS: Your units best friend that thinks he can hack, though we all know he can't
TEREZI PYROPE: After your unit goes blind she starts teaching SOLLUX the art of being blind.
ARADIA MEGIDO: Potential Matesprit and close friend. SOLLUX was the one who killed ARADIA when he ate mind honey.
FEFERI PEIXES: Another potential Matesprit
ERIDAN AMPORA: ERIDAN, being his gay fishy self, wants to be kismesisses with your unit, then he makes you unit go blind, then he gets chopped in half. Try not to have these two units with a KANAYA MARYAM unit, and a FEFERI PEIXES unit. We at Astra Inc. are not responsible for damage caused by these units.
KANAYA MARYAM: These two are friends.
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Cleaning: Your unit is completely capable of cleaning himself and there is a 50/50 chance he will kill you if you try to bathe with him.
Feeding: Your unit is capable of feeding himself, but you might have to tear him away from the computer first.
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Troubleshooting:
Problem: The FBI are at your door spouting about hackers and stuff and you don't know what the heck their talking about.
Answer: Your unit is being true to his hacker side and somehow got caught. We recommend quickly running to some African Country that no one will be able to find you, or sacrifice your unit.
Problem: Your unit is throwing stuff and causing mass destruction in your house and the neighbors are getting annoyed.
Answer: Your unit is probably going through some kind of emotional breakdown. We recommend giving him chocolate. Chocolate does fix everything.
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We at Astra Inc. hope you enjoy your SOLLUX CAPTOR unit.
Yeah, my other ones are better -_- oh well
Please vote on the next manual pwease
Oh, and I just discovered Pesterchum is real (completely random thing I thought the world should know)