Darth Vader Wants a Muffin
Darth Vader looked around the inside of his weird- evil- Easter Egg- dome thing.
"I could use a muffin," he said to no one in particular. He looked around again.
"Why don't I have any muffins in here?" He put on his helmet and paged the cafeteria.
"Hey, could I have a muffin? Preferably whole-wheat with jam?" he requested. The chefs stared at the screen for a moment, and then broke out into laughter. Several funerals later, the Sith Lord still didn't have his beloved breakfast pastry.
"Why is it so hard to get a friggin' muffin around here?" he stormed.
"How do you even eat?" a thousand inquiring fans asked.
"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!" Vader bellowed, and went to find a hot dog instead.