A/N: OK, here's a little something I wrote. No real reason. If you want another mash-up like this, go look at "While My Cello Deathly Creeps" in Ponies On 45. This is separate from that because... I have no idea.
THE THING THAT CANNOT LET YOU SEE
Parody of "Can't You See" by Beatle Bronies ('S/Hoofert)
New lyrics by That Gamer!
"Let It Be" belongs to The Beatles (Lennon-Mccartney)
"The Thing That Should Not Be" belongs to Metallica (James Hetfield/Lars Ulrich/Kirk Hammett)
MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC belongs to Hasbro and one Ms. Lauren Faust
When I find myself in times of trouble
Hybrid ponies comes to me
Laugh at father roaming mockingly
And in the darkest crisis
Dash is standing right in front me
She's the thing that cannot let you see
Can't you see? Can't you see?
Of course you can't 'cause Dashie
Is the thing that cannot let you see
When farming prideful muddy-hooved ponies
Put aside their differences
The wretch is stupid but gained Rarity
The dragon has been sleeping
And there is no chance Fluttershy
Soothes the thing that cannot let you see
Can't you see? Can't you see?
Of course you can't 'cause Dashie
Is the thing that cannot let you see
C'mon
Can't you see? Can't you see?
Of course you can't 'cause Dashie
Is the thing that cannot let you see
Yeah, yeah
("Trix Hammetson!")
("What?...")
("Kliff McBerry! The major drinker! Plays a four-string pricket bucker!")
("All right, can't you see?!")
Can't you see?
Of course you can't 'cause Dashie
Is the thing that cannot let you see
Not dead, Scoots? Sweetie's alive
Applebloom, the group may die
These are words of wisdom, CMC
Twi wakes up to the sound of Beatallicolt
Thrashing's magic, can't you see
Death to one who will not let that be
Can't you see? Can't you see?
Of course you can't 'cause Dashie
Is the thing that cannot let you see
Can't you see? Can't you see?
Of course you can't 'cause Dashie
Is the thing that cannot let you see
Yooo-woah!
A/N: I'm not the biggest Beatle Bronies fan in the world (as in I'm not)... But I still wrote this. And who cares?... Eh. Bonum nocte et fortuna.
