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Oh boy... Another one of my Crack pairings.

Kuazuma Kuwabara was blue. His long time girlfriend, Yukina had been Kidnapped by her older brother, and they had been forbidden to meet. Kuwabara had contemplated going to rescue her, but his older sister had forbade him. So, he was at a loss, because there was no way to get past Shizuru.

He sat on his bed, petting his cat, when his sister pounded on his door.

"Dammit Kazuma!" She screamed, "Get out of your Damn mopish State, and go meet a girl or something!" So, He dragged himself out of Bed, and threw on something Decent, and went down to the train station. When Kuwabara stepped on the train, something Strange happened.

When he walked through the gate, he appeared in a lav.

"Lady Pronyma!" Someone shouted, "Something went TERRIBLY wrong!"

A deep female's Voice could be heard, though it sounded very distant."What is the Problem?"

The same person answered her back. "Well... there is an extremely ugly inferior being in here, and he appears to be Gay!"

Kuwabara grimmaced. "Hey! Who the Hell are you calling Gay!"

He punched the guy in the face, and he fell to the floor.

"That'll teach you for calling me, Kuzuma Kuwabara gay. Geez, what the Hell is up with that friggen outfit anyway? It isn't the 80's anymore, get off the Acid." Kuwabara threw his fist in the air, triumphantly.

"Interesting." the female's voice said. "I've never seen a human take out a desian without the aid of an Exsphere."

Kuwabara cackled like a queer. "I don't know who the hell you are, but I kick ass."

He pulled a Nice Guy pose, a woman appeared in the room.

She was wearing a Chinese style dress, (Not a Kimono mind you) with Gold Dragons on it. She seemed to have Golden wings, and she hovered above Kuwabara, her teal hair tied back.

"Indeed." the Woman said.

Kuwabara chuckled. "If I may ask, pretty lady, what is your name?"

The woman frowned. "I am Lady Pronyma of the Desian Five Grand Cardinals."

Kuwabara smiled. "Well, all I see is one hell of a lady. If you didn't know, this hunk of man meat is titled..."
"Kazuma Kuwabara...?" She asked, and the orange haired man smiled. Pronyma's attitude changed just a little.

"If I may ask," Kuwabara sighed."Do you know where the Hell I am?"

"Well, you are in my base. The expiriment to revive Lord Mithos was a flop, so somehow you ended up here." She perked up when she said "Mithos", but the mood died by the end of the sentence.

"Do you think I could help, I mean I was the Vice Spirit Dective after all." Kuwabara said, scratching under his nose like a dweeb.

Pronyma smiled. "Thank-you for the offer, there is something you could do for me."

Kuwabara chuckled. "Name your price, Lady of Love."

Pronyma smiled. "Well it would be a great help if you could take out a few meddlesome inferior beings.

"Done." He said, smiling goofy.

The smile made Pronmya laugh. "Oh, Why do keep making referances to me with a "Beauty." Interest?"

"You can't deny the truth, Lady of my Heart."

She grimmaced. "I'm very unused to it... could you stop that?"

Kuwabara chuckled. "Done. Can I have the names now?"

"Sure... their names are..."

TO BE CONTINUED!

Well, thats the end for now. I hoped you enjoyed my Stupidity.

For the next Chapter, I'm thinking about cracking more 80's humor, so wait and see.

Also look for my New Serious Tales of Symphonia Story coming out in the near future. Though it be still in drafting stage.

This has Been Angelus of Everlastng Ice,

...and so we go...