Draco Malfoy: Ah, my Link costume is the best ever.
Fangirl: Oh my god! That Link is HOT!!!!!
Draco Malfoy: Well, natura–Legolas! How dare you steal my character?
Legolas: *blink*
Legolas: How was I supposed to know you were going to be Link?
Draco Malfoy: Well, I did tell you. That's usually an indication...
Legolas: Insolent mortal.
Draco Malfoy: Filthy dwarf lover.
Legolas: Dumb blonde.
Draco Malfoy: Look who's talking.
Legolas: I'm not blonde!
Draco Malfoy: *blink*
Legolas: Wait... yeah, I am. My costume is still hotter than yours.
Draco Malfoy: *swish and flick* Wingardium leviosa!
Legolas: *blink blink*
Draco Malfoy: Link doesn't float, so what are you going to do now, you narcissistic elvish git?
Legolas: Hover boots, my friend, hover boots.
Draco Malfoy: *wand flick*
Legolas: *cute face* Thaaaaank yoooouuuu!
Draco Malfoy: You'rrrre wellllllcommmmmme
Draco Malfoy: NO! I didn't mean to say that! That hypnotic cute face thing... I cannot disobey its ... NOOOOO!!!!! MUST RESIST!!!!!
Legolas: MWAHAHAH–Tee-hee
Draco Malfoy: Tee-hee? How un-Link.
Legolas: Ah, but my pointy ears are natural.
Draco Malfoy: Not necessarily. In the movie, yes, but it's been cause for some really nasty fights between fans of the books.
Legolas: See? Multi-purpose.
Draco Malfoy: The number of letters in my name is closer to Link's.
Legolas: I have both an L and an N.
Draco Malfoy: Hey! I have an L!
Harry Potter: What are you talking about?
Legolas: But not an N.
Draco Malfoy: *pout*
Harry Potter: Awwww
Legolas: *blink blink*
Harry Potter: Isn't he cute?
Legolas: *backs away slowly*
Draco Malfoy: Potter, isn't my costume WAY better than his?
Harry Potter: Maaaayyyybeeee
Draco Malfoy: NO!!!!! I thought you loved me! *bursts into tears*
Snape: *growls* Stay away from my son, Draco.
Harry Potter: *blink blink*
Legolas: Sevvy-poo, Draccy-baby, have you been reading fanfiction again?
Snape & Draco Malfoy: No...
Harry Potter: Slimy Git and Mpreg Bitch?
Snape & Draco Malfoy: Yes?
Harry Potter: Stop looking all innocent. It's creepy.
Ron: Hello! I'm dressed up as Harry Potter!
Harry Potter: Really? Oh my god! So am I!
Legolas: Isn't that cheating?
Snape: You've got a point. Ten points to um... Huffsgrythendlaw.
Legolas: YAY!
Harry Potter: Whose side are you on, Sev?
Snape: I hate you all.
Draco Malfoy: Hello?! Bishi dark arts video-gamer being ignored here!
Merchant: New! Bishi Dark Arts Video-Gamer Draco with Kung-Fu Grip! Now available with Being Ignored Action for a limited time only!
Legolas: NOOO!!!! Merchants are evil! Foul servant of Morgoth, feel the wrath of my bow! FWING!!!!!
Merchant: *blink blink*
Snape: Great, the elf has gone insane.
Harry Potter: Ah, well, at least it's entertaining.
Snape: I'm absolutely trembling with the excitement of it all.
Ron: Mareseatoats and doeseatoats, and littlelambseativy! Akid'lleativytoo, wouldn't you?
Draco Malfoy: ........no comment
Snape: Have you been at my stores again?
Ron: nooooooo...
Draco Malfoy: Um, Legolas, I believe we were having a nice little fight?
Legolas: Ah yes. Let's continue.
Draco Malfoy: I'm in more slash fics.
Legolas: I doubt it.
Draco Malfoy: I'm in more angst fics.
Legolas: I can sing better.
Draco Malfoy: Meet me at the Koalas Incognito Kevlar karaoke bar. Deal?
Legolas: Deal.