A/N: Ok, this is my first story after a few years, and this is my new account. I have an idea for a story, but I don't know if I like it enough to go on with it. SO, I have decided to publish the first chapter, get your opinion on it, and decide where to go from there.

Disclaimer: I don't own characters. JKR does. Don't sue me.

Rose, Albus and Scorpius-6th year, Lily and Hugo- 4th year, Fred and Molly-7th year, Roxanne and Louis-5th year

On a particularly boring evening Rose, Lily and Hugo lounged around the fire in the Gryffindor common room. Lily ducked as Hugo hopped over the back of the sofa to lay down, Rose resided on the floor with a book in her hand. They chatted randomly about the classes their taking, when try outs for Quidditch were, and their strong disapproval of a certain quidditch team. Lily had been recounting a bad run-in with the team captain.

"I was completely out of his way, minding my own business. He walked right past me, not even a word exchanged, and he turned to give me this dark stare. I had no idea what I did to offend him!" Lily explained in confusion. From the day Rose and Hugo got back from Hogwarts all Lily kept hearing about was how awful Scorpius was, well, now, from four years of first hand experience she can certainly give that exact same opinion.

"Maybe you smell really bad?" Hugo suggested as he started to nod off.

"Sod off, I smell fine, you on the other hand, I don't know what that funk is but your in need of some serious cleaning." Lily said wrinkling her nose and moved to a different chair.

"Dammit" Albus exclaimed as he trudged through the portrait hole looking as if he had been in a fight with Fred or James. His glasses were askew, robes were drenched and his ears, hands and feet were giant. Lily, Rose and Hugo turned their attention from their activities to Albus. Rose gasped and Lily ran forward to take his bag and seat him, while a bored Hugo erupted in laughter at the pathetic site of his cousin.

"Shut it Hugo, or would you like a hex as well?" Albus threatened. Hugo covered his mouth and struggled to keep from laughing. Albus sat there studying at his gigantic hands, then lifted one to sweep his hair out of his eyes, only to smack himself in the face instead. Once again Hugo exploded with laughter which earned him a death glare from Rose. She knelt in front of the frustrated boy, and swept his hair out of his eyes for him.

"Thanks." He mumbled. Suddenly a piece of parchment flew in his face and hit him on the nose, a second piece hit the side of his and bounced off. "Will you cut it out Hugo!" Hugo snickered as he continued to aim for Albus's enormous ears. "Merlin, with these giant ears you should be making every shot! It's a wonder why you never made chaser." Albus scoffed, while an offended Hugo wadded up a good size ball and threw it directly at Albus's face.

"Hugo!" Rose shouted.

"Fine." He muttered. Though still clearly amused at the state of his unfortunate cousin.

"Al-" Lily was interrupted by Hugo,

"Look at your feet!" Hugo slapped his knee and threw his head back, unable to suppress his amusement any longer. Lily rolled her eyes and told him to shut up.

"Who-"

"Those ears! Merlin! You could be in Ireland and still here our conversation!" Hugo exclaimed, causing Lily to shove him out of his seat and face first into the floor. He got up and sat on the edge of the chair quietly snickering to himself.

"What-" She tried again

"Seriously-" suddenly Hugo was thrown backward off the chair, flipping until he crashed into the wall.

"Stop. Interrupting. ME!" Lily screamed the last word, her eyes were burning like fire and her wand was pointed directly at Hugo. "You're my cousin, and I care for you and your safety, but you know I strongly dislike being interrupted. Now shut. It." Hugo nodded, though he immediately wished he hadn't, having been thrown and flipped every direction, he was seriously disoriented.

"Merlin's pants! How was it you were sorted into Gryffindor Lily?" Albus asked amused, though concerned for his cousin who was just flying across the room. Rose shook her head,

"Lily, be careful which spells you use!" Rose scolded, but Lily merely shrugged and sat down in a chair, she felt too irritated to ask Albus any questions. Rose turned her attention back to Albus.

"Madam Pomfrey. Now." Rose commanded, Albus grunted and gave a whole-hearted whine in objection.

"Are you bloody mental? Everyone will see me! Asha will see me!" he exclaimed desperately pleading with Rose as he tried tugging his arm out of Rose's grasp. He internally cursed her for being ungodly strong for a woman. One reason why James and Fred never bothered to play that muggle game with her anymore, it was something like testing each others physical strength by holding hands or something.

Rose rolled her eyes "Asha will see you anyway if you do not get put right again, so let's go." She yanked on his arm while Lily yanked on his other, he huffed and groaned but allowed himself to be dragged to the hospital wing. Lily was finally able to focus and stifle her giggles,

"Al," She stopped to hold him steady as he tripped over his feet several times. "Watch where your feet are, not whose in the hallway." She said with a hint of amusement. "Anyway, who did this to you?" She asked quietly. He exhaled deeply and launched into a story of how he got ambushed by a group of Slytherins' who were extremely angry about last night's game of Quidditch.

"You expect me to believe that you were ambushed by Slytherins?" Rose asked pointedly. "They would have done worse to you considering they lost by 200 points and you decided to harass them constantly since." Albus scoffed as he remembered they're threats and 'promises.'

"Fine!" he said exasperated. "Mclaggen."

With that one name, simultaneously, all four faces became red, three with anger and irritation, while the last was simply embarrassment.

"How did he get you this time?" Hugo shouted, earning him a smack on the head from Lily,

"Shut it will you? His ears are big enough you can whisper. Plus we are right here!" She yelled into his ear causing him to yelp and jump backward. Though he lost his balance and grabbed onto Lily's robes, only for her to go crashing down and pull Albus and Rose down landing them in a giant heap of bodies in the middle of the castle hallway.

"Hugo!" Lily yelled.

"Don't hex me! It was your fault!" he yelled back.

"Shut it!" Rose yelled.

"Hellooo! A little help would be nice if its not too much trouble!" Albus yelled from the floor.

The four were too busy arguing with each other to notice a very confused Ravenclaw prefect come round the corner to witness the mess; she jumped back suddenly and gave a small yelp. Believing her behavior to be 'foolish', she cleared her throat and pretended to smooth her robes as she glanced behind to see if anyone had seen her. She scoffed at herself and thought surely a boy strongly resembling a bat with gigantic hands and feet, angry Lily Potter, exhausted Rose Weasley and then the mess that started the whole thing, Hugo Weasley…would cause confusion and, in all honesty, a bit of horror.

"HEY!" She yelled into the crazed mess of hexes and yells. Every one stopped short, Rose standing on one foot bent over Albus who was covering his right ear due to Lily's screaming, who also had Hugo sprawled out on the floor as a result of rolling around the as she sent spell after spell at him. "What in Merlin's name is going on here!" She laughed at the site of this unfortunate family. Albus groaned and tried to hide his ears only to display his giant hands.

"Asha look away, I'm hideous!" The drama queen exclaimed.

"Oh, get a hold of yourself Albus, its not like you're a troll or anything, just get off the floor." Asha laughed, and stuck her hand out to help Rose pull Albus to his feet.

The family calmed down and made their way to the infirmary to be greeted with Madam Pomfrey, who merely sighed.

"Pomfrey! How lovely it is to see you again…and so soon…may I just say your uniform is looking exceptionally clean this fine afternoon." Albus commented, though Madam Pomfrey merely raised an eyebrow. "May I have a bed next to the window Madam Pomfrey? I absolutely adore the view." He asked politely, trying to charm her. However, he failed… miserably.

"Potter, it will not work when you've got ears bigger than your own head, now keep quiet and let me have a look at you." She quipped. "Another argument, eh, Potter? Magic is not a toy, I don't understand why you boys treat it so." She shook her head and pulled out her wand, muttered some spell that reversed the affects of McLaggen's handy work. "Now out! I have real patients to attend to. Go on!" She shoo-ed the weasley/potter clan out of her hospital.

"Now, Albus, you have some explaining to do." Asha stated as more of a commandment than anything.

"I…We.." As you can tell, Albus is a very articulate wizard, "Mclaggen." He huffed and hung his head. "This is so much more embarrassing then when my dad found out I needed glasses." He whined slightly. His family stood some feet away snickering to themselves remembering the events that led to his life sentence of wearing glasses.

-3rd year, Christmas at The Burrow-

It was a normal afternoon, the Weasley and Potter family hustling and bustling about the Burrow when Albus darted down the stairs with lavender boxers in his hands,

"Mum! Where did you find these, I've been looking everywhere for them!" he yelled, not quite aware that half his family was standing in front of him. He ran forward catching his mother in a giant hug and planting a kiss on her cheek. Everyone stood still in shock at the confusing sight.

"What are you on about, Al?" Ginny Potter asked as she made her way out of the kitchen with a cup of tea. Suddenly everyone erupted in laughter while Albus simply stood there looking utterly bewildered, slowly turning different shades of red, one darker than before. He looked back and forth between the two slightly blurry figures; he can obviously see a difference between his mother and the girl in front of him. He had just been too excited to pay any attention. The family was still lightly chuckling but Fred was still howling with laughter, James began wiping the tears from his eyes. Lucy, stood in front of Albus still quite shocked that her cousin called her 'mum' with his knickers in his hands and full on kissed her on the cheek!

"Lavander Albus? What, did they run out of pink!" Fred howled and James doubled over unable to breath from laughing so hard.

"I…" Albus struggled to string a sentence together. He had never been so embarrassed in his life. But at the site of Fred and James' foolish laughter, he mustered up his dignity, held his head up high and said "They feel exquisite, thank you very much!" he turned his back and when straight upstairs to his temporary room.

-Present Day-

"Mclaggen, Again? Just let it go Albus, you know it always ends badly, for the both of you. I thought you were intelligent? Getting even is a myth, it only results in disasters. Very avoidable disasters." She scolded him while entwining her arm through his. He pulled away from her and shook his head with an uncharacteristic scowl.

"You just don't get it do you? I need to get him back, I have too! If I don't its telling the entire school they can walk around on me. no, not just me, but my family as well!" Albus argued. Asha rolled her eyes and placed her hands on her hips. She huffed loudly with clear irritation, glaring at the boy in front of her.

"You're and arrogant fool! Just because you're in Gryffindor does not mean you have to strut around the school and hex everyone who wounds your pride!" She shouted angrily in Albus's face. He took a step back and glared at her,

"I was sorted into Gryffindor, because I have what it takes to be a Gryffindor, I know who I am. I do not strut around and hex people for the fun of it, I think you have me confused with a certain Malfoy." Albus whispered darkly and turned his back on Asha.

"Albus, I'm sorry ok, I just…I just wished you weren't so childish." She said quietly and placed a hand on his shoulder only to have him shrug it off. He whipped around and stepped away from her.

"Childish?" He said in a coarse whisper, "You think sticking up for myself and my family is, is, childish? You, Asha, certainly do not know me if you think protecting my pride is childish." And with that he spun on his heal and walk off to sulk in the quiet confinement of his dormitory. His family had been standing there in silence the whole time, watching Albus defend his actions, or rather, potential plans.. Rose ran after Albus while Lily consoled Asha. Hugo instantly became bored and decided that this was a great time for dinner; how that boy could eat at a time like this, those girl's will never understand.

A/N:Hello again! I hope this tickled your fancy just a bit, I'm terribly sorry for any mistakes of grammar/spelling or just anything really.

This was really just the set up for the story to come. I needed to establish Albus's character, in later chapters you will see ALOT more of the family.

If you could give me your honest opinion, constructive criticism is very welcome. I promise, that if you all liked this even a little bit, that what I come back with will be so much more amazing, and involving some pretty sticky situations. PLEASE, Review, i would greatly appreciate it. even to tell me what you absolutely didn't like about it.

The next chapter will be longer, funnier, and overall better!