Now that it's summer I'm going to try and finish Demon Master and get started with this one. By the way everyone is 19 pushing 20 the rookie nine that is. And now I present chapter one of Duel Candy.

Candy Girl

Sasuke shot up quickly after hearing a clatter of pots and pans. 'Probably some fangirl' Sasuke thought. Sasuke grabbed the kunai he kept in his left shoe to investigate, he's not afraid to injure a girl. Especially on that thought they could enter his house on his watch. 'For all I know it could be Naruto'. He ran, not because he was afraid but because the Uchiha manor was so large and he didn't feel like searching for some intruder all night. Realizing that no one was in the kitchen he made his way back up to his bedroom, he also thought about the possible suspects of who disturbed his rest. He'll claim his revenge later. Right when he stepped into his room, something cool and sticky met with his neck.

"Aye and who'd you be? A handsome young lad like you trying to enter me lair" came a feminine voice. The smell of candy pervaded his nose. 'Everyone knows I don't like sweets, so who is this' he continued to think while completely ignoring her question. The candy smell came closer as the female lowered her weapon and took a step forward.

"Listen 'ere boy, when I ask a question I expect" she was cut when he tapped a sensitive nerve on her neck, straight sleep. He tossed her on his bed and walked out locking the door behind him.

"I'll talk to the hokage about this…after some sleep" he said aloud then plopped onto his couch.

-8 hours later—

"Tsunade".

"That's Lady Tsunade to you, ya cocky bastard" she mumbled. She was in a drunken stupor the night before, and now she was paying for it this morning. Sasuke rolled his eyes before turning to Shizune.

"If you know how to fix this, do it now" he ordered Shizune. She nodded and ran out of the room. Sasuke looked out the window of the hokage's office, he could see his manor from there. And inside the psychotic female that smelled like candy. He then realized he had no description of her to give to the hokage. Shizune ran back inside with a large encyclopedia. He took note of this, the next time this happened he would wake up the drunken hokage himself and it would not be pretty.

"Ahh… Sasuke, how unpleasant to see you this early in the morning what can I help you with?" She asked after Shizune dropped the book on her desk. Sasuke's frown became even deeper.

"There is a crazy female in my house. I want her out" he stated.

"Okay. You know the drill Uchiha name, age, description of what she looks like. Something, anything"

"I know nothing of her. I just want her gone" Tsunade sighed. Why can't things be simple anymore or is that little ninjas just wanted to be difficult is all.

"Bring her here as soon as you can Shizune and I will take over from there" with that last note, he went straight home to retrieve the sweet smelling girl.

"It truly is a shame I didn't get a good look at you last night" he said to himself while looking at her sleeping form. She had long blue hair tied up in a ponytail with a red bandana around her head. Her white tube top stopped right beneath her breasts. Which happen to be fairly large. She had a black short skirt with red and white stripped socks, thigh high socks and black ninja boots that reached her shins. 'What the hell is this girl"? She rolled over onto her side.

'Heavy sleeper' he thought. He walked to the front of his bedroom to examine the weapon she tried to use against him. 'You have got to be fucking kidding me. A peppermint saber was in the very spot when she tried to cut off his head.

"Aright you most definitely have to go" he said out loud to himself while hoisting her on his shoulder.

That there people is the end of chapter 1.