Round and full like the moon
Stick it in the water too long and it'll become a prune
Shiny like the sun at noonday
It would turn anyone gay
Cooking booty is bae
It truly makes us say
"HEEEYOOO HEYOOO"
"HEEEEYYYYOOOOOOO"
So hot you can fry an egg
Leg leg leg, leg leg LEGGGGG
He knows it's amazing so he likes to strut
It's Link's butt