STAR VERSUS THE FORCES OF EVIL!

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Chapter 1: Vile and Bile

Marco's POV (note: I won't be changing perspectives… much)

The sun shone through my window, and I blinked unsteadily.

Saturday. No school today. For better or worse.

Saturday used to be my favorite day of the week. Then that crazy girl practically moved in with me.

Star Butterfly could be fun to hang out with at times. Other times…

It just became plain annoying.

I changed out of my pajamas and went into my normal pants and red hoodie. Then I dragged myself into the bathroom.

I really didn't want to see Star today. I didn't want to see the aftermath of my yelling at her.

I brushed my teeth as quickly as possible and then brushed my hair. Afterwards, I brushed Star's stuff off my side of the sink.

I went out of the bathroom. Just in time, too. I heard Star humming some kind of tune, and I darted to the kitchen.

My parents were gone, which wasn't a surprise because they told me they were going to do something by themselves this weekend and would be back Sunday afternoon. At first, it seemed to be fine to me, just me and Star. They had left while I was at school, and at first it was fine, just me, my best friend, and a whole bunch of laser-eyed puppies.

Then, Friday night, Star did something that made me lose it.

I tried not to think about it as I poured a bowl of cereal.

As I poured some milk, I heard Star's humming. My eyes popped out of their sockets, then my eyebrows fit themselves in a tight V.

I was like a bunny rabbit thinking about seeing Star at first. Now that there was no turning back, that rabbit grew claws, fangs, and had glowing red eyes.

And breathes fire, I thought grumpily as I slammed my bowl and milk on the table.

I went back to get a spoon and napkin, and I heard Star almost down the stairs.

You can hear her stupid humming from a mile away, I snarled in my head.

I would never forgive her for what she'd done.

Star made it to the bottom of the stairs, and I went to see her expression with a glare on my face.

She was smiling, and it made me hate her even more.

"Gooooood morning, Marco!" she greeted cheerily with impossible energy.

I scowled, grabbed a spoon out of the utensil drawer, and slammed the drawer shut. I heard the sound of silverware clanging against each other inside.

Star's smile faded slightly as she asked, "Is… everything okay?"

I almost made napkins fly everywhere by snatching a napkin off the rack.

"Don't you remember last night?" I spat.

Star froze in mid skip as she replied, "Nooooooo, I don't think so…"

I put the napkin on the table with angrily shaking hands and then dropped my spoon on the table.

My breath was shaky. I demanded, "Do you remember the mall?"

Star's smile was wiped straight off her face.

"Wait… that was an accident!" she said.

I didn't hear it. I just said, "All night, thanks to you, do you know what I've been doing all night?!"

I waited. Then I felt it all coming up my throat. I rushed over to the sink and threw up in it.

Star looked timid and small as she simply said, "Oh."

I went over to my cereal and tried to enjoy it as much as possible without puking. I didn't pay attention to Star for the next hour.

…

My lord… my lord…

Silence, Ossurus.

Of course.

And you have failed.

My lord!

…

…

Good. He's quiet now.

My lord, isn't that a bit… extensive?

No, of course not. In this cult, you either listen to Ausar the Vile, or you get killed.

Of course, your vileness.

Good. Now, what are these?

These are scissors.

So?

They open portals. To other worlds.

Show me.

…

…

…

Amazing. I'm going there.

Let us go too, my lord.

You will guard my castle.

Of course.

Actually, Chev, you've been very loyal to me. Take your two best men and come with me. Take a lead golem too.

Yes, my lord. Thank you, my lord.