AUTHOR'S NOTE: I missed writing fan fiction, so I came back! I probably
won't be able to update very often, but here's the first chapter for now!
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"Hey, what are you doing?" Jeff asked walking into the front door of the house he and Kaley shared in North Carolina.
"Packing, why don't you?" Kaley asked.
"Where are we going?" Jeff asked throwing himself on the couch.
"Don't you remember?" Jade called from the kitchen.
Jeff whispered to Kaley, "When the hell did she get here?" but Jade heard hints of a whisper and before Kaley could respond, "We're going to Washington D.C."
"Oh..right.. but we just got back from Milwaukee!" Jeff whined.
"I know, it's a vacation. I thought I told you that?" Kaley said zipping up her suitcase. "Hurry up and pack, we are leaving tomorrow morning."
"What are we doing between tonight and tomorrow?" Jeff asked curiously.
"Um, Rey should be coming over in a little bit, and then we're going to hang around. Then we'll sleep and when we wake up in the morning, we have to take a plane to Williamsburg and there Vince will have a big coach bus ready for us. When all of the superstars get there we'll drive to Washington D.C."
"Oh. Hey Jade, where's Rey right now?" Jeff asked getting up from his short-lived position on the couch.
"I made him stay home and pack his stuff." Jade said laughing. "Why?"
"I wanted to see if it was possible to play volleyball with skittles."
"Really?! I want to!! Let's go in the backyard and see!!!" Kaley said, dashing into the kitchen and opening a large cupboard. Out spilled thousands of Skittles, and a rumbling sound emitted from the noise of them hitting the floor. "Oh fuck!"
Jeff, who was in another room in the house, could not see the kitchen floor, so he called out. "What happened?"
"Come see..." Kaley said, then jumped into the pile of skittles on the floor.
"Help!" Jade said, waving a hand from the corner; some of her long blondish hair was just barely visible, but the rest of her was under water- er, Skittles, that is.. Apparently she had been knocked off her feet by the tidal wave but Kaley was still standing- up to her chest in Skittles.
"Hey Jeff... can you call Rey and get him over here to dig me out?" the muffled voice of Jade asked carefully.
"Why not eat your way out?" Kaley asked, already in the process of doing so herself.
"If this were a mound of Doritos it would be different."
"True, it'd be very different. All of them would be broken because you weigh too much." Jeff said simply.
"Thanks. Howabout calling Rey? Please?" Jade said, moving around.. her body heat was starting to make the Skittles melt and they were becoming quite sticky. "Help!! I can't move!! This is really sad. I'm going to DIE, Jeff, because you are being mean and won't get me out!"
"Jeff, Jade obviously doesn't know how to eat Skittles properly...if you don't help her out, I will not have any more skittle sex with you!" Kaley said amidst chewing Skittles.
Jeff immediately bolted into the room. "What do you need help with?"
"Um.. get me out..." Jade said waving her hand again.
Jeff called Rey and told him to bring all of his stuff that he might be taking on the trip, they might be here a while. As soon as he arrived, they both set to work eating all of the Skittles until they got to Jade. Before they did, Kaley freed herself and joined them. It took them about four hours.
"Wooo!!! I'm hyper!!!!!! Hyper hyper hyper! Let's play Skittle volleyball now!!" Kaley said bouncing around the room. She hit her head on the ceiling when she tried bouncing on the couch, a feat not easily accomplished thanks to her short stature.
"Yeah, come on Rey, let's play! The sun will be up for two more hours!" Jeff said and joined Kaley on the couch. Rey was already running around the kitchen, his feet gradually picking up more and more stickiness. After a few minutes, Rey realized they had been talking to him.
"What do you do?" Rey said; Jade fell off her chair where she had been mopping the stickiness off herself with a rag.
Helping herself up, Jade suggested, "Why don't we go swimming, before the mosquitoes get bad, and then we can play volleyball with skittles...hey wouldn't that be Skittle-ball?"
"Oh all right." Jeff said and both of them jumped of the couch. Everyone went to change into their suits.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Jeff screeched and jumped over the side of the pool into it; Kaley soon followed.
"Did you bring any skittles out here?" Kaley said romantically, moving closer to him.
"No...I didn't know there were any left."
"There are always spares in the refridgerator, remember?"
"Oh yeah." he said then began shouting towards the house, "Hey Rey, or Jade, could you get some skittles out of the refridgerator and bring them out here?!"
Silence.
"What do you think they are doing in there?" Kaley asked quietly.
"I don't know.. Do you?" Jeff asked.
"Not really. Try yelling again."
"Ok." he said then cupped his hands around his mouth. "JAAAAAAAAAADEEEE OR REEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!
"Ok, we'll be out there in a few minutes!" Jade shouted back.
"It only took them a few minutes. Were those some delay reaction skittles or what?" Kaley commented, laughing silently to herself.
The skittles were brought, and Rey found some Doritos. They enjoyed themselves in the pool until the sun went down, then Jeff began setting up the volleyball net.
"What if they go through the net?" Rey asked.
"Uh, if you don't hit it then the other person that hit it through the net gets points." Jeff answered. "There. Let's play now."
"Ok. It' me and Jade against you two, ok?" Rey said.
"Duh!" Kaley said and served the...skittle. "Point!" She exclaimed triumphantly.
"What?" Jade said dumbly, "I didn't see anything!"
"Me either." Jeff said.
"I saw Kaley hit something but I couldn't see where it went." Rey said shrugging.
"It's seems to me that hitting it would be called skittle abuse!" Jade exclaimed, "This game cannot continue! It's a crime against humanity! Totally insane and crazy! You can't hurt Skittles!"
"Calm down Jade, it is going to be ALL RIGHT... I promise." Rey said consolingly, grabbing her arm to get her to stop running around.
"Oh my God! You're right! Actually..both of you are," Kaley said laughing, "We can't see anything, AND we are abusing the Skittles. Maybe we should just go to bed...You'd like that as much as me, right Jeff?" Kaley asked with a grin.
"Ok, good idea. Let's get inside. I don't want to get bitten to shit by mosquitoes." Jade said, then laughed at her words; who could forget Big Show being sprayed by diarrhea on Smackdown!? "See you guys in the morning. Have fun," she said winking, "Let's go Rey."
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So I'm a bit rusty with the story-writing, lol. Please REVIEW, so I know what you think of the story and whatever. Thank you very much!
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"Hey, what are you doing?" Jeff asked walking into the front door of the house he and Kaley shared in North Carolina.
"Packing, why don't you?" Kaley asked.
"Where are we going?" Jeff asked throwing himself on the couch.
"Don't you remember?" Jade called from the kitchen.
Jeff whispered to Kaley, "When the hell did she get here?" but Jade heard hints of a whisper and before Kaley could respond, "We're going to Washington D.C."
"Oh..right.. but we just got back from Milwaukee!" Jeff whined.
"I know, it's a vacation. I thought I told you that?" Kaley said zipping up her suitcase. "Hurry up and pack, we are leaving tomorrow morning."
"What are we doing between tonight and tomorrow?" Jeff asked curiously.
"Um, Rey should be coming over in a little bit, and then we're going to hang around. Then we'll sleep and when we wake up in the morning, we have to take a plane to Williamsburg and there Vince will have a big coach bus ready for us. When all of the superstars get there we'll drive to Washington D.C."
"Oh. Hey Jade, where's Rey right now?" Jeff asked getting up from his short-lived position on the couch.
"I made him stay home and pack his stuff." Jade said laughing. "Why?"
"I wanted to see if it was possible to play volleyball with skittles."
"Really?! I want to!! Let's go in the backyard and see!!!" Kaley said, dashing into the kitchen and opening a large cupboard. Out spilled thousands of Skittles, and a rumbling sound emitted from the noise of them hitting the floor. "Oh fuck!"
Jeff, who was in another room in the house, could not see the kitchen floor, so he called out. "What happened?"
"Come see..." Kaley said, then jumped into the pile of skittles on the floor.
"Help!" Jade said, waving a hand from the corner; some of her long blondish hair was just barely visible, but the rest of her was under water- er, Skittles, that is.. Apparently she had been knocked off her feet by the tidal wave but Kaley was still standing- up to her chest in Skittles.
"Hey Jeff... can you call Rey and get him over here to dig me out?" the muffled voice of Jade asked carefully.
"Why not eat your way out?" Kaley asked, already in the process of doing so herself.
"If this were a mound of Doritos it would be different."
"True, it'd be very different. All of them would be broken because you weigh too much." Jeff said simply.
"Thanks. Howabout calling Rey? Please?" Jade said, moving around.. her body heat was starting to make the Skittles melt and they were becoming quite sticky. "Help!! I can't move!! This is really sad. I'm going to DIE, Jeff, because you are being mean and won't get me out!"
"Jeff, Jade obviously doesn't know how to eat Skittles properly...if you don't help her out, I will not have any more skittle sex with you!" Kaley said amidst chewing Skittles.
Jeff immediately bolted into the room. "What do you need help with?"
"Um.. get me out..." Jade said waving her hand again.
Jeff called Rey and told him to bring all of his stuff that he might be taking on the trip, they might be here a while. As soon as he arrived, they both set to work eating all of the Skittles until they got to Jade. Before they did, Kaley freed herself and joined them. It took them about four hours.
"Wooo!!! I'm hyper!!!!!! Hyper hyper hyper! Let's play Skittle volleyball now!!" Kaley said bouncing around the room. She hit her head on the ceiling when she tried bouncing on the couch, a feat not easily accomplished thanks to her short stature.
"Yeah, come on Rey, let's play! The sun will be up for two more hours!" Jeff said and joined Kaley on the couch. Rey was already running around the kitchen, his feet gradually picking up more and more stickiness. After a few minutes, Rey realized they had been talking to him.
"What do you do?" Rey said; Jade fell off her chair where she had been mopping the stickiness off herself with a rag.
Helping herself up, Jade suggested, "Why don't we go swimming, before the mosquitoes get bad, and then we can play volleyball with skittles...hey wouldn't that be Skittle-ball?"
"Oh all right." Jeff said and both of them jumped of the couch. Everyone went to change into their suits.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Jeff screeched and jumped over the side of the pool into it; Kaley soon followed.
"Did you bring any skittles out here?" Kaley said romantically, moving closer to him.
"No...I didn't know there were any left."
"There are always spares in the refridgerator, remember?"
"Oh yeah." he said then began shouting towards the house, "Hey Rey, or Jade, could you get some skittles out of the refridgerator and bring them out here?!"
Silence.
"What do you think they are doing in there?" Kaley asked quietly.
"I don't know.. Do you?" Jeff asked.
"Not really. Try yelling again."
"Ok." he said then cupped his hands around his mouth. "JAAAAAAAAAADEEEE OR REEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!
"Ok, we'll be out there in a few minutes!" Jade shouted back.
"It only took them a few minutes. Were those some delay reaction skittles or what?" Kaley commented, laughing silently to herself.
The skittles were brought, and Rey found some Doritos. They enjoyed themselves in the pool until the sun went down, then Jeff began setting up the volleyball net.
"What if they go through the net?" Rey asked.
"Uh, if you don't hit it then the other person that hit it through the net gets points." Jeff answered. "There. Let's play now."
"Ok. It' me and Jade against you two, ok?" Rey said.
"Duh!" Kaley said and served the...skittle. "Point!" She exclaimed triumphantly.
"What?" Jade said dumbly, "I didn't see anything!"
"Me either." Jeff said.
"I saw Kaley hit something but I couldn't see where it went." Rey said shrugging.
"It's seems to me that hitting it would be called skittle abuse!" Jade exclaimed, "This game cannot continue! It's a crime against humanity! Totally insane and crazy! You can't hurt Skittles!"
"Calm down Jade, it is going to be ALL RIGHT... I promise." Rey said consolingly, grabbing her arm to get her to stop running around.
"Oh my God! You're right! Actually..both of you are," Kaley said laughing, "We can't see anything, AND we are abusing the Skittles. Maybe we should just go to bed...You'd like that as much as me, right Jeff?" Kaley asked with a grin.
"Ok, good idea. Let's get inside. I don't want to get bitten to shit by mosquitoes." Jade said, then laughed at her words; who could forget Big Show being sprayed by diarrhea on Smackdown!? "See you guys in the morning. Have fun," she said winking, "Let's go Rey."
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So I'm a bit rusty with the story-writing, lol. Please REVIEW, so I know what you think of the story and whatever. Thank you very much!