Here's something short and sweet! :3

2 Chapters since I thought up of having a chapter of calming her down.

This idea Samuel had was pretty damn sneaky, he was to do something to make his wife scream, and possibly shout in shock! His plan? To scare the living shit out of Ash!

Scaring the punk rocker had to be the most ridiculous thing he ever had to do! But, lucky for him... he knew how to do it!

He was going to scare her with a video he found just the other day, it was a meme from the song "All Star", by Smash Mouth. someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME! This video was perfect for scaring the shit out of... anyone!

To top it off, he was gonna play it next to her ears, despite the possibility of her ears bleeding, and getting treatme-, NO! Bleeding ears were something Samuel KNEW how to fix. "HA HA HA! I'm SO mischievous!" Samuel thought with a grin on his face.

"Can't wait to see her reaction!" Samuel tried hard not to laugh, but couldn't hold it, and he burst out laughing! Unfortunately, Ash heard, not his plan, but the laughter. "What is going on here?" Those familiar words, once used when, you all know what happened! "Uh... nothing?" Samuel tried to retaliate. "K then, I'm about to put Scarlett to sleep. If I don't see you again, then have a good night." Ash said.

Samuel was just about to devise his plan!

"Good night" Samuel said. And she shut his door.

"K, now how am I gonna do this? I don't wanna make it obvious." Samuel instantly said.

10 minutes later...

He thought up of something.

Step 1, When he wakes up, play the same video, pause at 30 seconds.

Step 2, He needs to wait until Scarlett does her morning cries, this is about 10 minutes before Ash woke up, if no cries were heard, just go on with it.

Step 3, Sneak to Ash's bedroom (They're gonna get a 2 person bed soon)

Step 4, Place device on her ears

Step 5, Play video, SCARING HER!

"Wow, that plan I thought up was so good, and so sneaky! I can't wait to see her reaction!" Samuel said quietly.

Then he waited anxiously for the next morning. He DIDN'T think he would need to calm her in ANY way!

The next morning...

This was it, 8 A.M., the hour before Ash woke up, 50 minutes until this plan takes action. To pass the time, he played some Cards Against Humanity online.

8:50 A.M., no cries from her, was she deep asleep? "Guys, gotta go, see y'all later!" Samuel said

"IT'S TIME!" Samuel yelled quietly.

Well, that didn't take long to reach her bedroom, but it sure was a damn hard task, Scarlett needed changing, and so she tried to get him to even start this, "Chanhe ma?" Scarlett was trying to say (Remember, she's 15 days old).

"Not now" Samuel retaliated, and just went to Ash. Not caring about whatever happened. The video was ready.

Quietly opening the door, he put the phones to her ears, and, to make things better, he taped them!

ALRIGHT, now that it was 8:55, he could do it. He had a button that controlled the phones.

It was at that moment, he pressed said button!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Was Ash's response, "SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME, I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!"

He just burst out laughing! "Oh damn! I got her... GOOD!"

Only to realize, this probably wasn't the best idea. As soon as he pressed to stop, a whole shit-load of things happened.

For one, Ash's body was shaky to the touch. Second, she was hyperventilating, and to top it all off... her ears were bleeding!

"DAMN IT! I KNEW something was bound to go wrong!" Samuel said to one's self.

"You alright?" Samuel tried, but Ash didn't respond.

"Ash? Ash?" And fell on her pillow, eyes closed. She just fainted, due to hyperventilation and being scared

To be continued...