This is my first story, hope you enjoy it! There will be some swearing and explicit sex scenes, in the future, but this is the first chapter, so I'll try to not go overboard.

(Rated M- for safety)

Chapter 1

This was not how Adrien had planned. In fact it was exactly the opposite, he had specifically asked his best man that we would not have to go through with something like- like this.

'Nino... what are you doing...' He sighed, exasperated. He had just came back from another dreadfully long photo shoot with the mayors daughter, and his fiancé, Chloé Bourgeois, before being practically thrown into the car and hushed with answers like 'Don't worry, you'll love this'.

'Dude, lighten up' Nino laughed 'It'll get better when we get to the Miraculous'.

'The what?' Adrien was certain he had heard the name before, but couldn't pinpoint where or what it was.

His supposed best friend chuckled again 'You'll see' he winked.

You see, his childhood friend had a tendency to take whatever Adrien said and completely fuck it over, so of course, when I asked for there to not be any stag-do's, or clubs or celebrating a marriage that he was so reluctant about, the DJ had to do exactly that.

After a couple more minutes of Adrien silently huffing in the backseat, the car slowed into a large, sleek building, rimmed with fluorescent white lights and topped off a with neon sign with a ladybug saying 'Miraculous'.

Adrien now certain in what this... establishment was, became hesitant to participate in the pre-wedding ritual.

'Nino, I can't go into a strip club, if this gets wind to the press I'll be screwed'

And if Adrien had ever seen such a smug Nino face, this was that time.

'That's why you're gonna wear this mask' Nino stated proudly as if this was his greatest accomplishment

He shoved it into Adriens chest, along with an assortment of other items to 'complete' the look.

As the blonde sighed, hoping to have had an excuse to not attend to his bachelor party, he noticed that in the cluster of items there were... cat ears?

Oh.

Oh FUCK no.

'Nino'

'Yes?' Nino's couldn't even try to contain his shit eating grin.

'I fucking hate you'

'Relax, all of us will be wear them' The DJ (Not really) reassured.

Knowing that he wouldn't be able to avoid this, with a grimace started to put on the pieces of attire.

Which included the surprisingly realistic cat ears, the skin like mask and the... bell choker.

Oughta complete the look after all.

The cosplay paired up with the disheveled hair and black leather jacket made him look like, well, an alley cat.

Adrien had never wished for his death so much.

Being practically booted out the car, he glanced over at Nino's outfit, a red bubble jacket and a light blue mask.

Which was fine before he started chanting out his codename 'The Bubbler'.

'Come on dude, were already late!' Nino said, extremely eager to go inside.

He sighed before pacing to the entrance, a revolving door, before Nino pulled at his belt, loosening it at the back.

'No homo, no homo, just want to give you more of a cattish flair' He grinned almost sheepishly.

Adrien, now thinking of various ways he could kill his ex-best friend, decided that he should just get this night over with.

He'll never be back here after all.