Miztress D: Ok, I'll skip the little intro crap. This is only my second story so be nice bitches. :P Oh yeah and read my other Inuyasha story: State of Perfection.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any charcter associated with Inuyasha. Nor do I own T-pain's song "I'm N luv wit a stripper" :P. I do however own this fanfic. Now, READ.
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The base pumped even through his veins as he entered the club. Inuyasha moved uncomfortably through the crowd as he tried to find his friend. He glanced nervously at the girls surrounding him. Most of them wore little more than frilly underwear. Others wore shirts and pants mutilated at the breast and ass region.
"Miroku, I swear I'm going to kill you when I find you." Inuyasha muttered under his breath. He remembered all to well how he had come to end up here. It was a late October afternoon when he and his closest friends had been drinking coffee at a local Tim Hortons.
"I have an idea. Let's play truth or dare." Said Ayame. She was bored and decided it was something to do. Inuyasha and Miroku had laughed at the idea.
"Come on. It's just for fun. One little game won't hurt." Sango had said. Oh how wrong she had been. The boys eventually became keen on the idea. One by one they dared and weaseled the truth out of each other. It was very amusing. Without warning Koga suddenly appeared at their side.
"What are you kids playing? May I join in?" he asked. A mutual tension rose from the group. Koga brought nothing but trouble wherever he went but they couldn't deny him for fear of…his older brother. In the end they had let him play. When it was his turn to truth or dare Inuyasha everyone fell silent. The two were known for their uh…hatred of each other.
"Ok mutt truth or dare?" asked Koga. Inuyasha's blood boiled but he stayed cool.
"Truth." He said. No way was he letting this guy dare him to do something stupid. A smile appeared on Koga's face.
"Well seeing as you are the biggest and most nerdiest dork ever to hit the school scene I must know. Have you been fucked?"
Inuyasha froze. He was stunned and caught off guard at the question. He regained his composure and straightened his glasses to sit better on his nose. (A/N: LMAFO. Inuyasha wearing glasses?)
"What exactly are you asking?" said Inuyasha. He didn't like this one bit.
"Are you fucking deaf or something? Have you been fucked? Have you done some cherry popping? ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN DAMMIT?" yelled Koga. People turned around to look at them. Sango and Ayame coughed and looked away. Miroku tried to hide an escaping chuckle. Inuyasha looked at his friends for help but they all looked away. He was all alone.
"Well er, ahem, see I…uh…No. No I haven't…erm, I haven't had intercourse yet. Yes…uh, eh, I am still a virgin. Ahem." Mumbled Inuyasha. Koga wore a smug expression. Everyone already knew that Inuyasha had never lost his virginity even if he was 19 going on 20. Miroku coughed loudly and everyone's attention turned to him.
"Well that was uh…ok lets not play anymore." He said quietly. Koga frowned.
"Aw. No fair. I wanted to dare dog boy." He whined. Inuyasha looked at the ground and clenched his teeth.
"Don't say anything Yasha." He told himself. Koga fixed his gaze on him.
"Ok mutt I dare you to lose your virginity in exactly 1 month." He said. Everyone's head snapped up to attention as an eerie silence filled their circle.
"You can't dare me. You already had your turn." Said Inuyasha weakly. Something told him that Koga was going to have his way no matter what.
"So? Or are you just too afraid?"
Inuyasha's blood boiled. Everyone at school was already mean enough to him but now Koga was just rubbing it in and it hurt. It hurt a lot.
"No. I'm not afraid. I just don't want to." He mumbled while looking away. He could feel Koga's cruel smile dancing on his equally cruel face.
"Oh so dog boy wants to be a virgin for the rest of his life. Boo hoo. I'll make a bet with you. If you lose your virginity in 1 month or less then I'll pay you 500 hundred dollars and give you 2 jewel shards." Snickered Koga. He was sure Inuyasha would never be able to do it so when he accepted the challenge it surprised Koga even more.
"Alright fine. I'll do it." Said Inuyasha. By now Sango and Ayame were staring at him wide eyed and Miroku's mouth was hanging open. No offence but Inuyasha was not exactly the most attractive looking guy in the world. His long unruly hair hung below his waist in a fit of knots and split ends. His big round glasses obscured anyone's glance at his eyes. His bangs didn't help much either. Over the years Inuyasha had stopped cutting it and now it was at least up to his nose. The clothes he wore were even worse. No one had any idea how he was going to get laid so they all just shut up.
"But," began Koga "If you lose then you have to pay me 500 hundred dollars and 2 jewel shards."
Inuyasha thought about it. He only owned 1 jewel shard and that was given to him by his mother so there was no way he was going to hand it over to Koga. But in that small moment of insanity he accepted the challenge. Now here he was at an unknown club looking for his friend. He had forgotten his glasses so he could barely see. As he bumped into people he said "Excuse me" or "Sorry" but no one really cared. Inuyasha gave up after an hour and went over to the bar.
"Whaddaya want kid?" asked the bartender.
"Just some juice please." He yelled over the music. He wasn't a drinker and he wasn't about to become one. The bartender looked at him funny.
"Are ya joking cus it ain't funny." He said. Inuyasha shook his head. The guy laughed.
"Hey Marty this kid wants a juice please. Ha ha. Whip him up a sex on the beach or a slippery nipple. No actually make him a batch of my special drink." Yelled the bartender over to his friend. Inuyasha looked down nervously. The guy had made fun of him and he didn't even know him. He felt like crying. In a matter of minutes a bubbily blue tinted drink appeared in front of him. It was huge.
"Here take some of these with it. You'll have one hell of a time." Said the bartender and passed two small white pills across the table. He stared at Inuyasha as he tentatively took them. He knew they were some type of drug and he didn't do drugs.
"Uh thanks." He mumbled and looked away again. He could feel the man's eyes on him so he took a sip of the drink. It tasted cool and sweet. He liked it so he drank some more. Before he knew it he had finished the whole thing and was asking for more. 3 glasses later his head was buzzing and he felt agitated. He had taken the pills by accident and he didn't know what was going on. At some point he sauntered up to a table where a stripper was strip teasing some guy. She was pretty but Inuyasha wasn't into her. Table after table he looked at all the different strippers.
Some had red hair others had brown. Some wore itty bitty bikinis others wore nothing at all. As Inuyasha turned around a cloud of colors engulfed him. He felt overjoyed and mellow at the same time. It was probably the first time in his life when he had felt some form of happiness. A whirlwind of black hair caught his attention. To his right was a beautiful woman. She was on a table dancing around a pole. She seemed to be calling to him with her body actions. He staggered to her table and watched, entranced.
She moved with grace unlike any other girl he had seen. The way she worked that pole was amazing. Her long and slender frame seemed to twist and turn into a million ways. Her face wasn't caked with make-up like the other girls. She was a natural beauty. She was young and vibrant. Inuyasha wanted her and all of her. He swayed with the music and watched as she did her tricks. Inuyasha looked around and saw other guys stuffing money in her thong and bra. He had no idea what he was doing and before he knew it he had already given her up to 60 bucks. She winked at him and he smiled. Soon she finished up on the table and came down. Inuyasha followed her to the backstage dressing room.
"What's your name?" he yelled at her. She jumped and turned around, surprised.
"Oh it's just you." She sighed.
"Who did you think I was?"
"I thought you were- never mind. Anyway what did you say?"
"I asked you what your name was."
"Call me Kandy."
Inuyasha shook his head.
"What's your real name?"
The girl stared at him funny for such a long time he grew nervous. He could see little stars around her head like a halo. Inuyasha shook his head. That drink had done something to him.
"Why do you wanna know?" she finally whispered. He shrugged.
"Just 'cause."
"My name is Kagome but really call me Kandy." She smiled. He smiled back at her.
"Catch ya later kid." She said and brushed his bangs to the side of his face. She kissed his cheek and vanished backstage. Inuyasha wandered out of there and onto the dance floor with a goofy grin on his face. He liked that girl. The buzz in his head grew louder and everything seemed to blur. The beat of the music vibrated in his body and he began to move. In a matter of minutes he was dancing along with everyone else. At some point he managed to find Miroku.
"So? See anyone you wanna fuck?" asked his friend. Inuyasha smiled but said nothing.
"Would you believe me if I said I'm in love with a stripper?"
Miroku laughed.
"Aren't we all." He replied.
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Author's Note: Ok yesh end of chapter one. Hope you like it. It's kinda short but I'm busy with other stuff so yah. Anyway I'm going on a road trip for a while (2 days) and when I get back I expect at least 5 or more reviews. If I don't then you're going to be facing one angry fanfic writer who won't update until next year. Oh yeah and for all my fansI'm changing my name from Miztress D to Smexy Bitz. Ok? Alright. Review now.