Title: The Problem with the One Hundred Acre Wood
Rating:
R for mature content
Spoilers: None
Summary: Why
Eeyore is always so gloomy and what he considers to be the problem of
the One Hundred Acre Wood. 100 word drabble.
Disclaimer:
Eeyore, all other characters, and the One Hundred Acre Wood are ©
& TM A. A. Milne and are used without permission. No copyright
infringement is intended, and no monetary profit is made from this
story.
The trouble with the One Hundred Acre Wood is that I never get any. Pooh and Piglet are always together. Tigger constantly bounces Rabbit, and he only fusses when there's some one else around. Even Owl has Gopher, and Roo's got Lumpy. But there's not any one for me. That's why they always forget about little, old me. I don't have any one. I never have and never will. That's the problem with the One Hundred Acre Wood: there's not enough to go around. But no matter how desperate I get, I'll be damned if I'm going to do Kanga!
The End