Stewie Griffin threw on a dress and heels then slipped his gun ray into his g-string. Sam laughed so hard tears came to her eyes, her phone vibrated in her left pocket , as she looked at the screen her heart stopped, then sped up. She took a calming breath, then answered,"Hey Fredaluape, need me to castrate the crazy dog you call a mother?"
"Can you ever just say hey?"he said with a laugh in his voice. He'd gotten used to Sam being Sam a long time ago.
"So what do you want Fredork? I'm really busy doing nothing."
"I'm at the Groovy Smoothie, working on some new software and I noticed there's a new Fried Chicken-Mango flavored smoothie, and I thought you might be interested in …...Sam? You there?"
As soon as Sam heard the words Fried Chicken and smoothie she was hooked. She dropped her phone on her pocket, grabbed her house keys and ran over to the Groovy Smoothie.
As she burst through the doors Freddie sat down with two smoothies and two burger and fries combos. He hadn't noticed her come in so she took a moment, to stare at him. The way he typed at his keyboard, the way he typed at his keyboard? What was she thinking? She shook her head, then quickly made her way to his table. As she approached him he smiled, his smile caused her heart to flutter and caused her to smile in return. She sat down and pulled the Fried Chicken-Mango Smoothie to her lips, and drank deeply.
"Mhmmm, this is heaven. T-Bo's a genius! What are you working on again?" Sam sighed happily with a smile on her lips, while turning his laptop towards her. As she scanned the screen, Freddie stared at her, perplexed. Sam's thoughts went into overdrive, Why is he staring at me?Do I have something on my face? Did he notice me staring at him earlier? What if he thinks I like him or something? As these thoughts raced around her mind her face stayed placid.
"What are you looking at nub?" I asked turning to him.
"Your actually really smart aren't you? " He asked not breaking eye contact.
Sam faltered and almost choked on her smoothie. She did not see that coming.
"What are you talking about? I'm not a nerd like you..." She argued but stopped when a smile crept onto his features.
"Shut up Fredweirdo!"
"I didn't say anything!" He said chuckling. Sam took another sip of her smoothie, as T-Bo came up to their table.
"You guys wanna buy some bagels?"
"T-Bo!" They both exclaimed.
"What? I'm just a regular guy trying to bring the joy of bagels to the world...for 5$ a stick"He said as he walked away.
"I'm only going to let that go because you made this delicious smoothie!" Sam called after him.
Freddie laughed then pulled his laptop back to continue his work. "Your lucky I love you or I'd never out up with you" He chortled.
Sam began to laugh too then froze. "W-what?"
He stopped typing a shocked look on his face, "Did I just say that out loud?"
Sam couldn't process what she just heard, Freddie's in love with her?
