A Comedy of Errors: Put into a Blender with the Flock.

By: William Shakespear and James Patterson, Mashed together into a brilliant new work by: My brain.

This story follows the plot laid down centuries ago by the esteemed William Shakespeare. James Patterson supplied the characters and I subtracted the wings, most evil scientists, took a blender and went to work. Essentially two sets of identical twins are separated at birth and never learn about the other. Until one day they come across each other and there are many misadventures (and love trianlges) that follow.

Although the main plot is the play "A Comedy of Errors" there are many additions and subtractions to make this story different. I must admit that I invented one non-Patterson canon member and put her into the story. Her role will be kept to a minimal as she is mostly a place holder.

Another note is that this not officially a crossover because no one had ever done a Comedy of Errors before and I had no clue how to make one.

Also...I must admit, my guidlines for this story is a childrens adapted version of the Comedy of Errors. I have read the play in its entirety (my mom paid me 100$ to read everything by Shakespear when i was 12...yes...i once was a homeschooler) but the children's eddition is so much easier to read and understand.

So anyway...I hope you all have a sublime day!

Scientist of Colorado, Jeb Batchelder. The man was worried, and he had good reason. His wife and their two sets of, tiny, twin, baby girls were on a small airplane in a very big storm. Jeb sorely wished he had not taken them with him on this airplane ride. But he had a meeting in Southern California and Valencia, his wife, had wanted to come along. She had friends there and didn't want to stay home alone with the four infants. The extra twins were a sad enough story. One pair, Maximum and Maya were Jeb and Valencia's legitimate children, while the second set, Ellie and Eleanor had been adopted. Their parents had been cousins of Valencia and had died in a car accident.

Jeb wished he was near Valencia so he could reach out and hold her hand. But he was sitting across the isle from her. He was surprised how the four babies slept without noticing the turbulence or raging storm. Jeb felt a little envious, he wished he could sleep through this and wake up happily in California.

But Jeb didn't wake up happily in California.

He woke up in a hospital.

Jeb couldn't remember anything.

The nurse told him the storm had forced the pilot to land the plane, but it hadn't been a good landing. Apparently Jeb was found out side the plane holding two baby girls. Many of the passengers had escaped the plane before it exploded. They believed after the explosion of the plane Jeb had been knocked over and hit his head. The fall had caused him to lose most of his memory. Fortunately, the baby girls he was carrying were fine.

Jeb was told that his wife and two other children had not been found.

The man was heartbroken.

But he put his life back together for the two girls he had with him.

Unfortunately, he did not know which twins he had ended up with.

So he named the older twin Maximum and called her Maya for short. The younger girl was named Eleanor but called Ellie for short.

Jeb never could bring himself to tell his two beautiful daughters what had happened to their mother and respective twin.

And he never knew what really had happened to his dear wife and children…

Valencia had watched the plane explode and was positive her husband had been inside. In horror and sadness she took the two girls she had escaped with and fled. She couldn't face reporters or government officials asking her questions.

"Goodbye Jeb. And Maya and Ellie" She had whispered before running. Valencia had not hit her head (and of course was the mother) and knew very well which twins were which. She had Maximum and Eleanor. She later nicknamed the girls Max and Ella.

She moved to a small town in Arizona to live with her mother and raise the girls.

Valencia could never bring herself to tell her two beautiful daughters what had happened to father and respective twin.

And so the four girls grew up. Each was wonderful, unique and completely unaware that they had an identical twin.