40k The Sitcom
Somewhere in the depths of Warp...
Khorne, Tzeentch and Nurgle sit table.
Slaanesh enters...
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I had a long night" Slaanesh says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I kill you with my sword!" Khorne says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Guis be reasonable" Tzeentch says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I love all creatures in the universe and beyond" Nurgle says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"You are an idiot Nurgle" Tzeentch says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Don't insult my friend, I will kill you for that" Khorne says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I'm protected by magic" Tzeentch says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Curses!" Khorne says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
Suddenly out of nowhere his Imperial Majesy Holy Emperor ov Mankind walks in...
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I came to marry Slaanesh cause we are in luv!" Emperor says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Is that true" Tzeentch says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Y... y... es, it's k... k... kinda true... " Slaanesh says with shy voice.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"You vile traitor, I will kill you for this" Khorne says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"You never kill anyone, you are just wannabee tough guy" Tzeentch says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I will kill you for this" Khorne says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
Nothing happens...
"See!" Tzeentch says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I will perform Imperial Rap to seduce Slaanesh!" Emperor says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
Imperial RAP begins:
"I am human and proud of eet
I will not take this xeno shit
I am human and proud of it
I wull not take this daemon shit
No water, no food suplis
living in the Imperial paradise
And I been purging and cleansing
for so long even Emperor thinks
my mind is gone!
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
purgin xenos once and twice
living in the Imperial paradise
Purge the xenos coming straight from the underground
A young human got it bad cause I'm Imperial
No water, no food suplis
living in the Imperial paradise
And I been purging and cleansing
for so long even Emperor thinks
my mind is gone!
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
purgin xenos once and twice
living in the Imperial paradise
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
purgin xenos once and twice
living in the Imperial paradise
Purge the xenos coming straight from the underground
A young human got it bad cause I'm Imperial
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
purgin xenos once and twice
living in the Imperial paradise
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
Cant stand the mons of life
living in the Imperial paradise
purgin xenos once and twice
living in the Imperial paradise" Emperor says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"That was impressive" Nurgle says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Thanks you filthy warpspawn" Emperor says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"You are too kind" Nurgle says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
Then Emperor suddenly realizes he wants to marry Nurgle instead.
"Will you marry me, Nurgle" Emperor says, with stars in his eyes.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Of course dawg!" Nurgle says full of love.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
Than they live...
Slaanesh starts crying.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"Sometimes I want to kill myself" Tzeentch says.
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
"I know how you feel"
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.
THE END
"HAHAHAHAHA" Audience says.