The thoughts belong to ILUVBEYBLADE, ANIMEQUEEN48 and me ZEKESBABE during a roleplay that filled our boredom. Sadly we don't even have the savings combined to buy the Beyblade characters. Also quite sadly we don't make profit from this to add to our "Buy the Beyblade" Trust Fund.

The Randomness Of Some Of The Beyblade Cast When Some Bored Authoresses Get Together And Role-play

"Ok, ok! I'll meet you online in a few minutes!" Max slammed the phone down in a sugar-high craze. His mother had told him a few minutes ago that she wanted him off the phone so as to stop wasting her phone bill. The Tate family did however, have Internet Broadband so Max and his mother had compromised, go onto MSN Messenger which was included in the monthly payments instead of costing thousands of dollars, as the hyper teen was likely to do, over the phone.

Max raced up to his room and switched on his brand new pc. Drumming his fingers against the desktop impatiently, he waited for it to load up. Instantly he opened the Windows Live Messenger window and set his status to Appear Offline before signing in, so that he could change his MSN name before chatting to his contacts, as was his newly found habit since Tyson had taught him the intricacies of chatting online.

As soon as he was happy with his Display Name he clicked his name and set his status to online. Immediately Tyson's window popped up. As always Tyson launched straight into random beyblade topics. All of a sudden he stopped and sent an email address. Max questioned it but Tyson's only answer was to add the owner of said email address into Max's contacts.

As a pop-up appeared on his screen Max rolled his eyes at Tyson's antics and clicked onto Raul's window. Apologising for cutting their telephone conversation short Max and Raul started discussing things at home. When the topic of Tyson came up Max flicked back to Tyson's window, feeling disappointed that his friend had gone offline without saying goodbye. The email address however, lingered in bright green letters. A quick discussion with Raul and Max added the new contact. Discovering the person was online they were added into his and Raul's conversation.

..::MSN CONVO::..

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Hello?

Dranzermaster says

What?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Kai?

Dranzermaster says

What?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

YOU even have MSN?

Dranzermaster says

yeah? so?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

laughs

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

dies of shock HE HAS MSN, EVERYONE!!!

Dranzermaster says

fuck off

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Sourpuss

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Meanie much...

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Laughs

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Don't swaer!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

swear

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

You think He'l Listen?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

glares

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

... no?

Dranzermaster says

if it wasn't for tala i wouldnt even bother being on this contraption. how the fuck did you get my msn address?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

lol

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Um...

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Rei?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!!

We shall never tell!! Tysonitwasallhisfaultdon'tkillus

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says (20:35):

Rofl

Dranzermaster says

fucking tyson. well dont talk to me!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

sings talk talk talk talk talk

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Lol

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Don't tick him off!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

He knows where you live you know!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

looks astonished oh yeah!!

Dranzermaster says

shouldn't you two be training anyway?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

...yes

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

No

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

I just got OFF

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

I had to get away from Julia and Mao

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

shudders

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

laughs

Dranzermaster says

the pink fuzzball? what the fuck is she doing with your sister?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Don't...

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Ask...

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Girls are fun to talk to. Hehe, I didn't say that... Hey, maybe they're together!!!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

glares at baka Max

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

No Kidding!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

uses puppy-dog eyes

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Sorry...

Dranzermaster says

max go to bed and sleep off the fucking sugar

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Yeah! What he said!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I AM A GENUIS!!!! Sugar? What sugar? I don't need sugar!?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I can be hyper all by myself, thank you very much!!!

Dranzermaster says

whatever

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Sure...

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Want a lolypop?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

LOLLIPOP!!!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

See? You do so need sugar

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I just ... like it!!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Don't neeeeeed it

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

ine

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Fine

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

I'll come over tomorow and take ALL sugar from the house

Dranzermaster says

in a mInute i'll lock your goddamn stuffed animal things away max

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

You're really unfair, Kai SUGAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

EEEEEEVIL!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

See? You do SO need it

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

NoIdon't!!!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

don'tdon'tdon't

Dranzermaster says

its my job to be unfair tate. i'm like your fucking babySitter

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

raises eyebrow

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

not your fucking not!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Wow...

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

The American SWORE!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Damn!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

BRB

Dranzermaster says

what the fuck is going on max?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I'm on a sugar comedown? shrugs I dunno.

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? has left the conversation.

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

OMG!! RAUL'S ABANDONED ME WITH KAI!!!!!!!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? has been added to the conversation.

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Ewwww...

Dranzermaster says

what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

gets out Draciel

Dranzermaster says

give it up tate. you couldn't beat me if I was on my deathbed!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

What does what mean?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

nothing, nothing at all ... innocent smile

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

what's eww?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Julia... and Mao... In my bedroom...

Dranzermaster says

fucking bitches

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

you spend your life with your eyes closed, Kai. Ooh, really?

Dranzermaster says

that does it! i am burning your stuffed toys tate!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

WTH?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Those are MINE!!!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says (20:43):

He's borrowing MINE!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Oh yeah... sweatdrops

Dranzermaster says

fine. i'm burning yours then

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

No!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

steals all Kai's firewood

Dranzermaster says

i have dranzer. i have my fag lighter. all i have to do is hold one of the stuffed things to the flame and it'll all burn down...and none of your fucking business tate!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

how come I get called tate and raul gets called raul? sulks

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

THAT'S DISCRIMINATION!!! I SHALL SUE!!!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

He doesn't know my last name, Max

Dranzermaster says

so sue me tate!

Dranzermaster says

i fucking do!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

What is it genious?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

yeah, what is it?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

chuckles

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Let Kai tell you

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Kaaaaaaaai?

Dranzermaster says

you spell genius right and i'll tell you

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Genius

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

genius

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

lol

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Kaaaaaaaaai? I think it starts with an f

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Yeah

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

an f? a f, even

Dranzermaster says

fuck off

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

That's not...it

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

You first, darlin' evil grin

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

coughs

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

I just got AWAY from that!

Dranzermaster says

call me "darlin" again and i'll rip your balls off. And it's Fernandez

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Okay... backs away from comp

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

lmao! sorry, raul. he deserved it

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

notice how quickly he reacted?? nudge nudge, wink wink

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

I thought you were the nice one

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I'm not!!!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I just hang around with Michael

Dranzermaster says

do i dare remind you max that i am currently on kenny's laptop with draciel's upgrades sat next to me?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

brb

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Please dont Kai

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

I fight him tomorow

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

I want a challenge

Dranzermaster says

fine

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

brb

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I'm back!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

You're on, Raul!!

Dranzermaster says

you're lucky i'm a nice guy tate

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

You? Nice? Yeah, and Rei's straight

Dranzermaster says

he's gay?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

You mean you don't KNOW????

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

looks smug

Dranzermaster says

i dont usually bother myself with you losers

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

You talk to Rei, though.

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

sometimes I look over his shoulder

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

hehehehe

Dranzermaster says

whats his shoulder got to do with anything?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

when he's on the computer? jeez, you're dumb

Dranzermaster says

Fuck you max

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Hey, you reckon Tala's gay?

Dranzermaster says

gee i wonder! come on max...he's been fucking bryan for the last two years

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Okay

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

what did I miss

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

... That would make sense ...

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Tala's gay with Bryan

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

You?

Dranzermaster says

tate's currently guessing who's gay

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

okay... Why?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Cause i can?

Dranzermaster says

He has no life of his own

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I DO SO!!!!!

Dranzermaster says (20:53):

is it you i heard tyson moaning to then?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Shut up!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

So didn't-- You...

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Don't deny it?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I will now!! I AM GOING OUT WITH MATHILDA!!!!!

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Screw you, Kai

Dranzermaster says

if you want

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

KAI'S GAY!!!!!!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

No you aren't? I thought she was with Mystel?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

No-oo! Meeee!

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

okie

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

shrugs

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Me and Matti

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

shut up

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

And what about me?

Dranzermaster says

what about you?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Hm... Are you gay?

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

Why do you ask?

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Wondering

.:.Raul.:. Why are girls such a pain? says

You sound like you have a Prob with it. No.

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

you sound like you're jealous

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

I have to go.

.:.Raul.:. Thank whatever Lord for Miguel! Stupid sister... says

ByeBye Max.

.:.Raul.:. Thank whatever Lord for Miguel! Stupid sister... says

Talk alter

.:.Raul.:. Thank whatever Lord for Miguel! Stupid sister... says

later

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! says

Bye sourpuss, carrot-top and fellow blond!

Dranzermaster says

fuck you

Max: It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! Says

That too

It shouldn't be possible to be as hyper as me - dammit, I'm a freak!! has left the conversation.

..::END MSN CONVO::..

Max sat back happily. Not only had he succeeded in riling up Kai he'd had a LOT of fun, minus the threats to his plushies of course. Stretching he switched his pc off before going downstairs and raiding the fridge of some chocolate gateau his mother had baked earlier in the day. Washing his plate up he gambolled back up the stairs and changed for bed. He yawned a few times before turning over in his bed and falling asleep soon after his head was comfortable.

::.END OF FIRST CHAPTER.::

I am absolutely exhausted. So many pages cut into this huge fic…and more to come!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ANIMEQUEEN48!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ILUVBEYBLADE!