EDIT: In case you're reading this for the first time, I like Alex now |D Just sayin'. OH and 100 plus reviews guys, THANK YOU SO MUCH.

A/N: I love LoM. And Gene Hunt. So decided "Hey! I should watch Ashes to Ashes!"

I'm not sure if this was a good idea anymore.

Best read right after watching the episode, though if you've seen it at least once it should make some sense...

THIS IS ALL FOR FUN GUYS! So please don't flame me. Maybe I'll actually LIKE Alex by the end...

REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! I want to know what you think!

Epiosde 1:...In which I try to keep an open mind. And fail miserably.

Okay let's keep an open mind about this Emily- UPSIDE DOWN VIEW IS TRIPPY.

Oh god, this girl's voice is annoying the shit out of me D:

A blackberry? Holy shit girl, you're like what, 12? I'm 15 and I just upgraded my flip phone DX

OH GOD THEY'RE MENTIONING SAM NONONONO ;A;

Oi, don't swear in front of your kids! Or, are they your kids? I'm not sure...

"SUICIDE" OH GOD NOT AGAIN *bursts into tears*

Man, this chick is calm. Can't say the same for the asian lady though who's freaking the fuck out.

Oh, great, it's her kid. This is why you don't bring them to crime scene. OR THEY DIE. OR SOMETHING. I'M NOT SURE YET.

Trippy song is trippy O_o

When Alex is screaming "hold your fire!" her face seriously does not match her voice. Her face is like "Calm and serenity" and her voice is like "HOLY FUCK GUYZ OH GOD NO WHUT I DON'T EVEN-"

Wait, I'm confused, if the guy killed himself then why did he bother to run off with the kid in the first place?

OH GOD THERE'S A PEDO WATCHING THEM- oh wait she knows him, phew.

But I want cake too! D8 Dicks.

Oh god it's the trippy song ag-HOLY FUCK WHERE DID HE COME FROM.

So wait... He didn't kill himself then? Why was a shot fired earlier?

Oh look, he's made a little nest for Alex ,that's nice.

Talking, talking, talki-DEAD.

That was the most anti-climatic death ever lol

It's a flying saucer!...Oh nevermind it's a bullet...

Oh god it's getting trippy-OH SHIT IT'S CRAZY MIME.

Aaaand she wakes up. All done up. In a dress. And make-up. I AM CONFUZZLED.

She also looks nothing like herself. It's really weird.

I'm thinking I definitely prefer the LoM opening. "Help me I've been shot!" Don't you think you would've noticed by now that you HAVEN'T been shot?

EPIC CAR+EPIC MUSIC+GENE HUNT=FUCKING WIN

Lmao this is so cheesy. Alex is like "lol whut it's Sam's hallucinations" and they're like "...'sup" And the music is like "THIS IS A TOTALLY AMAZING MOMENT GUYZ"

And they just keep beating that other guy up in the background lololol

"Gene Hunt! *faints" "My reputation precedes me" And Gene's back for another episode of "Everything that comes out of my mouth is such pure fucking win that you will want to quote this whole damn episode because I'm so awesome"

"She's gonna break into song!" Thank you for reading my mind, Gene.

Oh god, and the other two are just in background like "UNF YES"

WELL IT DID HAPPEN, ALRIGHT? Jeez.

Fffff I want to be Alex right after she almost walks into that car. OH GOD WAIT ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE A BLOSSOMING RELATIONSHIP WITH ALEX AND GENE? D8

Gene is somehow still managing to look manly even while carrying someone like in a Disney movie. That takes some serious skills.

The camera people are trying to make everything all confusing like in LoM again. It's not working.

Holy shit, they've got a computer! A really old shitty one though! Alex's acting is not helping whatsoever! And I can't take her seriously with thatdamn coat!

"Pong! We've got PONG!" Old school games ftw.

Oh God, Alex is in the place half the fanbase of A2A and LoM fangirls (Gene Hunt specifically) would kill to be in. CAN'T... BREATHE... DUE TO... LAUGHTER...

Poor Gene XD He's just like "...Get up..."

OH GOD MUPPET OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT.

She actually WANTS the tv to talk to her. Someone's desperate.

She hates Gene already? Wow, that was quick. He's not even as much of a dick this time around.

OH GOD STOP MENTIONING SAM I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BURST INTO TEARS AGAIN.

"You put in for it" *DRAMATIC MUSIC AND HEAD SWEEP*

"I'm bigger in every department" lolololol

Ahahaha Gene stepping on Ray's foot=priceless. And what a completely non-fake cover-up.

*insert epic '80s music here* *insert annoying character after and hope for the best* *insert awesome character afterwards to make up for it*

Oh yes, all of that's VERY advanced Chris. THE WORLD OF TOMORROW, OOOOO~

And the music becomes epic the moment Gene starts talking on the phone. OH YES.

This possible-drug dealer guy is a DICKWAD. That is all.

Lmao Gene's like "...*insert death glare here*" while the possible-drug dealer guy walks away. The score is now: Gene-1 billion, and PDD guy- negative 6.

WHOA, alright calm down there Alex. Destroying the "TECHNOLOGY OF TOMORROW, OOOO~" will get you nowhere, I assure you.

Oh shit, she's cracked.

Lololol He just grabbed her boob *is acting like a 12-year old boy now*

"Are you gonna kiss me or punch me?" I'll kiss you Gene! *waves hand wildly*

OH GOD IT'S GONNA GO TRIPPY AGAIN- Oh nevermind, it's just a wall.

...Who is she talking to? It can't be Chris and that bob-cut girl...

Aright, so she IS talking to them.

This is a really odd scene.

YAY STAR WARS REFERENCE. Chris is even more awesome now.

"Where does that leave me?" "DEAD." Okayyyy, that is really creepy, not gonna lie.

OHSHIT IT'S THE MUPPET AGAIN.

"You're going to miss my birthday!" Too bad, mummy's stuck in the '80s with a man who's "bigger in every department". I don't think she's coming back anytime soon.

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE MIME AGAIN. That actually really terrified me.

Wow, that's actually a pretty smart deduction there, Alex. Maybe she'll actually grow on me 8'D

I TAKE IT BACK SHE'S BEING A BITCH TO CHRIS NOW.

Okay, I think she's taking this a little overboard, honestly, the guy doesn't look like he's the one who did it...

"I plan to talk turkey" "Gobble away" Gene, you're seriously the best.

OH NOOOOOO NOT SAM TALK AGAIN.

Ugh, you're back after Layton AGAIN? Just give UP.

...Please don't tell me that was the scary mime that just walked past. PLEASE.

OH GOD IT WAS.

This scene is actually really funny if you watch it without music. It's just like Random Mime: IMA EATCHOO *flails* Then Alex: AHJGJRHGDGHGKJTCV *spazzes*

Awww, Gene's sitting all by himself D8

Wait, what's up with the slow-mo and the 80s music again? This better not be a regular occurrence :P

...GodDAMN I am jealous of Alex. Just cozying up there with Gene *desperately continues to try to keep an open mind* ADSGFHJGFJ IT'S NOT WORKING.

...Gene had a WIFE?

...Wait, Gene's single?

...*attempts to stop brain from creating an OC that will surely get me flamed for creating*

"Well you're not gonna be keeping me here for 7 years. I'm going home" Well thank god for THAT then.

Lmao Gene says this epic speech and Alex is just like "...hgfhff"

Oh man, THEY'RE SO DRUNK IT'S SOMEHOW ADORABLE. And Gene's just there trying to do some work lol Good luck, mate.

Bahahaha, Chris punching that gorilla-type man. That was a fail.

This show is so full of completely cheesy moments. I mean epic swooning music in the background, dramatic camera angle and then BAM: Gene Hunt.

Okay, now THIS is what I was looking for. The car intro and rock music.

"Oh I could kiss you!" "Don't hold back!" NO. HOLD BACK. PLEASE.

That awkward moment when you realize that Alex WAS right about Layton.

Oh SMOOTH Chris. Just jump in front of the drug-dealers who've got loads of guns on them why don't you?

"Even I can't walk on water!" Pfft, that's a first. Considering how damn awesome you are I mean.

Okay, that is literally the most epic moment ever. Gene Hunt speeding in on a motor boat while wearing sunglasses and having Chris and Ray on either side. This is the definition of badass.

"HE'S UNDER ARREST!" Okay, I get it! Calm down!

Awww, Sharon and Chris' hug at the end is actually really cute :D

"I'm not nervous. I'm just cautious." I LOVE you, Chris.

OHOHOHO I SENSE SOME FORSHADOWING HERE.

I'm really getting sick of this damn mime, and it's only episode 1. HOW MUCH MORE MUST I ENDURE? D8

Okay, so maybe I'll be able to get used to Alex, her little speech in the mirror was actually quite good... YAY MORE 80s MUSIC AND EPIC SWOOPING OF THE CAMERA THAT SEEMS TO BE VERY FOND OF GENE'S BODY IN GENERAL.

Aaaand once again a Sam reference. WILL THE SADNESS NEVER END?

So wait, instead of having a Jamaican barman it's an Italian one for this series? BRING IT ON.

Oh god, the credits are just like an 80s computer, niiiice.

Gotta love the 80s.

And Gene 8D