Disclaimers: Geesh I can't believe this! Do I HAVE to put a disclaimer on every page of every fic I write? *cries* ARE YOU EVIL PEOPLE JUST TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT NOT OWNING YU-GI-OH?!?!?!?! MEANIES!!!!!!
Warnings: Well, this chappie is mostly just me and Tea *grins*....so, you get the point yet?
Ekaterina: Hello! If you didn't read Kirunai's bio thing-a-ma-jiggy, I'm her new best bud! *grins* Otherwise known as Kat, for short! (A.K.A. The crazy insane lunatic! And no, I don't mean Kirunai....") And on with the story!
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"Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls to the newest, most funniest TV reality show ever. This game features a bunch of crazed boy teens and 2 sane teenage girls, who invite the boys over for a sleepover, into a house full of surprises---"
"TEA BE QUIET! I'M TRYING TO FIND YAMI.M.'S PHONE NUMBER AND THIS PHONEBOOK DOESN'T SEEM TO INCLUDE NUMBERS FOR 5000 YEAR OLD EGYPTIAN WHAT-'CHA-MA-CALL-ITS!!!!!" Kirunai screamed, "AND PUT MY MICROPHONE DOWN!"
"Ok, ok, ok..." Tea sighed, and place the microphone back by Kirunai's tape recorder. "Oh, and about the phone thing?"
"Ya?" A much calmer Kirunai called from the kitchen.
"Try Malik's number..." Tea rolled her eyes, and went back to setting up the video camera in the living room.
Kirunai blinked. "Oh...I knew that..." She punched in some numbers, and waited. It rang, and rang, and rang, and rang....well, you get the point. Until, someone finally picked up.
"Er, hello?"
"Hiya Malik!"
"And you are...?"
"Kirunai, you dimwit!"
"YOU'RE THE CRAZY AUTHORESS?!"
"Yup...." Kirunai sighed, "Nice to meet you too..."
"And you're calling, why?"
"I'm at Tea's house. We decided it would be nice if everyone would come over tonight for the night, including you and your Yami."
There was silence on the other end of the line, but only for a minute.
"What time????" This time a different voice.
"Well Yami.M....you two be here around 5:00 this evening, alright?"
"Yup!"
CLICK! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dddduuuuuunnnnnnnnnn
"I'm done setting up the cameras! Once in each room!" Tea walked into the kitchen.
"Even in the bathroom?"
"Nope...I put 2 in the bathroom!" Tea grinned, and the 2 girls shared a high-five.
"Malik and Yami.M. will be here around 5:00...you wanna call everyone else? I still gotta finish with the snap powder and the cheese balloons."
"Ya sure!" Tea picked up the phone, and dialled Yugi's number. It rang once, and then...
"Hello, Motou residence, Yugi speaking."
"Hiya Yugi! It's Tea! Me and Kirunai decided to have this wicked slumber party tonight, and invite the whole gang. Can you and Yami be here around 5:00?" Tea ignored the snickering sounds Kirunai was making in the background.
"The authoress and you?"
"Yup! See ya's at 5:00!" Tea hung up, and turned to Kirunai. "And what's so funny?"
Kirunai snickered. "You were." She gasped, "Talking so fast that you," A snort-like sound escaped her lips. "Sounded like Steve Urcle!" Now she was laughing so hard she was on the floor.
Tea gasped. "Oooooo you're asking for it! TICKLE ATTACK!" She pounced on Kirunai.
"Ack! Nnnnnooooo!!!!!!!"
"Hehehehehe I'm the queen of the world!"
"N-no you're not..."
~~15 minutes later~~
Tea grinned, "Now do you agree I'm the queen of the world?" She had her arms at the ready.
"Yes! Now get away from me!"
"OK!" Tea leap off Kirunai, and bounded towards the phone.
Kirunai got up slowly off the kitchen floor, which was hardwood, by the way. She walked over to the counter, and drained the snap powder.
"Ok the snap powder's done. Where should we spread it?"
Tea looked over from the phone. "Uh...just put it in the cupboard, we'll figure that out later."
Kirunai shurged. "Ok...and the cheese balloons? They're done too..."
"Here. You take the phone and I'll get set those up in the closet in the washroom."
"Fine by me."
Tea bounded away, cheese balls in hand, and Kirunai picked up the phone and phone book.
"Hum....Tristan Taylor....uh...here it is!" She punched in the number, and waited at it rang.
"Hello?"
"Bakura?"
"Yes. And this is...?"
"Kirunai. I WAS looking for Tristan...did I interrupt something?"
"Uh....n-no..."
"Ssssuuuurrrreeeee.....So anyways, be at Tea's house at 5:00. Everyone's coming for a sleepover. You and Tristan are invited, Ok?"
There was a pause, then "Ok."
"Oh, and bring Yami.B."
"WHAT?! Are you serious?"
"Yup...He can hang out with Yami.M.."
"You're seriously gonna have those two over?"
"Yup."
"They'll wreck Tea's house though..."
"Not before we do..." Kirunai mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Oh nothing. See ya at 5:00!" And she hung up the phone. "TEA!!!!!!!!"
"YA?" The response came from the bathroom.
"TRISTAN AND BAKURA WILL BE HERE, I'M GONNA CALL KAIBA AND JOEY. ARE YOU ALMOST DONE WITH THE CHEESE BALLS?!"
"ALMOST!"
"AND TEA?"
"YA?"
"WHY'RE WE YELLING?"
"I DON'T KNOW."
"OK!" Kirunai picked up the phone book, looked through it for a minute, then dialled in some numbers.
"Hey. Wwwaaassssssssuuuuuupppppp?"
"Is that a trick question?"
"Uh....no.....I don't think so anyways...is this that crazy authoress?"
"Yup..."
"And you're calling me, why?"
"Well you see, I'm at Tea's house and we're having a sleepover for the whole gang tonight so can you be here around 5:00?"
"Uh...sure....will there be candy?"
Kirunai looked over at the explosive candies she was working on. "Eh, you could say that..."
"See ya at 5:00!" And with that, Joey hung up. Kirunai hung up the phone, and spun around at a noise, only to see Tea covered in cheese.
"I'm done with the balloons...but one of them, er, fell..."
"I can see that!" Kirunai was having a hard time from laughing out loud.
"Oh, well thanks! It's not that funny! I'm gonna go have a shower, you finish calling whoever and keep working on those, er, surprises."
"HEY! I thought I was the one writing this "Master"!"
"Whatever..." And with that, Tea ran towards the bathroom, dripping cheese. Kirunai bent down, and stuck her finger in a puddle of cheese.
"Yuck...cheddar....." She sighed, and grabbed a mop.
~~10 minutes later~~
Kirunai placed a now cheese covered mop underneath the kitchen sink, and, once again, grabbed the phone. She opened the phone book, only to see Kaiba's number,in big bold bubble letters, on the first page. She rolled her eyes, and punched in the number.
"Hello, Kaiba residence. Seto Kaiba speaking. If you're a telemarketer of any kind, hang up now. If you're someone wanting money for a charity, hang up now. If you're somone trying to kidnap my brother for money, hang up now. And if you're Joey Wheeler, hang up now or be electricuted."
"Er, hello..."
"And you are?"
"Kirunai."
"The author?"
"Yes. You have a very weird hello..."
"Dam it...I gotta add authors and authoresses to my "hang up now" list..."
"Ah shaddup..."
"So what do you want?"
"For you to come over to Tea's house tonight for a sleepover, the whole gangs coming."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Make me!"
"Ok get this. You come over at 5:00 and spend the night OR I'll tell the whole world who you love."
"You wouldn't."
"Wanna bet?"
"Uh...no...see you at 5:00...."
"Ok fine but-----"
CLICK! Dundundundundundundunduuuuuunnnnnnnn
"How rude...he hung up on me! I wonder why...." Kirunai shruged. "Oh well...." She walked back over to the counter to finish the explosive candies.
~~10 minutes later~~
Tea re-entered the room, dressed in jeans and a pale blue V-Neck top, lets just say, one hell of a lot cleaner.
"Did you get ahold of everyone?"
Kirunai looked up from the counter. "Yup...and they're all coming too."
Tea blinked. "How the hell did you manage to get Kaiba to come?"
"Blackmail."
"Sweet. Need some help with those candies?"
"Nope, but you can start mixing the Nitrogin Red into the cream soda..."
"Sure!"
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Kirunai: *grins* This is gonna be one hell of a sleepover, if I do say so myself! Next chapter me and Tea will continue making pranks, so if anyone has ideas for pranks please submit them in your reviews! And then chapter 3 we'll finish setting up pranks and then everyone will come over...hopefully...*blinks*
Ekaterina: I love Quatre.
Kirunai: *blinks* What happened to Duo?
Ekaterina: Who's Duo?
Kirunai: *sweatdrops* Oh my god...
Ekaterina: *in a deep theatric tone of voice* I'm going to get you, and when I do, I will eat you....*mwuhahahahaha*
Kirunai: *blinks* O...K.....c-ya soon! I promise I'll have this story updated by Thursday!
Warnings: Well, this chappie is mostly just me and Tea *grins*....so, you get the point yet?
Ekaterina: Hello! If you didn't read Kirunai's bio thing-a-ma-jiggy, I'm her new best bud! *grins* Otherwise known as Kat, for short! (A.K.A. The crazy insane lunatic! And no, I don't mean Kirunai....") And on with the story!
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"Welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls to the newest, most funniest TV reality show ever. This game features a bunch of crazed boy teens and 2 sane teenage girls, who invite the boys over for a sleepover, into a house full of surprises---"
"TEA BE QUIET! I'M TRYING TO FIND YAMI.M.'S PHONE NUMBER AND THIS PHONEBOOK DOESN'T SEEM TO INCLUDE NUMBERS FOR 5000 YEAR OLD EGYPTIAN WHAT-'CHA-MA-CALL-ITS!!!!!" Kirunai screamed, "AND PUT MY MICROPHONE DOWN!"
"Ok, ok, ok..." Tea sighed, and place the microphone back by Kirunai's tape recorder. "Oh, and about the phone thing?"
"Ya?" A much calmer Kirunai called from the kitchen.
"Try Malik's number..." Tea rolled her eyes, and went back to setting up the video camera in the living room.
Kirunai blinked. "Oh...I knew that..." She punched in some numbers, and waited. It rang, and rang, and rang, and rang....well, you get the point. Until, someone finally picked up.
"Er, hello?"
"Hiya Malik!"
"And you are...?"
"Kirunai, you dimwit!"
"YOU'RE THE CRAZY AUTHORESS?!"
"Yup...." Kirunai sighed, "Nice to meet you too..."
"And you're calling, why?"
"I'm at Tea's house. We decided it would be nice if everyone would come over tonight for the night, including you and your Yami."
There was silence on the other end of the line, but only for a minute.
"What time????" This time a different voice.
"Well Yami.M....you two be here around 5:00 this evening, alright?"
"Yup!"
CLICK! Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dddduuuuuunnnnnnnnnn
"I'm done setting up the cameras! Once in each room!" Tea walked into the kitchen.
"Even in the bathroom?"
"Nope...I put 2 in the bathroom!" Tea grinned, and the 2 girls shared a high-five.
"Malik and Yami.M. will be here around 5:00...you wanna call everyone else? I still gotta finish with the snap powder and the cheese balloons."
"Ya sure!" Tea picked up the phone, and dialled Yugi's number. It rang once, and then...
"Hello, Motou residence, Yugi speaking."
"Hiya Yugi! It's Tea! Me and Kirunai decided to have this wicked slumber party tonight, and invite the whole gang. Can you and Yami be here around 5:00?" Tea ignored the snickering sounds Kirunai was making in the background.
"The authoress and you?"
"Yup! See ya's at 5:00!" Tea hung up, and turned to Kirunai. "And what's so funny?"
Kirunai snickered. "You were." She gasped, "Talking so fast that you," A snort-like sound escaped her lips. "Sounded like Steve Urcle!" Now she was laughing so hard she was on the floor.
Tea gasped. "Oooooo you're asking for it! TICKLE ATTACK!" She pounced on Kirunai.
"Ack! Nnnnnooooo!!!!!!!"
"Hehehehehe I'm the queen of the world!"
"N-no you're not..."
~~15 minutes later~~
Tea grinned, "Now do you agree I'm the queen of the world?" She had her arms at the ready.
"Yes! Now get away from me!"
"OK!" Tea leap off Kirunai, and bounded towards the phone.
Kirunai got up slowly off the kitchen floor, which was hardwood, by the way. She walked over to the counter, and drained the snap powder.
"Ok the snap powder's done. Where should we spread it?"
Tea looked over from the phone. "Uh...just put it in the cupboard, we'll figure that out later."
Kirunai shurged. "Ok...and the cheese balloons? They're done too..."
"Here. You take the phone and I'll get set those up in the closet in the washroom."
"Fine by me."
Tea bounded away, cheese balls in hand, and Kirunai picked up the phone and phone book.
"Hum....Tristan Taylor....uh...here it is!" She punched in the number, and waited at it rang.
"Hello?"
"Bakura?"
"Yes. And this is...?"
"Kirunai. I WAS looking for Tristan...did I interrupt something?"
"Uh....n-no..."
"Ssssuuuurrrreeeee.....So anyways, be at Tea's house at 5:00. Everyone's coming for a sleepover. You and Tristan are invited, Ok?"
There was a pause, then "Ok."
"Oh, and bring Yami.B."
"WHAT?! Are you serious?"
"Yup...He can hang out with Yami.M.."
"You're seriously gonna have those two over?"
"Yup."
"They'll wreck Tea's house though..."
"Not before we do..." Kirunai mumbled.
"What was that?"
"Oh nothing. See ya at 5:00!" And she hung up the phone. "TEA!!!!!!!!"
"YA?" The response came from the bathroom.
"TRISTAN AND BAKURA WILL BE HERE, I'M GONNA CALL KAIBA AND JOEY. ARE YOU ALMOST DONE WITH THE CHEESE BALLS?!"
"ALMOST!"
"AND TEA?"
"YA?"
"WHY'RE WE YELLING?"
"I DON'T KNOW."
"OK!" Kirunai picked up the phone book, looked through it for a minute, then dialled in some numbers.
"Hey. Wwwaaassssssssuuuuuupppppp?"
"Is that a trick question?"
"Uh....no.....I don't think so anyways...is this that crazy authoress?"
"Yup..."
"And you're calling me, why?"
"Well you see, I'm at Tea's house and we're having a sleepover for the whole gang tonight so can you be here around 5:00?"
"Uh...sure....will there be candy?"
Kirunai looked over at the explosive candies she was working on. "Eh, you could say that..."
"See ya at 5:00!" And with that, Joey hung up. Kirunai hung up the phone, and spun around at a noise, only to see Tea covered in cheese.
"I'm done with the balloons...but one of them, er, fell..."
"I can see that!" Kirunai was having a hard time from laughing out loud.
"Oh, well thanks! It's not that funny! I'm gonna go have a shower, you finish calling whoever and keep working on those, er, surprises."
"HEY! I thought I was the one writing this "Master"!"
"Whatever..." And with that, Tea ran towards the bathroom, dripping cheese. Kirunai bent down, and stuck her finger in a puddle of cheese.
"Yuck...cheddar....." She sighed, and grabbed a mop.
~~10 minutes later~~
Kirunai placed a now cheese covered mop underneath the kitchen sink, and, once again, grabbed the phone. She opened the phone book, only to see Kaiba's number,in big bold bubble letters, on the first page. She rolled her eyes, and punched in the number.
"Hello, Kaiba residence. Seto Kaiba speaking. If you're a telemarketer of any kind, hang up now. If you're someone wanting money for a charity, hang up now. If you're somone trying to kidnap my brother for money, hang up now. And if you're Joey Wheeler, hang up now or be electricuted."
"Er, hello..."
"And you are?"
"Kirunai."
"The author?"
"Yes. You have a very weird hello..."
"Dam it...I gotta add authors and authoresses to my "hang up now" list..."
"Ah shaddup..."
"So what do you want?"
"For you to come over to Tea's house tonight for a sleepover, the whole gangs coming."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Make me!"
"Ok get this. You come over at 5:00 and spend the night OR I'll tell the whole world who you love."
"You wouldn't."
"Wanna bet?"
"Uh...no...see you at 5:00...."
"Ok fine but-----"
CLICK! Dundundundundundundunduuuuuunnnnnnnn
"How rude...he hung up on me! I wonder why...." Kirunai shruged. "Oh well...." She walked back over to the counter to finish the explosive candies.
~~10 minutes later~~
Tea re-entered the room, dressed in jeans and a pale blue V-Neck top, lets just say, one hell of a lot cleaner.
"Did you get ahold of everyone?"
Kirunai looked up from the counter. "Yup...and they're all coming too."
Tea blinked. "How the hell did you manage to get Kaiba to come?"
"Blackmail."
"Sweet. Need some help with those candies?"
"Nope, but you can start mixing the Nitrogin Red into the cream soda..."
"Sure!"
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Kirunai: *grins* This is gonna be one hell of a sleepover, if I do say so myself! Next chapter me and Tea will continue making pranks, so if anyone has ideas for pranks please submit them in your reviews! And then chapter 3 we'll finish setting up pranks and then everyone will come over...hopefully...*blinks*
Ekaterina: I love Quatre.
Kirunai: *blinks* What happened to Duo?
Ekaterina: Who's Duo?
Kirunai: *sweatdrops* Oh my god...
Ekaterina: *in a deep theatric tone of voice* I'm going to get you, and when I do, I will eat you....*mwuhahahahaha*
Kirunai: *blinks* O...K.....c-ya soon! I promise I'll have this story updated by Thursday!